Comments by boychucker

...I was planning to use it as bonus footage, but I accidentally deleted it somehow in the editing process!

Scene: River of Mud8/24/22report

OMG, Tom! I love that story and yeah, I cum multiple times, too! There was actually some far away footage at the end of this scene where my boyfriend had set my camera in my purse, but it was still recording! You can see me scraping the mud off for a few moments and then my arm disappears back under the mud and I diddle myself to cumming again; you see me lay my head down on the top of the mud while I do this....

Scene: River of Mud8/24/22report

I'm sorry to tell you, but you will have to remain curious! Because I promised I would never disclose these locations to anyone! I only brought my boyfriend because I know there's no danger of him going there without me and messing things up for us. These are top secret places that we have to trespass DEEP :mod: to get to (if you had read my video description, you would know that!) The reason you've never found these spots is because they are not on public property! 8-)

Scene: River of Mud8/23/22report

I know! Look at that 6-pack! I think this is what they refer to as "a tight little package"! All that pole exercise is really paying off! Welcome to Milf City!!! Rawr! You go, girl! :)

Photo8/22/22report

You would have no more mud scenes! There are serious liability issues if I or someone else were to get hurt on a company's facilities! For this same reason, I never disclose my exact locations to people. Then I could lose my spot, due to someone else's folly - it's just not worth it! :-)

Scene: Pink Panties in the Mud8/22/22report

No, i always follow Dan Savage's campfire rule, which is, "Always leave a place (or a person) better than how you found it." I always pick up everything I brought with me, so as not to leave a trace behind. I don't know if you realize, but i am doing some serious trespassing in most of my mud scenes! If a worker dug up woman's clothes at their facility with an excavator, they might get worried and put in more cameras and then I wouldn't be able to go there any more.

Scene: Pink Panties in the Mud8/22/22report

Wow!!! You crazy, girl! I love it! Too funny! As long as they didn't heckle you, or ruin the video! I believe they should have tipped you, though, because they just witnessed a once in a lifetime performance from the Queen of Mud! I mean, do they even know who they were just in the presence of??? ;-) :loveeyes: :-7

Photo: I had an audience! (and i was NAUGHTY) 8/22/22report

Hahaha! I love you, Jayce! Thank you! OMG, the chigger bites! Gurl, tell me about it! I hate those little bastards! But it's all worth it once you find the perfect mud! ;P My knee is still all bashed up and bloody! xoxo

Scene: River of Mud8/22/22report

gamingman420: This was shot on my iPhone 11.

Scene: River of Mud8/22/22report

Muddytom888: Yeah, if you noticed he said how bad he wanted to jump in with me and at two different points, I innocently tried to coax him to join me!

Scene: River of Mud8/22/22report

I'll tell you a little secret: I've done that before and I have to say, I love it, too! I definitely like to recall that position when I'm alone with my dildo! :loveeyes:

Photo8/21/22report

x-D TOTALLY TRUE!!! Thanks for your awesome review, by the way! :D

Photo8/20/22report

That place looks awesome, Jayce! It sounds like you went through hell to get there! Oh, BOY, I can relate to that! I took my man with me to one of my mud holes this weekend and he was NOT READY for how torn up we got on the way down there! x-D A casualty of the job! ;-) I love it! Keep it up, girl! :love:

Scene: Kentucky Mucky Mud Hunters Test-Turns to Naughty Show 4 U!8/19/22report

Indeed! ;-)

Photo8/19/22report

Not as good as my boyfriend's cock! :loveeyes: That's what I was imagining!

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Thanks! You can get your very own here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Pie-Me-by-Wamlanta/32547317.6ATOD

Photo8/19/22report

OMG, I love your dress! :love:

Photo8/19/22report

Doing a solo night in the biggest kiddie pool of mud, ever!

User: boychucker8/9/22report

I absolutely love a man in uniform! One who wants to get messy in his uniform? That sounds too good to be true!

