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What's that got to do with it Splatters? You whine so much it all just becomes noise. Hmm maybe I'll start calling you Mon Couchon x-D
LokkeVideo: It's Running... Down My Pants!yesterdayreport
Look at it run down your leg splatters and make your trousers go transparent! Your dom let you off lightly! I'd have made you wear an embrassing satin boxer for everyone to see and laugh at you more! Loser!
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LokkeVideo: It's Running... Down My Pants!yesterdayreport
That's what I want! Infact, let the forum decide!!!
LokkeVideo: Relentless! July 2025 Update10 days agoreport
Make me Splatters!
LokkePhoto: olive suit creamed10 days agoreport
You wear humiliation so well, definitely SUITS you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LokkePhoto: olive suit creamed10 days agoreport
Dear oh dear Splatters. There's no way you can say the name don't fit after watching this
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LokkeVideo: Relentless! July 2025 Update10 days agoreport
Splatters Bucketed.

Wah wah wahhhhhhhhh
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LokkePhoto: olive suit creamed10 days agoreport
You must spend a fortune on dry cleaningoh no wait, your suits are that cheap they're machine wash :bahaha:
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LokkeVideo: A Few Moments Later (Alt Version)10 days agoreport
Wah wah waaaaahhhhhh
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LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach11 days agoreport
We need a theme tune for him, something that gets played when Splatters gets it
LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach11 days agoreport
You're a pig in mud. You can put a suit on, but it don't change what you are
LokkePhoto: catching up on the news, with a smoke11 days agoreport
@Lokke Maybe we should change his name again... to Splatters
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LumberjackPhoto: Overdressed at the Beach12 days agoreport
Oh look, a pig in it's natural habitat,
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LokkePhoto: catching up on the news, with a smoke12 days agoreport
Why does it look like an albatross crapped on you? Did it look at your suit and think 'ahhh, the man wearing that awful outfit could do with some luck?'
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LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach12 days agoreport
ah, but who's the fool
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soggyazVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant13 days agoreport
I so need to cream you and :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
soggyazPhoto: Yet Again Creamed and Dunced14 days agoreport
what...you don't like spaghetti?
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soggyazVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant14 days agoreport
The suit looked much better towards the end of the video Wetters....and that cap fit so well :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: When Cat's Away, Mice Still Shouldn't Play14 days agoreport
All i can say is the waiter has a good aim
PieSlimeluvrVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant16 days agoreport
Anyone in a white tux has no class! You'd have less etiquette than the waiter that had his mishap. It would certainly be even less classy to curse. Nope, you stick your pseudo pretend works and we'll keep laughing at you from ours :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
LokkeVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant16 days agoreport
@CockySuit Looks like you ended up with more than 'eyes' on you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant16 days agoreport
Everyone wanted to be you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: whT a deluded life you lead.
LokkeVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant16 days agoreport
@Locke knowing him he was probably being his usual obnoxious self and got deservedly served
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LumberjackVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant16 days agoreport
What a terrible suit. Whoever slopped you for crimes against fashion, I salute thee!
LokkeVideo: Tragedy in an Italian Restaurant16 days agoreport
Another great tantrum performance Wetters. Keep up the good work :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Tantrum 07112518 days agoreport
Great dunking Wetters :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Drenched and Dunced23 days agoreport
Yh OK Wetters, we believe you :-7
LumberjackVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
Wetters it is
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LokkeVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
Wetters :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
What about love Splatty McCheappants. I also like Wetters
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LokkeVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
@Locke Drippy Duncepants?
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LumberjackVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
@Locke Splatty McCheappants?
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LumberjackVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
@Cocky suit...even funnier knowing that :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
Who ever ordered this needs commending! He certainly knows how you make you look like a plonka. What can we call you when you're not Splattypants?
Drip McSplashy?
LokkeVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
Can't beat a tantrum in a CHEAP suit :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Embarrassingly Transparent24 days agoreport
Nothing wrong with putting the "cock" in cockysuit (or, you know, with showing off the cock without the suit).
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gingergungeguyPhoto: soaked and dunced25 days agoreport
a brilliant look, bro
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soggyazPhoto: soaked and dunced26 days agoreport
A Walmart Special!! :bahaha:
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LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants26 days agoreport
@lokke splattypants would need a new cheap pompous looking suit for starters
LumberjackVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants26 days agoreport
Hey Splattypants, how we get your Dom make you recreate this?
LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants26 days agoreport
Goggles? Don't you mean giggles :bahaha:
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LumberjackPhoto26 days agoreport
Reaaaaly! So you really are a big dick in every way :bahaha:
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LokkePhoto: soaked and dunced27 days agoreport
Who is this Dom, I need to give him some tips x-D
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LokkeVideo: Drenched and Dunced27 days agoreport
What an ass :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LokkePhoto: soaked and dunced27 days agoreport
Hahahaha bucket of shame :bahaha:
LokkePhoto: soaked and dunced27 days agoreport
Hmmm what about the semi you're trying to hide? Someone clearly likes being dunced :-P
LokkePhoto: soaked and dunced27 days agoreport
Love the bucket of Shame! You think you can hide your embarrassment with that? :bahaha:
LokkeVideo: Drenched and Dunced27 days agoreport
Who are you calling idiot? I'm
Not the one whining that I got splatted for wearing a suit to
The beach. You Only changed it after I typed my reply, you can fool the others but not me. no flies on me, they're all
On you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach6/28/25report
Please done eat everybody Splattypants. Canabilism is severely frowned upon.
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LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach6/28/25report
:bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: Splattypants got served :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach6/28/25report
And you were the main attraction, the Buffoon, a laughing stock, the guy who turned up to the beach in suit and got slopped. Definitely star attraction :-P :bahaha:
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LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach6/28/25report
Who goes to the beach in a suit you absolute plonka. You deserved everything you got!
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LokkePhoto: Overdressed at the Beach6/28/25report
Suddenly, I get turned on by the notion of being completely humiliated; wallowing and slopping around in thick, smooth paint. I can't resist anymore. I dive into the tarp, and roll over and over in the paint. I crawl around on my belly, legs and arms sliding all over the place. When time's up, I just lay there, exhausted, covered from head to toe in slippery shiny paint, and just wallowing there in complete humiliation. I can't wait for this show to air so my family, friends, and entire nation see how willing I am to abandon all dignity in order to please the demands of complete strangers that want to watch someone humiliate themselves. I masturbate every day to the memory of what I did to myself that day.
LocaltouristVideo: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!6/22/25report
Oh...No... The audience starts going wild, chanting 'Do it' as I'm standing there, getting more and more humiliated just at the suggestion of ruining my suit and getting completely messy. It's too late to back out now! If I do this, everyone will see me absolutely ruining my suit. Really, I could say no; but I don't feel at all like I do because of the pressure of the mob audience. When this airs on national TV, everyone will know I CHOSE to degrade myself like this!
LocaltouristVideo: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!6/22/25report
I sooo want to do this on a gameshow. I'm in the audience, dignified and dressed in my fancy white suit. The host randomly selects a member of the audience: Me. I get up and join the host onstage, where he has me introduce myself and compliments me on my suit. He then reveals the challenge: Out from backstage comes a big, white tarp with big puddles of thick and different colors of paint! The host tells me I have to create a piece of modern art by getting down on the tarp, and rolling around in the paint. I can't stop slipping and sliding and in the gloopy paint until the whole tarp is covered!
LocaltouristVideo: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!6/22/25report
I love it
LokkePhoto: SLIMED!6/17/25report
I'm not the one face planting mud! Grow up and get out of the mud pit Muddy McSpattypants
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LokkePhoto6/17/25report
Splattypants got splatted
LokkePhoto: SLIMED!6/17/25report
How you gonna stop me Splatty McPantsy?
