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https://umd.net/bob1987564 i wish i gotten my work done earlier so I could have made the meal prep food into a slime but didnt have time to boil water and mix in flour to add to the food dump
It did smell horrible from all the sauces mixing together! It does look better in the pic vs live. I felt it wasn't mushy enough but looks pretty mushed with all the cake and desserts mixed in!
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Photo: the sound it made scooping and dropping was hot!yesterdayreport
https://umd.net/bubbleyumfurry No she just allows me to post pics cause she can choose what to edit and allow to be seen
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Photo: the sound it made scooping and dropping was hot!saturdayreport
That splatter over those lips.
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Photosaturdayreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet thank u!!! she is still not totally thrilled her stomach is showing but shes been happy with the positive responses she sees from people on here about her body!
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Soak them in vinegar for a few days the shell will become rubbery and pop like a ballon I did it to my wifie if you want to see we have it in an album and out into her panties and fish net stockings and popped them, also some smashed in her head
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Video: Egg Smashed on My Headthursdayreport
https://umd.net/swimsuit4filling We did fill a ghost busters romper and a black lingerie well maybe that one just her tits area too it couldn't hold on any longer so I pulled it down to expose her pie covered chest! But I also like seeing it Ozzie out between her legs as it fills up lolz
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https://umd.net/swimsuit4filling We have been getting request to do that and think we might have too!
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Photo: Booty booty booty rocking every where !thursdayreport
I say you dump everything sugested down it
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Photo: PVC clad boobs ready for a lot of mess!thursdayreport
I'm w courier! Suit is already messy might as well really trash it (& since your lovely wife is already inside it and messy.)
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Photo: Starting to enjoy the feeling a bit morethursdayreport
On fairness to swinsuitwammer, shouldn't she have been able to deliver the gunge? I feel lien she got cheated out of her well deserved place to deliver the gunge, maybe this should be a warm up or test run ?!
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Photo: Got what you deserved from the voting public!thursdayreport
I say she got off TOO easy! All though the bucket it a nice finishing touch!
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Photo: Looks like she got her punishment after all!thursdayreport
Duck tape ankle area and get some high rise boots and fill the cleavage and back with any thing in fridge or pantry that has been sitting for too long. Find a larger trench coat and make her go shopping with a list of items you will use on her face and head when she gets back ?
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Oh no the liquid made your suit see through two huge pies would hide your nipples! Or chunky green slime or both ?!

Also I'm all for that messy bulge in your crotch area! I vote for way more filling AND cutting a hole at crotch to empty mess into a bucket and the stuff gets mixed up and repoured over your head and let it run back down into cleavage ? And then repeat as needed since hole would be there anyways ? Need for 2 buckets maybe ?! Hoping ?
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Photo: Starting to seap through nicelythursdayreport
I mean if your gonna show them off, your kinda asking for a whole bunch of people asking / suggesting/ telling you what to dump down that cleavage
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Photo: PVC clad boobs ready for a lot of mess!thursdayreport
Sheet cake, pie, left over pie and cake left overs, seaweed soup, chili, bean soup, bolognese, pine apple sausages, grilled veggies, chicken pot pie, maybe more I'll ask wife if she remembers
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Photo: full upperbody submerged in lost meal prep foods thursdayreport
https://umd.net/anonacct It was very heavy Cause they really packed in the cream and Filling in the store bought pie. Also that one went from ass spanking to face mushing to pie hat for extra fun messy playful teasing (for me at least ) it was one of her least favorite flavors so she begged for the banana cream and coconut cream pies NOT to be dropped over her face when lying off the bed
Photothursdayreport
Did she have to wear it messy to the pool?
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Photo: She’s a custard slut! Hahathursdayreport
I feel like you let her off too easy lolz
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Photo: So deserved, you messy gunge slut!thursdayreport
I still show wifie her pics n say these r messes i try to reach for she seshs! (She just laughs, but org wont be if I actually get her this messy)
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Did she finally get to clean off?
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That look of defeat.
