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@Lokke and @Lumberjack: I think I actually prefer SplattyP :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: "Wetters" it decidedly IS NOT!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!! You're all just jealous!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...AND IT WASN'T A CHEAP SUIT!!!! And it was the same one RUINED WITH PIES later!!!!

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/rapid-fire
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Video: Embarrassingly Transparent5 hours agoreport
@Lumberjack: IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!!! CLASSY!!! NOW IT'S RUINED!!! RUINED!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Embarrassingly Transparent11 hours agoreport
@gingergungeguy: Thanks!
Photo: soaked and dunced15 hours agoreport
@soggyaz: :mad:
Photo: soaked and duncedThursdayreport
@Lumberjack: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
PhotoThursdayreport
@Lokke: He reads comments here... enough in favor. and it might happen..I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!....AND STOP CALLING ME SPLATTYPANTS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPantsThursdayreport
@Lumberjack @ Lokke: I AM NOT POMPUSS!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: IT WAS A DESIGNER MICHAEL KORS SUIT!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!.EXPENSIVE!!!!!! REAL CLASSY!!!!!.Wait, I AM NOT SPLATTYPANTS!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPantsThursdayreport
@Lokke: Jealous much?!?!?! :miffed:
Photo: soaked and duncedWednesdayreport
@Lokke: I don't think I want him to have your so-called...."tips"!
Video: Drenched and DuncedWednesdayreport
@Lokke: OH SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: soaked and duncedWednesdayreport
@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: soaked and duncedWednesdayreport
@Lokke: That's just normalcy!
Photo: soaked and duncedWednesdayreport
@Lokke: IT WASN'T MY CHOICE!!!! Online Dom ordered it! :miserable:
Video: Drenched and DuncedWednesdayreport
@Lokke: :mad: It was sooo hot AND STICKY!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: AND I SMELLED LIKE... :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...DISGUSTING!
Photo: Overdressed at the Beach7 days agoreport
@Lokke: I fixed that typo, you idiot.
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach7 days agoreport
@Lokke: NO SPLATTYPANTS NO SPLATTY!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYBODY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach7 days agoreport
@Lokke: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: It made the local papers! Stupid fisherman's rag, fisherman, FISHERMAN!!! LAUGHING AT MY EXPENSE!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...and someone (YOU?) even gave them that RIDICULOUS NICKNAME you came up with for me!!!! :mad: The headline read SUITSTUD BECOMES SPLATTYPANTS!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach8 days agoreport
@Lokke: There was a BACHELOR AUCTION fundraiser, and I was to be THE MAIN ATTRACTION!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach8 days agoreport
The Master! Excellent as always!
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Video: Messy Suit June 202514 days agoreport
@Lokke: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: SLIMED!19 days agoreport
@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

IT'S JUST JAMES YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Photo19 days agoreport
@Lokke: You act like a child. How about growing up and being a gentleman, like me, Old Sport. You look like an idiot, a fool. Just sayin'. :miffed:
Photo19 days agoreport
@Lokke: It's not funny!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL SUIT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo20 days agoreport
@Lokke: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!!! AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
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Photo: Bullies!20 days agoreport
@Lokke: NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo20 days agoreport
mmmmmm
Photo20 days agoreport
@Lokke: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo22 days agoreport
"He found the hotel receipt, didn't he? I told you to get rid of that!"
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Photo: Date night didn’t go too well26 days agoreport
@Lokke: ME?!?!? I'm the VICTIM HERE!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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Photo: Bullies!28 days agoreport
@Lokke: NO SPLATTYPANTS! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo28 days agoreport
@Lokke: What do you want from ME?!?!?! UGH
Photo30 days agoreport
@Lokke: Well I think YOU'RE GROSS!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo30 days agoreport
@Lokke: IT WAS AN EXPENSIVE SHARKSKIN SUIT!!!!! And I looked GREAT in it!!!!! :mad:
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Video: Flushed 06062530 days agoreport
@Hugo3294: It keeps the suited silhouette in line...NORMALLY. :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo30 days agoreport
@Lokke: (stomps feet): QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
@Lokke: I'm. Not. Speaking. To you! :gettingmad:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
PieSlimeLuvr:

"And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants."

YOU SET ME UP!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
@Lokke: !%$#&@(*>%$!*^#!!!!!!!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it. :miffed:
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
@PieSlimeluvr: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
@Lokke: (stomps feet) NO SPLATTYPANTS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
@PieSlimeluvr and @Lokke:

First "HE" is in the room...and
b) It's not "SplattyPants" it's "James" or "CockySuit"!
and 3) That's blaming the victim!!!!