LokkePhoto6/16/25report
So
Splattypants went splat :-P :bahaha: x-D :bahaha: :bahaha:
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LokkePhoto6/16/25report
Ain't it time for more stuff like this Splattypants?
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LokkePhoto: Bullies!6/16/25report
You plonka. How did I miss this?!
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LokkePhoto6/14/25report
Should have posted you in when you turned around
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LokkeVideo: No Smoking6/13/25report
:loveeyes:
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SerPhoto: Preakness Dandy Pays6/10/25report
Pill says otherwise splattypants
LokkePhoto6/7/25report
Splattypants
LokkePhoto6/7/25report
You moron
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LokkePhoto: Bullies!6/7/25report
sure it looked better on the shark
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soggyazVideo: Flushed 0606256/6/25report
That the best comeback you got? What are you, 5?
LokkePhoto6/6/25report
Great idea! Flush out the waste!
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LokkeVideo: Flushed 0606256/6/25report
I think it's gross
LokkePhoto6/6/25report
Splattypants
LokkeVideo: Misplaced: Popsicles, and Dignity6/6/25report
I like a guy with his shirt tucked into his underpants
Hugo3294Photo6/6/25report
Oh no, what will I do? I'd cry into my pillow but all my tears are spent from laughing at your strops x-D
LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Eh up you're right! Francis Ford Copolla rang, wanted to know if he could borrow your wardrobe for the godfather 4 film. See the thing is, you're the only person he knows that still dresses like a yuppy from
The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3 :D :P ;P :-P ;P :-P 8-)
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LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Pay? Don't make me laugh, I wouldn't even pay your dry cleaning bill SloppyPants, you get what you deserve.
LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
https://umd.net/forums/should-we-give-cockysuits-a-new-name
LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Yes Solattypants. Let's put it to a public vote :-P :-P :-P :-P
LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants
PieSlimeluvrVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Well that response isn't very gentleman like now is Old Sport? A well bred man wouldn't lose composure just because he's splatty pants
LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/4/25report
Exactly, if you dish it out, you gotta take what's coming your way.
LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/4/25report
@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a this
PieSlimeluvrVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/4/25report
I wouldn't moan about it like he does!
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LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/3/25report
Now let's see the same thing happen to Lokke, knock him down a peg or two lol
PieSlimeluvrVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/2/25report
I'd say you got well and truly worshipped there Splattypants :bahaha:
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LumberjackVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
Cockysuit that's the first correct thing you have ever said. You do look like both an idiot and a a-hole. What a plonka!!
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LokkeVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
GREAT humiliation!
AllpiedupVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
What did you expect would happen to a white suit? Fool! :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
8- :bahaha:eat the rainbow :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
You make it sound like being creamed is a bad thing lol
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PieSlimeluvrVideo: Corollary--Sat in Something5/31/25report
stepped in something too
soggyazVideo: Corollary--Sat in Something5/30/25report
In fashion or not, I want that beautiful cream pie in that handsome / cocky bastard 's face
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DareMePhoto: no smoking 25/30/25report
supper
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poruchic1Video: Attitude Adjustment5/29/25report
Who's your dom? He deserves a pat on the back
LokkeVideo: Attitude Adjustment5/29/25report
At what point you going to wear a hat that say's 'plonka'?
LokkePhoto: CockySuit, Dunced & Creamed5/29/25report
put more on, moron
soggyazVideo: Attitude Adjustment5/28/25report
Suit looked more White to me :bahaha: :bahaha:
LumberjackVideo: Attitude Adjustment5/28/25report
why we love summer - whites...
soggyazPhoto: Gatsby Gets Wet5/26/25report
One of my fantasy s
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: no smoking 25/25/25report
No! Never, you can't make me! I didn't deserve to lose that poll! :miffed: :miffed: :mad:
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LokkeVideo: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
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