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Clawing my way to slapstick paradise, one pie at a time.
User: Gurph Morlicks4/27/20report
Wow, this face just might be the ultimate target for an extra thick and creamy, deep-dish and double dreamy, big bodacious banana cream pie!
Photo: Old photo, young looks, the magic of cosplay4/26/20report
Magnificent! As Bob Hope would say: Thanks for the Mammaries!
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Those sweet, miniskirted buttcheeks are screaming out to be pied. Luckily, no less an expert than Maria MyPierogative is on hand, with pie in hand, ready to slap it into that amazing ass!
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WHOMP! Nobody pies each other like sisters! (Although Jayce and Ariel seem to have hit that "sister level" of force with each other years back. ;-) )
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Lord help me, I do love a curvaceous, cream-pie-covered ass!
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Great action shot here!
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Pie-plastered face + helpless hands at their finest!
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I think Jayce *may* have a bit of pie on her gorgeous face here....
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This face is just SILENTLY SCREAMING OUT to be plastered with an extra-thick, super sloppy, deep dish 'n delish banana cream pie---SSSPPPLLLAAATTTTT!!!!!!
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Pastry-Faced Priestess summons spirit of Great Pied Goddess
User: Gurph Morlicks4/9/20report
Pastry-fied Priestess summons spirit of Great Pied Goddess
User: Gurph Morlicks4/9/20report
Pastry Faced Priestess summons spirit of greatpiedgoddess
User: Gurph Morlicks4/9/20report
pastryfacedpriestess summons spirit of Great Pied Goddess
User: Gurph Morlicks4/9/20report
pastryfacedpriestess summons spirit of the greatpiedgoddess
User: Gurph Morlicks4/9/20report
PastryPlastered Priestess summons spirit of PieFaced Goddess
User: Gurph Morlicks4/9/20report
Priestess conjures the spirit of the PieFaced Goddess
User: Gurph Morlicks4/9/20report
PieFaced Goddess always says: As in Heaven, So Too Below...
User: Gurph Morlicks4/8/20report
But she looks amazing in her silk blouse and oh-so-short skirt... :loveeyes:
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Lucy's got such a radiant smile... among other assets. ;-)
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I'm not a huge slime guy, but when it's super thick like this, it's wonderful. I love the "helpless hands" too and the way you can just barely make our her smile through the slime deluge!
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Love Amber's pose here -- her legs are simply stunning!
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PieFaced Goddess Torn Between the Urges to Create & Destroy.
User: Gurph Morlicks4/7/20report
The Goddess Torn Between Urge to Create and Urge to Destroy.
User: Gurph Morlicks4/7/20report
Pondering Life's Vicissitudes with a Faceful of Pastry
User: Gurph Morlicks4/7/20report
Another sweet slice of paradise!
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Really hitting home with your latest pie, girls! I love how helpless Tefy seems as she stares down at her freshly plastered pussy!
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Mmmmmppppfffff----!!!!!
Every time the gorgeous goddess of gooeyness Tefy takes a pie or cake to the face, a WAM angel gets its wings!
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Love Tefy's expression of shock and her raised but helpless hand, all in antipation of a gooey cake to her gorgeous kisser!
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The good ol' fashioned custard crotch never fails to get a rise out of me!
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Floatin' on down a chocolate river to paradise...
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Tefy looks magnificent in nothing but some sexy lingerie and slime...
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Love Tefy's "oh my!"-type hand gesture in anticipation of what's to come...
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This moment is SO ripe with possibility!
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Goodgod but I'd love to spank that amazingly sexy ass with a banana cream pie! (And no, that's not a euphemism :-P)
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Yabba Dabba Dabba Doooooo!

(Sorry, but Yiana's charms have left me at a loss for real words!)
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What a body! Wish we could've seen it totally covered in mud (including her face and hair), but I know you have to serve all different kinds of audiences and not everybody wants that...
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Now those are some luscious legs, and they look great in those boots.
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Those are some super-hot cut-offs she's got on. (Meaning the shorts cut from jeans... I don't know what the UK term for them would be.) If they were just half-an-inch higher, I think they'd just be a denim belt! :-P
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The messy tribulations of this wam goddess
never seem to end (happily for all of
us wam worshippers!)
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What a bodacious backside!
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Delicious defilement!
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As a certified pieromaniac, I love where this
is going!
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Radiant beauty meets breathtaking booty!
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I love this, such an elegant shot. I know that might sound odd given that you are drenched in chocolate, but there's something very classical about this pose. Pure class, but also sexy as all get-out!
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Bodacious backside covered in creamy custard... who could ask for anything more?
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What a delicious fate to befall this beautiful babe!
