Epiphany is joining us for some Sloppy Viewer Suggestions--Add yours here! by Jeremy Custard

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As always, I'll go first... (incase no one else replies!)

Epiphany, I would like you to pour a pot noodle over your head.

[Insert witty comment here]

Love these!!

Epiphany...please mix a tin of broccoli and stilton soup, cream of mushroom soup and a tin of pea and ham soup together with your feet, then fill your knickers with it.

16parkvilla ✓

South Yorkshire UK

Jeremy Custard said: Let's get messy!!
We're super excited for Episode 3 of Sloppy Suggestions! This time, the amazing Epiphany Jones will be joining us in the studio to dive into your wacky and wonderful suggestions. It's going to be a blast!

If you aren't aware of what I'm talking about then make sure to check out:

Episode one with April Paisley
Thread:
https://umd.net/forums/studio-news-and-april-paisley-introducin
Scene:
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/sloppy-suggestions-with-april-paisley

Episode two with Ivy Rain
Thread:
https://umd.net/forums/ivy-rain-is-coming-for-some-sloppy-viewe
Scene:
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/sloppy-suggestions-with-ivy-rain

We can't wait to see what you all come up with for Epiphany! So, unleash your creativity and drop your suggestions below--we're ready for some fun!

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Introducing Epiphany Jones and Sloppy Viewer Suggestions!

Join Epiphany Jones in Episode two of our brand-new series, Sloppy Viewer Suggestions, where YOUR ideas take center stage! That's right, we're flipping the script and inviting YOU to be the creative masterminds behind our show--a film we create together, one hilarious suggestion at a time!

Here's how it works: Pick an item from our pantry and tell Epiphany what to do with it! Whether it's a can of beans, gloopy yellow custard, or maybe golden syrup is your thing--the crazier, the better! Epiphany is ready to dive headfirst into the mess and transform herself into a masterpiece of culinary chaos!

We'll gather all your suggestions, toss them into envelopes, and Epiphany will eagerly draw 15 of your wild ideas at random! That's right, 15 chances for you to get Epiphany messy and witness the hilarity unfold!

So, what are you waiting for? Get those creative juices flowing and send us your suggestions today! Together, let's make Sloppy Viewer Suggestions the most uproarious and deliciously entertaining show it can be!

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Details:

Post below with a suggestion of one messy item from our pantry and one action to go with it.

For example:
"Pour custard over your head."
"Fill your knickers with baked beans."
"Get a squirty cream pie and pie yourself with it."

We'll collate all the suggestions and put them into envelopes for Epiphany to draw on the shoot day. Ideally, we'd love one post per person, but if we don't get 15 unique suggestions, we might be open to more

Lentil and Bacon soup, over the head, and really rub the soup into the hair

16parkvilla ✓

South Yorkshire UK

Jeremy Custard said: Let's get messy!!
We're super excited for Episode 3 of Sloppy Suggestions! This time, the amazing Epiphany Jones will be joining us in the studio to dive into your wacky and wonderful suggestions. It's going to be a blast!

If you aren't aware of what I'm talking about then make sure to check out:

Episode one with April Paisley
Thread:
https://umd.net/forums/studio-news-and-april-paisley-introducin
Scene:
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/sloppy-suggestions-with-april-paisley

Episode two with Ivy Rain
Thread:
https://umd.net/forums/ivy-rain-is-coming-for-some-sloppy-viewe
Scene:
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/sloppy-suggestions-with-ivy-rain

We can't wait to see what you all come up with for Epiphany! So, unleash your creativity and drop your suggestions below--we're ready for some fun!

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Introducing Epiphany Jones and Sloppy Viewer Suggestions!

Join Epiphany Jones in Episode two of our brand-new series, Sloppy Viewer Suggestions, where YOUR ideas take center stage! That's right, we're flipping the script and inviting YOU to be the creative masterminds behind our show--a film we create together, one hilarious suggestion at a time!

