I'll start off with 10 suggestions, and remember kids, it's just a bit of fun! Here goes:

100: Males often take the form of a disembodied voice and a single hairy arm.

99: All socks are white.

98: All furniture is made of white plastic.

97: The "editing process" can take many years.

96: It's important to look up.

95: If you ask a girl any question, her most likely response is that she doesn't know.

94: Some visitors will not know what they themselves enjoy, and will need you to give them ideas.

93: The devil is real and his name is Chris.

92: Devo is the most positive guy in the world...

91: ...apart from Norman

90: Pattycake must be due to pop up again soon

Haha! Brilliant!

(Makes it sound like we all have a mutual attraction to ditzy girls!)

89: if your name is Ant you'll find people are suspicious of you
88: whatever you do, don't mention crowdfunding
87: South America wins the messy award
86: the best sandwich is a pie sandwich
85: USA = slime, UK = gunge

84. Posting in the Classifieds Forum is like screaming into the void.

83. "Hi, I'm a girl, and I'm new here..." = Blood in the water.

82. The only way to get those lumps out is peanut butter and patience.

81. That bea Arthur should be the queen of wam.
80. That the Umd can shut down a messy you tube clip in less than a minute once posted (ant again)
79. That beautiful messy girls from England always seem to have big gold stars over there breasts in messy photos ( only kidding sweet Sophie, you know I love you )

78. My name is ruined forever.

77. TV producers deliberately frustrate our fetish community with sub par pies.

76. There is a shortage of lightbulbs in the WAM industry.

75. Never say "I don't know.".

74. See 75.

73. "Torta Na Cara" translates as "Pie In The Face" in Portuguese.

72. Is a multi tasking fetish, you can include white socks, white jeans, white chairs ( well anything white ) even tarps ( sorry jayce ) love you too.
71. Oh and new boobs make wam all the sexier

70. Messygirl Lane is hot.

69. No matter what your pies are made of, someone will complain about what they're made of.

68. No mud will ever be as good as the Rob Blaine Texas mudpits.
67. Socks or barefoot, you'll be wrong in 50% of the public's mind.

66. At least once a month, someone will ask how they should approach the subject of introducing their significant other to WAM.

65. At least once a month, there will be a raft of angry/exhausted responses to the person from #66.

That tone is everything. Cynicism breeds more cynicism. Respect breeds more respect.

That's why he's the Mess MASTER, people.

Well said.

As usual.

JY

64. That if some poor actress happens to film two scenes in her entire life involving pies or slime or water she must be "one of us, one of us!" and she's probably reading this anonymously.

63. The Great Race was the most influential movie in history.

62. Nickelodeon was the most influential channel ever, with such landmark programs such as You Can't Do That on Television, Double Dare, and What Would You Do?.

Can we get this smiley?

59. One-piece swimsuits are not for swimming in, their primary purpose is to be filled with custard, cream, porridge, or baked beans (or all four at once) while being worn.

58. Rule 59 also applies to boilersuits, leotards, denim dungarees, jeans, and trousers, though all of those are also appropriate as swimwear, unlike swimsuits.

I'm afraid I have to disagree.

Cynicism is a result, not a cause.

Respect is to be earned, not assumed. That breeds self entitlement.

57: It isn't just you.

56: The Wall is the fetish Lucky Dip

55: No matter what pictures you post, Tongue will always suggest you do the same but in white jeans.


I LOVE this thread!!!!

Jessie xx

54. Even if you NEVER post pictures, he will find you somehow anyway and ask you to do some while wearing white jeans.

53. There's a weird but powerful link between a love of Wam and a love of alliteration

52: Ironically, asking people questions in the chatroom generally shuts down conversation. It's better to raise subjects by putting one's own experiences and desires out there rather than putting people on the spot.

I'm often a pretty shy and nervous guy in real life and it's nice to have this little space to learn such things

51: You know that you're doing it right when you get a thumbs-up in your boxers! Thanks Jessie for that wonderful turn of phrase

50. The power of the Devo Bump.

49. If men see images of other men anywhere on the forum, no matter the context, they WILL turn gay and they won't be appreciative of that.

48. Crossdressers are an unknown and confusing quantity, other than being indistinguishable from a large can of worms.

47. Chega Mais is simultaneously the greatest, most important and utterly worst thing to have ever happened to Mankind.

You just won the UMD.

46. Only Americans are allowed to do pies.

45. The perfect video would be of a red headed blond brunette girl sitting down standing up barefoot in white socks wearing a bikini, white trousers and a business suit only being pied, slimed, and watered in the mud outside while sitting down in a studio gunge tank over a dunk tank saying "I don't know".