What's that got to do with it Splatters? You whine so much it all just becomes noise. Hmm maybe I'll start calling you Mon Couchon x-D
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Look at it run down your leg splatters and make your trousers go transparent! Your dom let you off lightly! I'd have made you wear an embrassing satin boxer for everyone to see and laugh at you more! Loser!
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Why does it look like an albatross crapped on you? Did it look at your suit and think 'ahhh, the man wearing that awful outfit could do with some luck?'
Anyone in a white tux has no class! You'd have less etiquette than the waiter that had his mishap. It would certainly be even less classy to curse. Nope, you stick your pseudo pretend works and we'll keep laughing at you from ours :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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@CockySuit Looks like you ended up with more than 'eyes' on you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
Who ever ordered this needs commending! He certainly knows how you make you look like a plonka. What can we call you when you're not Splattypants?
Drip McSplashy?
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Can't beat a tantrum in a CHEAP suit :bahaha: :bahaha:
Who are you calling idiot? I'm
Not the one whining that I got splatted for wearing a suit to
The beach. You Only changed it after I typed my reply, you can fool the others but not me. no flies on me, they're all
On you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
And you were the main attraction, the Buffoon, a laughing stock, the guy who turned up to the beach in suit and got slopped. Definitely star attraction :-P :bahaha:
Suddenly, I get turned on by the notion of being completely humiliated; wallowing and slopping around in thick, smooth paint. I can't resist anymore. I dive into the tarp, and roll over and over in the paint. I crawl around on my belly, legs and arms sliding all over the place. When time's up, I just lay there, exhausted, covered from head to toe in slippery shiny paint, and just wallowing there in complete humiliation. I can't wait for this show to air so my family, friends, and entire nation see how willing I am to abandon all dignity in order to please the demands of complete strangers that want to watch someone humiliate themselves. I masturbate every day to the memory of what I did to myself that day.
Oh...No... The audience starts going wild, chanting 'Do it' as I'm standing there, getting more and more humiliated just at the suggestion of ruining my suit and getting completely messy. It's too late to back out now! If I do this, everyone will see me absolutely ruining my suit. Really, I could say no; but I don't feel at all like I do because of the pressure of the mob audience. When this airs on national TV, everyone will know I CHOSE to degrade myself like this!
I sooo want to do this on a gameshow. I'm in the audience, dignified and dressed in my fancy white suit. The host randomly selects a member of the audience: Me. I get up and join the host onstage, where he has me introduce myself and compliments me on my suit. He then reveals the challenge: Out from backstage comes a big, white tarp with big puddles of thick and different colors of paint! The host tells me I have to create a piece of modern art by getting down on the tarp, and rolling around in the paint. I can't stop slipping and sliding and in the gloopy paint until the whole tarp is covered!
Oh no, what will I do? I'd cry into my pillow but all my tears are spent from laughing at your strops x-D
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Eh up you're right! Francis Ford Copolla rang, wanted to know if he could borrow your wardrobe for the godfather 4 film. See the thing is, you're the only person he knows that still dresses like a yuppy from
The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3 :D :P ;P :-P ;P :-P 8-)
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Yes Solattypants. Let's put it to a public vote :-P :-P :-P :-P
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Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants
Well that response isn't very gentleman like now is Old Sport? A well bred man wouldn't lose composure just because he's splatty pants
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Exactly, if you dish it out, you gotta take what's coming your way.
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@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a this