Here's how it works: Pick an item from our pantry and tell Epiphany what to do with it! Whether it's a can of beans, gloopy yellow custard, or maybe golden syrup is your thing--the crazier, the better! Epiphany is ready to dive headfirst into the mess and transform herself into a masterpiece of culinary chaos!

We'll gather all your suggestions, toss them into envelopes, and Epiphany will eagerly draw 15 of your wild ideas at random! That's right, 15 chances for you to get Epiphany messy and witness the hilarity unfold!

So, what are you waiting for? Get those creative juices flowing and send us your suggestions today! Together, let's make Sloppy Viewer Suggestions the most uproarious and deliciously entertaining show it can be!

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Details:

Post below with a suggestion of one messy item from our pantry and one action to go with it.

For example:
"Pour custard over your head."
"Fill your knickers with baked beans."
"Get a squirty cream pie and pie yourself with it."

We'll collate all the suggestions and put them into envelopes for Epiphany to draw on the shoot day. Ideally, we'd love one post per person, but if we don't get 15 unique suggestions, we might be open to more

In the really unlikely event you need a back up choice.... Spaghetti Hoops in the Front and Back of her Knickers

cool45

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Can of baked beans down the back of the knickers and a can of spaghetti rings down the front

fagan edwards

Take a bottle of golden syrup and wedge it upside down in the waistband of your knickers. Squeeze the bottle until completely empty. Then stand up, turn around and give yourself a wedgie.

ninadunklin

UK

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Cold, thick and smelly mayonnaise poured over your head, and thoroughly shampooed in your hair then slicked back ready for the next substance

What....there's no shampoo left??

iain-ecgunge ✓

Surrey, UK

Looks like Epiphany will need some high-capacity knickers!

Sit down and give your boobs a nice custarding.

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Oooo the delightful Epiphany Jones

It's got to be a 2 large Custard and Greek yogurt flans (low fat of course

), squished in a lovely head sandwich.

I've got a pie, and I know how the throw it.

Piemaster1980

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I would like to see her take one of my recipe chocolate pies to the face and smeared around.

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GherdG

Please use a can of rice pudding to style your hair, slicking it back completely flat.

thirdman

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Thick porridge down the back of knickers, veg soup down the front

Followed by 5 squats and a twerk for the camera!

CheeseWedge

Spell you name by dunking your head in a bowl filled with alphabet spaghetti. You can only use you mouth to move the letters.

4Desert

Epiphany, whilst completely naked apply yellow substances to every inch of your body trying to turn yourself into a Simpsons character. You should style your hair into a cartoon style using a sticky syrup. Available yellow substances include custard, mustard, curry sauce & vanilla ice cream.

messy102

A can of rice pudding in your knickers.

Not within the rule book, so I'm sorry in advance. Big white knickers would be my preference!
A thong is hotter but it won't hold everything

This is the most exciting game ever

Thank you

Gungeyundies

New Zealand

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Fill the front of your knickers with baked beans, then give yourself a front wedgie

Fill ya pants!

BigmacTom

England

My suggestion would be:

Lower yours knickers to your knees, place a cheesecake in the crotch and then pull them up as high and hard as you can.

Knickerfilling= good Nuff sed

fagan edwards

As items seem to have been added to the pantry in previous episodes and as ideas seem to be running dry, I think Jeremy should slowly push a large trifle in its container down over Epiphany's head for her to wear as a hat for the remainder of the show...

SecretA

Pie bare ass and wedgie it up!

MyPieRogative ✓

New Orleans, Louisiana

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Jeremy Custard said: As always, I'll go first... (incase no one else replies!)

Epiphany, I would like you to pour a pot noodle over your head.

Jeremy I can hear your calm POSH voice saying this. Do you always have to be so damn polite?!?!

