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https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you It was EXTRA slippery!
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marley slimey bunny butt bubble (of slime)
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marley she loves playing in slime!
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marley she was in awe of all the shinny slime running down her chest
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marley more slime 2 cum!
Photo: sllimey wedgie 6 hours agoreport
marley she usually hates wedgies but seemed to enjoy these ones!
Photo: she REALLY loves her pussy being slimed 6 hours agoreport
marley even after a shower she was very slimey, she made alot of her own after her massage!
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marley slimey wedgie and hole rubbing!
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wish we had bought 2 cause found out that night the company had just gone out of business
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marley she enjoyed her slimey bunny butt panty filling
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marley she was VERY willing to hold open her panty
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marley she does REALLY love slime
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marley we had some good fuckin that night!
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you got it good!!!
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Photo: Hooded in shame7 hours agoreport
Love how much/ bad you take it to the face!!
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You and your glasses are so sexy!
Photo: Apologies for not wamming people back!! I'm wammi9 hours agoreport
What happened ? And would pie and or slime cheer u up?!
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!9 hours agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Not at all! She put on an amazing show
But lager she let a lady give her a nuru bath with a chest massage that she half way through said I want it down there and I was in shock. I got to watch and wifie started rubbing my sensitive spot and she REALLY got into the nuru sexual massage from the massage lady
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Photo: she wanted to play with the slime (&herself)9 hours agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She is a huge fan of slime
She got a nuru massage later in trip by a massage therapist and it got pretty spicy (to my suprise) and she and the massage therapist had some messy tit rubbing and the masssgist and I smacked cakes on her face and hair
Pics eventually will come (a lot of people probably will too lolz)
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Photo: she dumped it down her “shirt"9 hours agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It got me and her going too! Opened curtains to window and fucked her doggy style pretty hard and then blasted a huge cum shot all over her face and chest !
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https://umd.net/piemephoebe-2 Thanks I wante to use something fun but also knew it probably had slight chance of making it in the return flight so thought I'd save funner ones for wam play at home !
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It was vey satisfying to face fuck her and then drop pies in her face before cumshot !
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https://umd.net/pf2 Happy to say she now enjoys cake sitting !
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Photo: she had a grumpy face 4 pie sit8 days agoreport
She looks SOOO HAPPY!!!!
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The wifie let me watch as she got nuru massage in tub from another lady! Then she let her tie her hands up and the wifie had a sensual food massage that turned into me asking the massager to smash pieces of cake onto wifies chest, face, and hair! Massager let wifie get her chest messy and then she did a "forced" motor boat to my wifies face in giving wifie a messy moater boat massage !
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User: luvs2pie14 days agoreport
I feel so bad for her ! And also so turned on, and my wife knows I try to match your guys messy levels when I give her the messy slopover pours with the tubs contents
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Photo16 days agoreport
I'm thankful you were willing to cram all that nastiness in your panties and bend over to show off your beautiful backside!
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Photo: Thankful for the mess!18 days agoreport
It's so thick and nasty and yet so hot to see covering a sexy face!
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Oh mah gawd her poor hair !
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Your beautiful face if covered in thick glop!!!
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! Had skimpier outfit picked out but it had the dye coming off so she said she didn't want it on her skin
But thinking this onesie worked out pretty well showing off her curves !
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Photo: SPLAT!!!18 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I hadn't even thought of that but she so over it after they went into her head and face she wanted shower and I didn't get any after words lolz
She was fine after
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Photo19 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I'm sure she didn't love it she was pretty grumpy her favorite pantys we're being ruined
But as you can see they had holes in them so I was doing her a favor by ruining them (so I could buy her 3 new pairs)

Also is she wasn't so bratty and honaory maybe she wouldn't have ended up wearing them (and being smeared around on her head after the messy wedgies Lolz
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Photo19 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 It was also bald just can't show that part off
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https://umd.net/pf2 Lolz I think she was dreading what else I was gonna do to her !
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Photo: cake weddgie 19 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 I wasn't gonna cake her at the wedding in front of our families and friends but on HERE well she knew what's up!
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Photo19 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 She wasn't impressed BUT was happy I popped the big question ! It was also one of her favorite panties but she only agreed when I said I'd buy her three new ones
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Photo: She did say yes when i proposed....19 days agoreport
"Should I combine cum AND pies at the adult cinema next visit?"
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Photo21 days agoreport
That's a look of why did I voluntary sign up for this/ am I getting paid enough to take all this punishment ?!
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Photo21 days agoreport
She's trashed!
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https://umd.net/big-bird-the-clown She took good amount of pies thank you!
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https://umd.net/pf2 Thank you! Yea I thought this outfit for her well, cause she's never there when I buy them
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https://umd.net/dazza1336 I'm trying to remember. What set of lingerie thst was, she'd never wore it I think before dating me
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She was taking it all in but also think she decided to mush the sweet slime on top of the pies and cake, and pushed down the savory slime. She mushed pretty hard and obliged to do a head dunking! At the end I left the pouring bowl over her head but the camera over heated and shut off. I was so pissed!
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Photo23 days agoreport
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto she laughed when she saw the floor covered in various ammo!
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Photo: her compromise for pasties 23 days agoreport
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She loves her nuru gel and gunge now! I got pretty lucky!
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THATS some chunky slime!!!
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was pretty hot she let me use her body like a cancus for the frosting (and then other stuff)
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was a very nice added bonus she gave me!
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Photo: About to be toaster strudeled!26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 Thanks it was super hot and thank you for her compliments !
Photo: Approved frosted face before her facial 26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 It was super hot !
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 She REALLY took good care of me that night! I did have to ask nicely to frost her face before finishing on it
It was supposed to be frosted right before the shower and after the facial
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Photo: About to be toaster strudeled!26 days agoreport
https://umd.net/pf2 She gave a look when I showed her the outfit but she did put it on! Same look when she saw the pie on the stool lolz
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet they are very pointy! Hopefully that means they are healthy?!
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https://umd.net/mrwetshirt It wa a shocker that was allowed to be posted !
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Aero__ she just likes to show off her artwork with what she writes on the pies, not sure if she likes just holding what is going to be splattered on her but I LOVE knowing its about to go onto her face and head!
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Photo: Not sure when she started liking pie poses 27 days agoreport
Lolz yes !
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Photo: And the world turns around28 days agoreport
Did she keep the dress ?
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Obviously u needed pie sando to finish off the job !
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Photo29 days agoreport
Heeeyyy!!!!
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I love her messy blob too! They grew so much since dating
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She did NOT appreciate the messy pour overs
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https://umd.net/vols4everus Thanks for sure! This was a fun Halloween considering it was in pandemic and we weren't doing anything else
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Lolz a wet and slimy bald pussy
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Thanks! She was being flirty that day! I asked her to do that figuring she would deny it! She squally doesn't get much love from women so this will be a nice suprise !
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Nuru gel from Japan but the cheap stuff can't be used for oral lube or penetration but still fun
Hoping to find real stuff there made with seaweed

