Hey all,

Exciting news.

After a few years of temporary production spaces, we have finally found a permanent home for the studio and are all up and ready to start production for 2024!
We are pleased to be christening the new studio with a visit from April Paisley and she is going to introduce our new "Sloppy Viewer Suggestions!" film.

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Introducing April Paisley and Sloppy Viewer Suggestions!

Join April Paisley on our brand-new series, "Sloppy Viewer Suggestions," where YOUR ideas take center stage! That's right, we're flipping the script and inviting YOU to be the creative masterminds behind our show. A film we create together, one hilarious suggestion at a time.

Here's how it works: You pick an item from our pantry and tell April what to do with it. Whether it's a can of beans, gloopy yellow custard, or maybe golden syrup is your thing, the crazier, the better!
April is ready to dive headfirst into the mess and turn herself into a masterpiece of culinary chaos!

We'll gather all your suggestions, toss them into envelopes, and April will eagerly draw 15 of your forfeits at random! That's right, 15 chances for you to get April messy and witness the hilarity unfold.

So, what are you waiting for? Get those creative juices flowing, and send us your suggestions today! Together, let's make "Sloppy Viewer Suggestions" the most uproarious and deliciously entertaining show it can be!

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Details:

Pick one messy item with one action to go with it...
Eg:
"Pour custard over your head"
"fill your knickers with baked beans"
"get a squirty cream pie and pie yourself with it"

We will collate all the suggestions and put them into envelopes for April to draw on the day of the shoot.
Ideally one post per person, although if we don't get 15 unique suggestions we might be open to more

I'll go first.

April, I would like you to fill your knickers with rice pudding.

April. Cream down her shirt.

Congratulations on getting a permanent location for the studio

Sloppy Viewer Suggestions sounds an awesome idea.

I'd go with carton of custard over her head, lovely.

Congratulations on finding the studio space!

I'll suggest filling a Welly (or a pair) with spaghetti hoops and have her put them on and do some star jumps

So many choices, it's difficult one,
A can, or two of the cold Vegetable soup down the front & back of her knickers.

Or empty the entire bottle of ketchup on her head, and rub it well in.

Congratulations on the space...

Ideally with a raincoat on to match the custard wellies...

Thick angel delight pie sandwich to the head!

great news regarding the studio i know from a few messages it was always a pain being temp were you were

This is terrific news - many congratulations on the new studio.

For April, please pull your pants and knickers down and sit on a cake (bum facing camera). And then put the remains of the cake in your knickers and pull them back up.

Pour Ice Cream down your chest and hold open your knickers to catch the cold mess

The whole cheese cake in the back of her knickers

Move a bowl of baked means from one bowl to another, only using your mouth to move them

Please fill your knickers with custard and give yourself a wedgie!

Nice and simple, make a bucket of porridge and bob for something/head dunk before poring the whole bucket over your head.

If you do have the raincoat on from my previous suggestion, trying to protect yourself by doing the coat up and putting the hood up would be a bonus.

Great news! Would love to see some PVC/leather/rainwear, but my suggestion is simply double cream poured slowly over your head

Thanks for all your suggestions so far, including the ones in DM (Happy to take your suggestions via DM if you're not wanting to post in the thread)
There's lots of great suggestions that are really gonna make this scene!

Keep them coming


I'm not able to take clothing requests at the moment as a lot of stuff is still packed up but maybe able to in the future.

Fill your knickers with Beans

Combine Spaghetti hoops and oats, pour them into your panties and give yourself a nice wedgie!

Pour a jug of treacle over your hair

What an excellent idea!

April, I would like you to

- pour a large jug of rich, thick gravy over your head (then go: "Ah ... Bisto ...!)

- take off your (high heel) shoes, fill them to the brim with rice pudding, then put them on again

- pour a large tin of syrup inside one of your (suspender-held) stockings and a large tin of black treacle inside the other ... and rub well in around the stocking tops

- place a large chocolate gateau inside your lacy knickers, then sit down (with your back to the camera), then stand up again and pull out your knickers to pour in a large carton of cream.

(Ok, that last one is complicated, but it said nothing against it in the rules ... )

Congratulations on securing the new studio space Jeremy, fantastic news!

Ooooo.... the world is endless on this one, but..... i'm going with.... as I love the contrast of colour and black nylon and with the mix of the items within your amazingly extensive cupboard, custard down the back of this pic, a can of Minestone soup, a carton of double cream, a can of Veg soup in that order, then to finish a tub of ice -cream to complete the coverage

The leaning forward, slow coverage and mix of colours would look amazing!

Is there a prize for best comment?...

I win, I win



Great to hear you've got a permanent space and can't wait to see more from you

Golden syrup poured into her hair

I'd like to see one of your guys wearing a down vest sitting down then pour pancakes batter over his head followed by a bucket of pancake syrup. I'm happy to loan you the down vest to use as a prop for the scene for free no charge.

Thanks for all the suggestions (and kind comments regarding the studio)!

I've just taken an additional order from the supermarket as April is coming to film this tomorrow (01/05) so if you have any last-minute suggestions to add then you'll need to get them in before the end of the day!

Hopefully, we will be able to make something great out of all this!