Photo8/8/22report

You're still fabulous and still sexy, Sharon! Glad to see you doing new stuff!

User: SmokySharon8/7/22report

My dress is fine! Or wait, was I supposed to say it was ruined? ;-) :bahaha: :kiss:

Photo8/7/22report

Thanks! You're too kind!

Photo8/6/22report

Thanks, you guys! Looking back on some of my old pics today, and I DO really love the look in my eyes on this one! ;-)

Photo8/6/22report

Oh, that sounds wonderful! :loveeyes:

Photo8/5/22report

I know, right? Hopefully next time! Fingers crossed!

Photo8/5/22report

The most fun! Let me cum for you! :-D

Photo8/5/22report

Oh, YES, daddy! :kiss:

Photo8/2/22report

;-( Where's my pie?

Photo7/31/22report

Oh, thank you very much! :)

Photo7/31/22report

I got my boyfriend to slime and pie me in my new video!

User: boychucker7/31/22report

https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Stick-People-Pie-in-the-Face-by-bjcoving/59913439.EJUG5

Photo: Pie in the Face sticker, link in comments below! 7/30/22report

Oh, I would LOVE to get my boyfriend with a big pie to the face! It gives me so much to dream about! I think payback is inevitable one of these days if he really is going to step it up like he says and start pieing me more often! I've just gotta warm him up to the idea! ;-)

Photo7/30/22report

Thank you! I didn't know who to credit for this! Much appreciated! :kiss:

Photo: pie gif, Anglefan7/30/22report

I think my boyfriend's gonna pie me tonight! :D

User: boychucker7/30/22report

Thanks, y'all! :kiss:

Photo7/28/22report

Yes! It's called Vintage Wear Pied and Slimed and it comes out today! 8-D

Photo7/27/22report

Thanks! Yeah, I love wearing jewelry or watches when I get messy! ;-)

Photo7/27/22report

:kiss: Why, thank you!

Photo7/27/22report

This dress is simply beautiful - you'd never guess I got it from Wish!!! :D

Photo7/27/22report

Yes, please! I would love that! :loveeyes:

Photo7/27/22report

What can I say? I've got pies on my mind! ;-)

Photo7/27/22report

He just told me that he has many pies for me! I really believe I can get him to collaborate with me again and if that is the case, the quality will be much, much better next time around. I guarantee it! :)

Photo: Me and my boo7/22/22report

Thanks! For so many years, chocolate pudding was my favorite go-to mess. As a teen, I used to wait until my parents left and make a couple of boxes of Cook N'Serve chocolate pudding, bring it in the bathtub with me and go wild! Good memories!

Photo7/22/22report

This is my all-time favorite location. Y'all need to bug Sinkubus (profile name) to take me back there so I can film some more videos! He's the only one who actually knows where it is, specifically. And he's the one with a car! Any chance I get to go there, I'm DEFINITELY gonna film it!

Photo7/22/22report

I hope I can make it back to this location this summer! I miss this place!

Photo7/21/22report

Is that me? *squints* Oh, yeah, it must be. It's in my personal photo album!

Photo7/21/22report

Oh, my gosh! That is such a nice thing to hear you say! I'm really flattered!

Scene: Mud in a Kiddie Pool7/21/22report

No, you're beautiful! ;)

Photo7/19/22report

;) thank you!

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Thank you! It was so much fun! It's so hot today in Seattle, I wish I had a pool set up like this permanently!

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The new video is up and running! Check it out! Xoxo

Photo7/19/22report

LOL Whenever he wants to make me blush, he calls me Puddin' Butt, cuz he found out how much I squirm at the mention of such things! It's our funny little secret!

Scene: First Time Pied by Boyfriend7/12/22report

Thank you! But I believe my guy is the hot one! I may be partial, though.

Photo: Me and my boo, as he teases me with a pie7/12/22report

I am not Bjork

User: boychucker7/5/22report

Thanks for the friend request - I'm pleased to make your acquaintance!