I made a slime out of water and rice flour simulator texture but white if you interested I'll find the album it's in
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All good! If you can find those nuru gels with out chemicals that might be fun too! Or the uk gunge since most are plant based ! Looks like fun!
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My wife got REALY into Japanese bath slimes just like in this pic! She now REALLY likes her gunge from the uk ! What did u use for this ?
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I was like is that Zona or la area cause recognize those bricks
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Photo: Throwback!! with @Messyhot11/14/25report
https://umd.net/messycumfort She wears It so well!!!
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/13/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek Ya that was not planned and she ran with it AND laughed when I said I'd make pasties out of the pastries AND she actually said that could count for cover up for pics !
Photo: look of defeat w/ messy crown & tits pulled out11/13/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She loved to know there was an explosion cause she thinks it is an artsy pic and I can't deny her her art work
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Photo: SPLAT!!!11/13/25report
Got very lucky I held camera steady enough for this to cum into view lolz
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet And she DOESNT let me ever forget lolz
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/13/25report
Thanks she is pretty hot post pied !
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/13/25report
Frosting or icing w sprinkles is her fav! She in a sesh long time ago was like impossible I get sprinkles dumped over me ? Could not say no to that obviously! Call it sprinklekakke but have to stop her from eating it cause she got sick after eating it cause it was post slop overs
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https://umd.net/pipfreek thanks my man ! She was being hella bratty so I got lucky w her "I'm sorry!" So wish I had thought to rub it around her whole face and hair though when I seen the video after
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Photo: Didn’t appreciate me wiping cum on her lips 11/12/25report
https://umd.net/bcnpie-2 She is having fun w the pies !
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Photo: pie sando! double pie from her sexy guy!11/12/25report
https://umd.net/bcnpie-2 Pretty pie (eyed) girl!
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Photo: love it when there are eye holes in pie11/12/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet I had fun with it! Her not so much lolz
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https://umd.net/davinatvwirral It as fun thanks!!!
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/11/25report
It did squirt of her hole that was ripped from YEARS of continued wearing
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https://umd.net/cosworth17 Ya and then they go into her head !
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It was hot she hair sat there and let it run down between her legs !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 11/10/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks I think so I feel like she needs to free the nippies !
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face11/10/25report
https://umd.net/marley When she said I could post this pic I was blown away !
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Photo: messy thigh gap 11/10/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She rarely lets nippies (her name but I use now too) get posted so either she wasn't paying close attention when I showed her this pic OR she was in a giving mood/ had been acting bratty and did it as an I'm sorry (also she knows basically more she shows the more likes she will get in theory
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Photo: messed up hair rubed into her pretty face11/10/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek Thanks we had fun for a smaller sesh that time !
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The wifie also liked this pic as album pic
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pieguypaul i do enjoy giving it to her!!!
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quietman she got quite filled!
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12 oz bottle of frozen saved cum pour
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cup o cum
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https://umd.net/quietman Networking at its best!
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 She had said frosting post facial but I jokingly said it would pop better / don't need to do edits if frosting went first to cover your face and she said ok. Lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/daisycd She def gets spoiled in her regular everyday life she gets away with ALOT, this is her spoiling me post her bratty mess lolz
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Photo: sputtering from the cum pooling on her lips 11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lemon merengue one of her fav flavors !
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks I had to Smack her and smush it dozen times to get just top layer of pie to break and smear
I ended up scooping it by hand
But it was from a high end bakery where we used to live by
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Photo11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bigperm She's been slowly over time seeing what photos get more likes and comments and then peeping what I'm looking st on here pic and video wise and she makes additions to the fun
. The pie posing to show her notes she writes on pies both were her idea. I now write notes on them too sometimes

She has ideas on how she should move her head when getting slimed sometimes and she also had idea of writing her body
Ohh and in a slime catching bucket between her legs w savory slime and sweet slime caught in it she said she was gonna mush it herself w her feet.
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
https://umd.net/bigperm She asked for a nice pie w a flavor she liked so couldn't say no to that
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Photo: had to keep smashing it in her face to stick11/9/25report
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