Anyhoo Epiphany, I'd love to see you sitting on floor in whatever mess is there already (assuming this isn't the first request chosen, if it is just sit on the clean floor

). Please use a large custard to preform following steps:
1. Pour a tiny bit of the custard into your toes, make sure the big toe is sufficiently covered
2. Rub the custard from your toes onto your face. (No shame in having to roll a bit to get some momentum to get leg up in the event you aren't very flexible, in fact the silliness would probably add extra sex appeal for me.
3.standup and with the remaining custard try to pour between your breasts (while they are in or out of shirt this part isn't important to me Epiphany) aiming the "custard slide" for your land of wholesome fruit. When the custard reaches that promised land, you are to hum your national anthem for about 5 seconds and then Thank Me (Maria or Mypierogative or Mypie that part isn't important I just need to hear ya talking to me babe!)
If your custard slide doesn't make it into whatever you're wearing (or not wearing) at the time to reach your "cookie jar" you must complete 10 jumping jacks (safety first!!) If floor is too slippery change this to in the mess push-ups.

Jeremy, I kind of started rambling and laughing am I doing this right? Or does my request have too many other added requests within the primary request? It's late, I can't reread instructions atm. Love y'all Kissy kissy!

P.S. "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Mypierogative

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London, UK

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MyPieRogative said:
Anyhoo Epiphany, I'd love to see you sitting on floor in whatever mess is there already (assuming this isn't the first request chosen, if it is just sit on the clean floor

). Please use a large custard to preform following steps:
1. Pour a tiny bit of the custard into your toes, make sure the big toe is sufficiently covered
2. Rub the custard from your toes onto your face. (No shame in having to roll a bit to get some momentum to get leg up in the event you aren't very flexible, in fact the silliness would probably add extra sex appeal for me.
3.standup and with the remaining custard try to pour between your breasts (while they are in or out of shirt this part isn't important to me Epiphany) aiming the "custard slide" for your land of wholesome fruit. When the custard reaches that promised land, you are to hum your national anthem for about 5 seconds and then Thank Me (Maria or Mypierogative or Mypie that part isn't important I just need to hear ya talking to me babe!)
If your custard slide doesn't make it into whatever you're wearing (or not wearing) at the time to reach your "cookie jar" you must complete 10 jumping jacks (safety first!!) If floor is too slippery change this to in the mess push-ups.

Jeremy, I kind of started rambling and laughing am I doing this right? Or does my request have too many other added requests within the primary request? It's late, I can't reread instructions atm. Love y'all Kissy kissy!

P.S. "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Well, this has to be one of the wordiest/most detailed "one item, one action" requests so far...
Thanks for sharing!

It's certainly brimming with creativity and very much what I'd expect from you, but I'll admit it's on the long side. If all the requests came in like this, we'd have quite the challenge putting them to film!

That said, there's an undeniable charm to your delightful nonsense--national anthem humming and all.

Reluctantly, I'm including it (because it's you, after all), but let's not make a habit of this level of detail, shall we?

Best of luck--if it gets picked, I'm sure it'll be quite the spectacle!

[Insert witty comment here]

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fagan edwards said: As items seem to have been added to the pantry in previous episodes and as ideas seem to be running dry, I think Jeremy should slowly push a large trifle in its container down over Epiphany's head for her to wear as a hat for the remainder of the show...

Selecting items from "the pantry" is mainly to ensure that I have the item in stock on the morning of the shoot. As long as it is available from Tesco at the point I put in an order then technically it is a pantry item!

I'll definitely have a trifle in, as we always like a good trifle hat.
Best of luck--let's hope you get picked out!

[Insert witty comment here]

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BigmacTom said: Lower yours knickers to your knees, place a cheesecake in the crotch and then pull them up as high and hard as you can.

Gungeyundies said: Fill the front of your knickers with baked beans, then give yourself a front wedgie

messy102 said: A can of rice pudding in your knickers.

thirdman said: Thick porridge down the back of knickers, veg soup down the front

fagan edwards said: Take a bottle of golden syrup and wedge it upside down in the waistband of your knickers. Squeeze the bottle until completely empty. Then stand up, turn around and give yourself a wedgie.

cool45 said: Can of baked beans down the back of the knickers and a can of spaghetti rings down the front

16parkvilla said:
In the really unlikely event you need a back up choice.... Spaghetti Hoops in the Front and Back of her Knickers

DirtyMessyBoy said:
Epiphany...please mix a tin of broccoli and stilton soup, cream of mushroom soup and a tin of pea and ham soup together with your feet, then fill your knickers with it.