User: Autistic Mess6/28/22report

It's my B-day! You can send a tip if you like; I'm broke!

User: boychucker6/27/22report

So glad to meet another Seattleite!

User: Messyblondie056/27/22report

Hey, thanks for all the love, and for enjoying what I do! I really appreciate it!

User: Alex Sanchez6/27/22report

I was very pleased with how this one turned out. The atmosphere gives everything a dreamy appearance.

Photo6/27/22report

Thanks! It was definitely a rush going out and stripping down in the cold!

Photo6/27/22report

Oh, wow, Jayce! You look ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS in this one! I love it! :love:

Scene: Home Alone with New Lingerie, Stockings, Heels and Shower!12/4/21report

Thank you, Jayce! It was really a nice time for me, but he was absolutely nerve-wracked, and as a result, I didn't get a chance to adjust the camera or get him to even look at it! I really wish the actual film turned out better than it did! Honestly, I was afraid to say much of anything to him for fear he would just get frustrated and give up and leave the room, and you know I wanted it to happen so badly! But, yes, hopefully I can talk him into doing another one with me! A girl can dream! 8-D

Scene: First Time Pied by Boyfriend11/28/21report

I was thinking of you when I made this and I had a sneaking suspicion that you were gonna love it!

Photo11/25/21report

That is a look of pure torture you see on my face right there! :-7

Photo11/25/21report

I always say - I'll try anything, once! Not sure if I'd do it again, but I couldn't afford to waste the supplies! :bahaha: So... I suppose I would! :-P

Photo11/25/21report

It was Cool Whip pies!

Photo11/25/21report

Aww, thanks, hoffa73! I was feeling so pretty... until I dumped that bucket of rotten foulness over my head! :wahhh: :miserable: ;-(

Photo11/25/21report

It was so effin' stinky and disgusting! And you know me - I usually love me some slime! This stuff made me gag so bad! :(

Photo11/25/21report

Sucks making all these pies and trying not to think dirty!

User: boychucker11/24/21report

Yes! Tomorrow!!! :-D

Photo11/24/21report

Brand new video coming out in a few days!

User: boychucker11/16/21report

New video coming out in a few days!

User: boychucker11/16/21report

Check out my new blowjob video with bf! Only 13 bucks!

User: boychucker9/30/21report

Thanks! My friend Jared makes these. Google 'Safer shirts' if you want one for yourself! I wasn't thinking and I accidentally wore this shirt to Disneyland! Luckily I didn't get kicked out. I actually received quite a few compliments that day! LOL

Photo9/18/21report

Oh, my gosh, thank you! :-)

Photo9/18/21report

I really think he enjoyed it. He's never done anything like this before and of course I talked him into it, but I am pretty sure I could get him to do it again! ;-)

Photo: Me and my boo 9/18/21report

Oh, BELIEVE ME, we did!!!

Photo: Me and my boo, as he teases me with a pie9/18/21report

Thank you so very, very much for the amazing birthday gifts, you guys!!! Awww!!!

User: MandB9/8/21report

I like this a lot!

Photo8/13/21report

Thanks for the love! Nice to meet you both! Glad to have you as friends!

User: MandB8/13/21report

Please give me my copies of the movies you promised me (the ones I made with you) before I have to take more serious measures to get them. Thank you. Also, check your inbox; I still need to know the code and location which you have not provided.

User: WamCat6/2/21report

This is red clay, and I think my nipples actually look smaller in this photo! Thanks for the nipple love!

Photo8/15/20report

Navy: I'm pretty sure I might have a black sailors dickie somewhere! I'll take a good look around.
dirtdirtdirt: I didn't know we had such great mud spots near Seattle until about 7 years ago, either! My mind was blown when I found out about them!

Photo8/7/20report

Thanks! I'm so glad that the weather has been agreeable enough for me to venture out to the mud. We don't get very many hot days like this in Washington!