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Photothursdayreport
What is this amazingly horrible mess she is sitting in?!
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Photothursdayreport
You look so gross and amazing covered in that !
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https://umd.net/pipfreek I was suprised she let these pics go up with out more editing ! Thank u!!!
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https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thanks ! I should have added more frosting to it !
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Photo: the sound of it falling onto her face was epic!wednesdayreport
https://umd.net/toonamii987 The bowl I used to scoop the slop out ended up on her head at end of sesh, but she was so coated she couldn't feel it resting over her head and face. Unfortunately the camera over heated and turned off/ ran off out of batteries. But got pics on my profile of this messy play date
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Phototuesdayreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek It was the most satisfying pie or cake I've ever dropped
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Right in the face!
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Photo6 days agoreport
What is that slime made out of?
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Photo6 days agoreport
muddyfeet yes sir! (unless her jewelry counts?) ironically she is wearing the stuff i give her credits to buy when she lets me post messy pics lolz
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Photo: had 2 wipe lips, when fully submerged needed air6 days agoreport
dam did he say take it all the way down to the balls?!
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Photo: I do whatever daddy says. 7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek
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Photo7 days agoreport
The Impact of splatter ?!
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Photo7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek She rubbed her ass and pussy in it !
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https://umd.net/pipfreek Love when she poses !
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Lolz no she probably gonna keep me as the main messer but she did suprise me and take a few messy massages from an erotic massue and I never saw that coming, but thank you for asking for consent!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!7 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek Just to let everyone know she ok!
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Photo8 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek She said to hurl it at her face !
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Thanks I like her curves too!
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Photo8 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pipfreek Me too it was tiramisu cream my mom didn't use so I didn't want it to go to waist! So waisted wifies face with it !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She's an amazing pie target
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! She really liked those undies but it was time to go!
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https://umd.net/egils I try !!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!8 days agoreport
https://umd.net/quietmanI do like giving her pie lolz
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Photo8 days agoreport
https://umd.net/m-bubbles It's nuru gel from Japan for soapland massages
Not the pure organic stuff that is safe for consumption / lube but their mass produced stuff from sex stores
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Photo9 days agoreport
Thanks https://umd.net/muddyfeet! I was surprised she let me show off her nipples with our edits in her nuru gel set! And for her messy erotic massage she got from a massue she did I could show them off there too!
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Photo10 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Think she grew into liking it !
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Photo10 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Yes! And she got even more so after deploying the pumpkin pie slime over her !
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Photo12 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She eventually gets way more into pie sitting!! She want thrilled I had her lift her skirt up lolz
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Photo12 days agoreport
Love the splatter! Your poor face and hair and chest got destroyed!
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Photo13 days agoreport
The glasses and a very sexy and class touch! Love the pin in your tank top too! I hope you also smashed those pics on your face for a pie sandwich after !
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Photo13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks this may be the second to last time I was allowed to use pumpkin pie filling cause she hates pumpkin taste snd smelll and said it was too oily and clingy to her skin and hair


I do plan to mix in some yams or sweet potatoes to the cream and or slime in the near future !
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Photo13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I get very leaky when I play with her, but so does she !
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Photo13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/needtobemessy May have been ketchup or bbq sauce I'll ask her if she remembers
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Photo: she said this was a great coverage pic!13 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She wasn't loving it but then dumped containers of sprinkles on her and she became very playful and flirty
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Can't even be too messy right Bob?!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She likes to see the pie exploding on her face in the video so when the splatter is clear for screen shots she wants those uploaded
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 And often cum will cum on them too!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 I gave her a pie sandwich and smeared it all over her face head and chest (had to get the left over cream off the tins right ?!)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She found a. Akers that sells bulk frosting so we will be having another sesh in next few Months when things calm down and she will be peppered with pies !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She really gets it good in th next few seshs we did ! Pics to come in a week or so !
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Happy new years!! I hope your oshogatsu goes well !!! Mrs. Luvs2pie says hi !