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Mia is even more sensationally sexy here than in the last pic. Love how her mischievous smile beams through the custard and that ultra-saucy bend of the knee!
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Mia's sassy stance in the face of the custard cascade she's about to endure is seriously sexy!
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Love Tammy'w enthused reaction and the way Mia's boob is slipping free as she massages mess onto Tammy's chest!
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love the overhead angle on this trio of gorgeous gals.
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Jade and Kaydens make such an impossibly cute pair!
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Ludicrously hot!!
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Jade about to get double creamed... a moment so delicious with possibility!
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This is a hall of fame shot here... one of the sexiest WAM screencaps of all time!
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Unleash the Kraken(s)!!!!!
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Her cups overflowith!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Delicious first hit!
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I love the anticipation of what's eventually to come here, and the animated expression on both model's faces!
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Luscious leg shot!
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Per Kermit the Frog: It's not easy being green.
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Impossibly sexy Lisa, about to get it good for the 536th time. Life is good.... :-D
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The full rainbow assortment of gunge for Lovely Lisa!
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Lisa is now an Official Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere!
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"Oh baby!"
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Sleeping Lisa looks so elegantly beautiful and so sweetly innocent... you'd never guess what a Bad Dolly she can be! ;-)
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Gloptastic good times! And it couldn't have happened to a lovelier lady... :loveeyes:
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There's no beating deep heating... :loveeyes:
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One of the most amazing asses to ever visit the world of WAM! (Of course the rest of Kayla is just as remarkable, but her ass is clearly Exhibit A in this pic.)
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Ravishing beauty...
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Impossibly beautiful ... but I'd love to replace the digital kitten ears and nose with a real-life banana cream pie in that GORGEOUS face!
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Five-Alarm Bombshell Alert!
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That gorgeous face deserves real flowers, not just digital ones!
(It also deserves a deep-dish, extra creamy, super-thick and double dreamy banana cream pie... ;-) )
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Fantastic figure!
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This is ludicrously hot! Made all the sexier by how much fun you are obviously having with this.... :loveeyes:
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(The sound of my eyes popping out of their sockets)
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Wow, look how adorable you are! I'd love to see your gorgeous smile and bewitching eyes peeping out through a mask of banana filling, whipped cream, and crust!
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Alana's Incomparable Ass!
User: Gurph Morlicks3/25/20report
Wow, Cassie's legs are incredible!
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Such a lovely lady!!! This is one of Cassie's best pics ever!
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That's a very cute pout you've got there, Marie! And also, of course, some very sexy gunge all over you...
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Just say YES to mess!
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Lordalmighty, are those some lucious legs!
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Such a sexy smile... and it's always hot to see you with a pie in each hand!
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Just lovely! Wonder what you have in mind for those pastries? ;-)
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...but for my money, nothing's sexier than a beautiful girl with a face full of creamy pie! :)
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And you also look very sexy in slime...
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:loveeyes:Goodgod you look sexy in that catsuit!
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Her name is Queen and I have a gallery of 130+ pics of her.
User: Gurph Morlicks3/22/20report
Her name is Queen and I have a gallery of 100+ pics of her.
User: Gurph Morlicks3/21/20report
Very sexy! Curious if any WAM followed? or more just wishful thinking?
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Lovely Lane of Messygirl also happened to be one of WAM's best comediennes.
Photo: White pie GIF3/20/20report
She was a hostess/reporter doing a segment on a mud festival. In the full piece that was aired, I'm pretty sure there was no aftermath footage shown. But there was plenty of "before" footage, of course.
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Photo: Mud bucket GIF3/20/20report
Serving Suggestion!!!
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Photo: Cream keks GIF3/20/20report
She takes it like a pro! I'm much more of a real pie guy, but I think this producer (PieJinx / Pies Next Door) has the best shaving cream pies ever.
Photo: My pie GIF3/20/20report
such a cutie! and we never even
learned her name. I realize most models use fake names anyway but I still would love a name to attach to this classic pie model from the good old days of Pies Next Door.
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Photo: Pied GIF3/20/20report
Katy never looked hotter than she did here (you can't see it here but the dress is very short and shows off her legs and ass really well too). And such a great sport to take this kind of violent sliming directly in the face! I only wish they could've followed it up with a thick banana cream pie...
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PiedAmber was one of the most beautiful and enthsuastic women ever to be wammed... :loveeyes:
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This is terrific! Any idea of the source video?
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It's always a major treat to see you get well pied in your gorgeous face, Marie! This is a fun one, too -- the two pies you take here work in tandom to completely cover your face as well as most of your hair. Your reaction to getting hit with these delicious pastries is priceless too!
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