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@esovkram: Thank you!
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Video: Tips for 'Infleuncers"18 days agoreport
@soggyaz :-) :-) :-)
Video: James' Birthday Surprise3/26/26report
@MrSummerKnox, especially sitting in cake.
Video: James' Birthday Surprise3/25/26report
@Orgay...and FILMING!
Photo: They said "Don't trust the planks"1/9/26report
@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: (stomps feet) THEY AREN'T TANTRUMS!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: "2025, A Year of Comeuppances for Mr. Fancy Suit"1/1/26report
@PoshBoy: It's AI
Photo: embezzler found out at fair12/25/25report
so hot
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Photo: The Soaking Begins11/14/25report
CLOBBERED!!!
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Video: Andypied Came off Worse for Wear When He Met Lumberjack11/9/25report
@Lumberjack:

MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT transforms my ass into a goddamn masterpiece! The side vents? Pure genius, splitting like theater curtains to frame this flawless, sculpted perfection.

MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT hugs every curve, making lesser backsides weep in envy. Those vents flare just right, spotlighting my glutes like twin moons rising over mediocrity.

MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT costs more than your soul, and it knows it, tailored to worship this ass alone. Bow before the vents that cradle my superiority!

MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SUIT proclaims: James reigns supreme, ass eternal!
Photo11/8/25report
@Lumberjack: PEOPLE LIKED THIS COMMENT?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo11/8/25report
@Ser: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: pushed in!8/13/25report
@Lokke: !!!!!!!! :mad:
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Photo: catching up on the news, with a smoke7/18/25report
@Lokke: I AM A DISTINGUISED GENTLEMAN!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: catching up on the news, with a smoke7/17/25report
@Lumberjack: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Forum pic7/3/25report
The Master! Excellent as always!
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Video: Messy Suit June 20256/21/25report
@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

IT'S JUST JAMES YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Photo6/17/25report
@Lokke: You act like a child. How about growing up and being a gentleman, like me, Old Sport. You look like an idiot, a fool. Just sayin'. :miffed:
Photo6/17/25report
@Lokke: It's not funny!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL SUIT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo6/16/25report
@Lokke: NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo6/16/25report
mmmmmm
Photo6/16/25report
@Lokke: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
Forum pic6/14/25report
"He found the hotel receipt, didn't he? I told you to get rid of that!"
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Photo: Date night didn’t go too well6/10/25report
@Tallyhoe12: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: Preakness Dandy Pays6/3/25report
In ya go!
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Photo5/23/25report
Somebody PIE THIS MAN...now.
Photo: Mafia Boss5/23/25report
@soggyaz: :mad:
Forum pic5/20/25report
mmmmm :loveeyes:
Photo1/5/25report
OUSTANDING!!!
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Photo1/5/25report
HOT
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Video: Chocolate Cream on My 3pc Suit1/4/25report
stunning
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Video: A New Year's Escape1/4/25report
looking good friend!
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Photo12/21/24report
@Dms85: Shut up!!!!! Stop laughing!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Forum pic12/7/24report
nice profile pic
User: 4m511/19/24report
Which came first: the chicken or the custard?
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Photo11/19/24report
@soggyaz: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report
@Dms85: Sure, Jan. :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: x-D :bahaha: x-D
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report
@StoogeInTraining: The only thing I ever do is show up LOOKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!11/17/24report
@StoogeInTraining: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: I look like a ... a ... I don't wanna say!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 11/17/24report
nice!
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Photo11/17/24report
LOVE this
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Photo: Папы про11/16/24report
hahahaha love it
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Photo11/9/24report
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Video: Armani Suit--Oct 202410/18/24report
@Lumberjack ............................................................................................................long! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: pushed in!9/29/24report
@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I WAS PUSHED!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: pushed in!9/29/24report
@Lumberjack:

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/splat-and-cry


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 9/28/24report
brilliant!
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Photo9/28/24report
@Dms85: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/smooth-jazz
Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
I was always disappointed it wasn't Clark Kent who got it.
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Forum pic9/22/24report
@Dms85: Jealous much?!?!? Of my suited studliness?!?!? 8-) You may now throw roses at my feet! :halo:
Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
@preppymess42: Yes, yes it is. GOOD TASTE! 8-)
Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report
:thumbsup: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo9/7/24report
@Dms85: Also, damn my basket looks FINE here! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D

and also...SHUT UP!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: pristine9/7/24report
@Dms85: It is a) designer and 2) 100% of the FNEST HAND-SEWN SILK!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:... and don't give THESE RUFFIANS ANY IDEAS!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Photo: pristine9/7/24report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: I'M A MESS!!!!!
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/15/24report
Uh oh
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Photo: How to ruin a white suit.7/14/24report
@magicwam35: It's an OUTRAGE! I am an important executive! It is imperative that I look smart always!!!
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/14/24report
@magicwam35: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: before...and AFTER!!!!!7/14/24report
@alwayssuited2: I think it might have been a mistake to even ever so softly mutter "You. Wouldn't. Dare." :miserable:
Photo: mid push6/11/24report
:loveeyes:
Photo6/9/24report
@bearbe: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 4/18/24report
CLASSIC! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo4/14/24report
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WHAT A STOOGE!!! :-P x-D :-P x-D :-P
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Photo4/14/24report
@PCE: !*&%!&*#!^%!$!*&!!&^!%#!!!!!! FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME...I DO NOT THROW TANTRUMS!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Video: I Asked for the A-Ha, Not Hah-Hah(!) Treatment!4/14/24report
x-D x-D x-D :splosh: x-D x-D x-D
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Video: Blueberry Pied in a Suit3/21/24report
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT A STOOGE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
Photo2/8/24report
Amazing! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Scene: Explorer's Morning Muddy Plunge1/28/24report
@wetboxer: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Forum pic1/23/24report
https://umd.net/forums/looking-for-source-of-imagegift#postid_979952
Forum pic1/12/24report
@tunasandwich: Yes, I know. I myself can't stop looking at it ...it's HOT!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo: Christmas Night1/8/24report
@PCE How very "Punny" :gettingmad:
Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@PCE: !!!!!!!!UGH!!!!!!!! :mad:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 1/7/24report
@PCE: They are not "tantrums" as you allege. They are reactions appropriate and proportionate to the outrages I suffer at the hands of my lessers. :miffed:
Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
@PCE: MY SUIT!!!!! IT WAS PRISTINE!! IMPECCABLE! NOW I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS!!! AGAIN...WHY?!?!? :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 1/7/24report
@PCE: You may kiss it at any time. :gettingmad:
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Photo: Christmas Night1/7/24report
"Nice cufflinks, Old Sport!"
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Photo: ANIMATED GIF This pie was a pure frosting9/22/23report
:-D :-D :-D :-D
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Video: Oh My Poor Suit8/23/23report
:wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:
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Forum pic8/18/23report
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Photo: Cigar Boss in Suit Trashed8/15/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh:
Forum pic8/12/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: I DID!!! :mad:
Forum pic8/12/23report
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Photo7/22/23report
Fill 'er up, LEADED!
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Photo7/22/23report
HAHAHAHAH! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: Caramel Cream Pie 26/26/23report
LOVE how at the end the intern is made to wear the boss' jacket on his head...after he gunged it! JUST DESSERTS, as they say. :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 26/18/23report
STILL LOVING THIS! HAHAHAHAH...when the intern gets egged...PERFECT COMEUPPANCE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 16/18/23report
EXCELLENT!!!! :D :D :D :D :D....HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :love: :love:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 15/16/23report
x-D x-D x-D x-D x-D :love: :love: :-P :-P x-D :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Forum pic5/8/23report
oh hello! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo4/29/23report
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT A STOOGE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: 08. 3/26/23report
woof!! :loveeyes:
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Photo: 01. All dressed in my handsome tux for the night a3/26/23report
HAHAHAH!
Photo1/16/23report
HAHAHAH! WHAT A STOOGE!
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Photo1/16/23report
@alwayssuited2: NOOOOO! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Forum pic1/11/23report
@soggyaz: you'd pay MUCH more to get to hang out with me and you know it! :kiss: :-)
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Forum pic1/11/23report
HAHAHAH! WHAT A STOOGE!
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Photo: Tiktok Challenge1/8/23report
HAHAHAHAH! x-D x-D :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Forum pic1/8/23report
Those fancy trousers... ;-)
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Photo12/23/22report
mmmm :love:
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Photo11/13/22report
UGH! My suit!
I'll sue! :mad:
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User: Slaps10/18/22report
NICE!
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Photo10/7/22report
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