User: Tokyolove14 days agoreport
I threw several pies at her several different times and she said to throw them hard !! (Found out though the blue berry pie filling was making it way heavier so can't do that much again)
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Photo14 days agoreport
Ohh she LIKED it?! Pls make it even sloppier next time!!!
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Photo14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! She used to be very skinny when we first met but she's eating good now and I do love her thick body !
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Photo: 1st dump of gunge of night14 days agoreport
https://umd.net/marley She was having fun in this sesh (until the cumtainer came out)
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Photo: 1st dump of gunge of night14 days agoreport
shes looking slightly defeated/ humiliated, so sexy!
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Photo14 days agoreport
great shocked look!!! did you not know that was headed to your face?!
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https://umd.net/den-2 She's very subby isn't she ?! Lucky man !
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Photo15 days agoreport
Are you making her gag on your fingers ?! And putting mud in her mouth?! Sooo hot !
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Soo sexy!
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Photo15 days agoreport
What else you fill her mouth with?!
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Photo15 days agoreport
You have an amazing body your lips and chest look very sexy covered in all that chocolate!!!
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You take the mess quite well!!
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Photo15 days agoreport
It takes a real social person to understand pay someone slave labor wages especially knowing not may people could provide that specialty to them, even worse if they have ever complained about being stiffed
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto15 days agoreport
Ohh right on the lips!
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Photo: Messy April 28th 1815 days agoreport
"Excellent.." lolz great stuff !!!
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Photo16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/justjade I always tip 20-30% and for people who really tsk care if me 30-40%
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 RIGHT?! Id make it rain for some messy content from jade !
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto16 days agoreport
Who wouldn't want to pay u more than livable wages for this type of hot content ?!
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Photo: Photo by @bkphoto16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/oilslick Wifie is getting more into the wam play!
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Photo: ammo16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I wanted to help her accessorize
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Can she even leave the house for a few days after cause I imagine that smells horrible ?!
I feel like I'm not even close to the grossness my wifie gets but we are going to try to beat it in our next bit sesh. And by WE I mean me, Wifie will just have to have her limits pushed
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Photo16 days agoreport
It's soo devastating and yet I get so hard seeing this !
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Your face and cleavage I hope?!
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Photo: Now, who am I gunna pie?16 days agoreport
I feel like that hair do is very sexy and also screams pie and slime me and destroy my hair !
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Photo: Merry XXXmas16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She gave me a preset messy pied blow job so that's why the cream was so thick I wanted to make sure it tasted good since she hates heavy cream and cool whip w out tons of other favoring
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Photo16 days agoreport
https://umd.net/oilslick With her and wam it just keeps getting better and better !
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oilslick as a fetish after this, but she was so sure guys only think with our dicks she said i could bet more or less anything and she wouldn't loose so it didin't matter. i brought up nick shows and she said she had seen them and i said ive always REALLY enjoyed it ( i didn't say it was a fetish) but she with absolute confidence said bring it, your gonna loose. obvioulsy i won and then was like i HAVE to date this girl
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https://umd.net/anonacct This was our 4th/5th date and she lost a bet about who could hold out longer for sex. Gave her a massage and after several min she said she forfeited but I didn't give in and kept adding things to bet. It was originally just pies but I added like, blindfold, loosely bound hands hence she couldn't do much but she could untied if she really needed too since early on dating), and told her it would get very dirty and kinky and she said yes just let me forfeit the bet! And now we r married !
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Photo17 days agoreport
Where in Japan did you find that much marshmallow?
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https://umd.net/oilslick Thanks she earned every bit of that mess!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lots of heavy cream so I bought different cake icings
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was her first bougie bakery pie n flavor she likes (lemon meringue)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Had to catering trays of cream but it was still too cold so she begged me to just dump it all over her, she was shaking from the cold
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 thank u! Our next nuru gel sesh pics will have full access to her nipples and chest !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Yes and she is getting even more into it now!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It's well deserved!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks she asked for blue color for the pics and her personal preference
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was our first planned full play sesh w blow kob so she asked for icing and I beleive heavy cream mix (may have switched to cool whip)
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