Well, that is certainly A LOT of knicker filling!

I couldn't have said this any better...

iain-ecgunge said: Looks like Epiphany will need some high-capacity knickers!

Great suggestions everyone!
Hopefully, we will get some that aren't knicker-filling!!

[Insert witty comment here]

Epiphany - please have a friend empty a jug of green pesto over your head. If for some unfortunate reason reason you've still got a top on please pull it open to catch everything. If you've lost your top (what a shame!) but still have something on your bottom half, pull out your waistband out that the green pesto pools around your pussy and show us the aftermath.

BigmacTom

England

Jeremy Custard said:

Great suggestions everyone!
Hopefully, we will get some that aren't knicker-filling!!

Well if we are allowed to do more than one I will obglige

'Let Jeremy pour a tin of baked beans into each of your bra cups'

Knickerfilling= good Nuff sed

4Desert

I will jump on with a second one if it's within the rules and outside her knickers!
Epiphany, it's time to get saucey, using your best acting skills, let's see your saucey moves whilst squeezing on condiments such as vinegar, Worcestershire and soy sauce.

fagan edwards

Jeremy Custard said:

fagan edwards said: As items seem to have been added to the pantry in previous episodes and as ideas seem to be running dry, I think Jeremy should slowly push a large trifle in its container down over Epiphany's head for her to wear as a hat for the remainder of the show...

Selecting items from "the pantry" is mainly to ensure that I have the item in stock on the morning of the shoot. As long as it is available from Tesco at the point I put in an order then technically it is a pantry item!

I'll definitely have a trifle in, as we always like a good trifle hat.
Best of luck--let's hope you get picked out!

OK, great, in that case please can I request that Epiphany stack two or three gateau/cheesecake style desserts and sits slowly on them, straddling the chair with no knickers!

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Jeremy Custard said:

MyPieRogative said:
Anyhoo Epiphany, I'd love to see you sitting on floor in whatever mess is there already (assuming this isn't the first request chosen, if it is just sit on the clean floor

). Please use a large custard to preform following steps:
1. Pour a tiny bit of the custard into your toes, make sure the big toe is sufficiently covered
2. Rub the custard from your toes onto your face. (No shame in having to roll a bit to get some momentum to get leg up in the event you aren't very flexible, in fact the silliness would probably add extra sex appeal for me.
3.standup and with the remaining custard try to pour between your breasts (while they are in or out of shirt this part isn't important to me Epiphany) aiming the "custard slide" for your land of wholesome fruit. When the custard reaches that promised land, you are to hum your national anthem for about 5 seconds and then Thank Me (Maria or Mypierogative or Mypie that part isn't important I just need to hear ya talking to me babe!)
If your custard slide doesn't make it into whatever you're wearing (or not wearing) at the time to reach your "cookie jar" you must complete 10 jumping jacks (safety first!!) If floor is too slippery change this to in the mess push-ups.

Jeremy, I kind of started rambling and laughing am I doing this right? Or does my request have too many other added requests within the primary request? It's late, I can't reread instructions atm. Love y'all Kissy kissy!

P.S. "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Well, this has to be one of the wordiest/most detailed "one item, one action" requests so far...
Thanks for sharing!

It's certainly brimming with creativity and very much what I'd expect from you, but I'll admit it's on the long side. If all the requests came in like this, we'd have quite the challenge putting them to film!

That said, there's an undeniable charm to your delightful nonsense--national anthem humming and all.

Reluctantly, I'm including it (because it's you, after all), but let's not make a habit of this level of detail, shall we?

Best of luck--if it gets picked, I'm sure it'll be quite the spectacle!

DOH!!!!! First, I swear I wasn't drinking when I wrote this. Second, how da hell did I miss the main instruction of 1 item, 1action?!? I guess I stopped at "1 item," and began running. My bad Jeremy Custard. I won't take it back though. Damn it! I just won't do it!

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