How the EFF do I "dish out" !?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad::gettingmad:

I liked it better when you two were spatting. :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/4/25report
@Tallyhoe12: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: Preakness Dandy Pays6/3/25report
@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!! It's JAMES!!!! or even Cocky Suit...NO SPLATTY PANTS!!!! NO SPLATTY PANTS!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
@Lokke: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
@Allpiedup: I look like an IDIOT!!! an A-HOLE!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
@Lumberjack: That I'd be WORSHIPPED for the CLASSY GENTLEMAN I AM!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
@Lumberjack: I'M WEARING IT!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
@PieSlimeluvr: :gettingmad: Easy for you to say, you idiot. :gettingmad:
Video: Corollary--Sat in Something5/31/25report
soggyaz: I was CREAMED ALL OVER!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
Video: Corollary--Sat in Something5/31/25report
@DareMe;. You. Wouldn't. Dare. :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Photo: no smoking 25/30/25report
@poruchic1: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Attitude Adjustment5/29/25report
@Lokke: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Attitude Adjustment5/29/25report
@Lokke: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: CockySuit, Dunced & Creamed5/29/25report
@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Attitude Adjustment5/29/25report
@Lumberjack: That's NOT FUNNY, YOU IDIOT!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: Attitude Adjustment5/28/25report
All eyes were on me eveywhere I went! :-) I looked so good! So very good!...All my fans adoring me! Wanting TO BE ME!!!!! :-) :-) :DAnd THEN I WAS PUSHED IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: AND EVERYONE WAS POINTING AND LAUGHING!!!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Photo: Gatsby Gets Wet5/26/25report
(grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair) :D
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
@tunasandwich@ :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
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Photo: punishment part 15/25/25report
@PieSlimeluvr: My FLORESHEIMS are already ruined!

@Lokke: HAHAHAHAHAH.....humiliation successfully diverted TO YOU!!!!! x-D x-D x-D
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
@Lokke: HUNCHO SPEAKS THE TRUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: no smoking 25/25/25report
@PieSlimeluvr: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: Yeah, he's so dumb most of us don't take him seriously either. ;P
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Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
@PieSlimeluvr: HEAR HEAR! HE does deserve it, NOT ME!!!!!
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
@PieSlimeluvr: I AM A HANDSOME AND CLASSY GENTLEMAN!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
@Lokke: You take that back! :gettingmad: You're the only one who thinks so!!!! :miffed:
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/24/25report
@tunasandwich: :gettingmad: very funny :gettingmad:
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/23/25report
@Lokke: !!!!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: Nobody disputes MY SUITS!!!!
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/23/25report
@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU!!!!! :miserable:
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/23/25report
In ya go!
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Photo5/23/25report
Somebody PIE THIS MAN...now.
Photo: Mafia Boss5/23/25report
@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: SHUT UP!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Pop a Balloon5/21/25report
@soggyaz: :mad:
Photo5/20/25report
@PieSlimeluvr :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: 2nd Soaking Today!5/20/25report
@tunasandwich: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Wedgied and Wet5/16/25report
@tunasanwich: She loves me just as much as everyone else!!!
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Photo: after the storm 25/15/25report
@tunasandwich: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: birthday boy drenched and dunced5/15/25report
@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: 2nd Soaking Today!5/13/25report
@spggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: 2nd Soaking Today!5/13/25report
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: The Birthday Boy Gets a Soaking5/4/25report
@PieSlimeluvr: (stomps feet) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! !!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: The Yolk's on You--egg Salad Slideshow4/27/25report
@pieSlimeluvr: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: The Yolk's on You--egg Salad Slideshow4/27/25report
@soggyaz: Very funny.
Video: The Yolk's on You--egg Salad Slideshow4/27/25report
@Lokke: Hilarious...NOT! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: The Yolk's on You--egg Salad Slideshow4/27/25report
@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
Video: The Yolk's on You--egg Salad Slideshow4/27/25report
@tunasanwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: compounded interest (tax day 2025)4/26/25report
@MU2: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!4/13/25report
@FuninmudL :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: SWAMPED!!!4/13/25report
@Lumberjack: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: "Pi Day" Is about Math! Not Your Lowbrow Slapstick, Idiot!4/13/25report
@Lumberjack: It's NOT FUNNY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: "I'm Leaking!"4/13/25report
@soggyaz: MY SUIT!!!! MY DINGITY!!! :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: nobody called for rain!!!!!4/12/25report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: HILARIOUS...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: nobody called for rain!!!!!4/11/25report
@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: Suit Snob Pays for Insulting the Help - A Cartoon3/14/25report
@Lokke: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: QUIT PICKING ON ME!!! Haven't I SUFFERED ENOUGH??!!! :splosh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh:
Video: Birthday Surprise3/12/25report
@Lokke: It was made ESPECIALLY FOR ME because I was the GUEST OF HONOR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Birthday Surprise3/12/25report
@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Birthday Surprise3/11/25report
@Lokke: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Video: The Birthday Boy's Balloons3/9/25report
@Lokke: IT'S NOT FUNNY!...I look so SMART!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...NOW ALL WET!!!!
Video: The Birthday Boy's Balloons3/9/25report
:wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:
Photo: CLOBBERED2/23/25report
@Lokke: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: Shut up!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
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Photo: CLOBBERED2/22/25report
@Soakedopa: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: 2024 The Year in Comeuppances Cover Pic2/17/25report
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