Comments by luvs2pie

It's in her mouth?! Very hot!

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My wife n I did one of those it was fun! She even let me dump mud over her head before we got out ! Wish it had been waterier but I get u can't sink to bottom or your get burned

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i love how bad u burry her in pies

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Her idea to write on pies and on her body w cake decorating icing

Photo: She <3 showing off her artwork yesterdayreport

https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It's pretty cool when camera frame captures the splatter!

Photo: She likes to see the action splatter yesterdayreport

https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie I also shoved her head down so she wasn't sitting up in tub but laying all the way down she's pretty strong so she kept her self up but let me do it eventually. If she really didn't want to I wouldn't have been able to push her down

Photo: got her good!yesterdayreport

I always wonder what she's thinking about while she's being destroyed

Photo: Shes a champ for laying under all the slugeyesterdayreport

https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She teases me about not knowing English all the time

Photo: BANANNA her 2nd least favorite flavor lolz yesterdayreport

It was hot having her pose while cake icing was dripping out between her legs !

Photo: hands up for a pie yesterdayreport

https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She's gets spoiled daily!

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https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie It makes her happy showing off her our messages so ya! She'll hold pies while I mess her up

Photo: She now wants to pose w each pie yesterdayreport

https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie She got it bad! Many face repours

Photo: more slop overs as it mixed more and moreyesterdayreport

https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie Couldn't believe how many times she let me pour slop overs on her, it ended cause crusts were in the smudge and one big piece dropped and hit her face when I was pouring. I figured they would have been mushy but I guess not

Photo: Her Crotch covered and coated yesterdayreport

Can't remember if they were thrown, pie Sandwiches or pie hats

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet That banana got rubbed over several holes I'll let u guess the order lolz

Photo: tied, blindfolded, n banana, her inner freak cum oyesterdayreport

https://umd.net/muddyfeet Ya she's pretty good! But she does get spoiled all day everyday so I feel like that's why she lets me get some messy pkay!

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks! Good 4th /5th date!

Photo: shocked from her first slimingyesterdayreport

I feel like my wifie makes the exact same face when she's getting gunged/ slimed, and doused with the tub slop over re pours, but I'd say your messy concoctions are what I hope mine get close to in the utter sludgeymess your dishing out

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Did it drip down your chest?

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You do "take the cake" for how bad your get your poor wife she's a real trouper!

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https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks She got slimed and special stay puff mellow fluff mixed in with cool whip and pumpkin pie filling and the guts from her pumpkin carving contest she won (but maybe lost in end since I saved the guts for that slime)

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https://umd.net/thevillainessbf The outfit was from some adult site not sure now where we got it but was for Halloween
This is my wifie giving me a special present. There is an album of it in my page

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Ya! I do regret not rubbing in in more and getting it into her hair

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https://umd.net/quietman I left air holes but she can't breath well through nose

Photo: she coudln�t breath, so wiped nose n mouthTuesdayreport

I somehow managed to get both In initial shot!

Photo: up her nose and in her mouthTuesdayreport

https://umd.net/muddyfeet Ya we had a blast! (And she also got a blast!)

Photo: she had 2 cups of frosting to dip �it" inMondayreport

https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was already open and in cups and she has scooped it out to coat my cock. She did want it post facial but did lay down on her back and let me spread it pre nut

Photo: couldn�t waist the frosting Mondayreport

Lolz my wife is the same way! Even a savory sliming isn't enough to detour her, well beforehand, she gets very quite when tub scoops and stopover pours or savory slime are happening lolz

Video: Draid's First Vid on His Store!Mondayreport

Love your brsttyness and playfulness and then still taking it to the face and your cute little muffled sounds from under the pie !

Video: Draid's First Vid on His Store!Mondayreport

Your so messy!!!

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She knew to look up at least!

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I feel like it's my birthday seeing this !

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If you can't tell this is a grumpy face !

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Mixing pies n slime n gunge and sound repoors on my wife is my favorite thing to do!

Photo: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'8 days agoreport

Also feel bad for thinking this but also now turned on, part of me hopes they had to do a slimed walk of shame.

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"This job sucks so much more now"

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Pretty sure she was in her hot girl era when we met cause she was just trying to date and be young I'm a little bit older than she is (she reminds me ALL the fucking time)

Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 10 days agoreport

https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie U fortunately she's the one that good w tech and taking pics and stuff like that

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No she'd had a long term bf before me and prob some fun before we dated

Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 10 days agoreport

https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thank you sir! It got a lot better of a (messy) view for me after all the ammo was used up!

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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks! I am an ass man myself !

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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She's really getting into cake sitting !

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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She did beg to have it in her ass and not dropped on her face and it was pretty hot to hear her ask for it!

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https://umd.net/theoldmanandthepie
Lolz thanks! She did say when looking at the likes she got, "I had only dated respectable men before I dated you!"

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Well she asked for the pie flavors she didn't like NOT to be dropped in her face when laying off the bed so she said she'd take it in the ass! Couldn't say no to that, but those flavors still ended up being smushed into her face multiple times before it became her queen crown!

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was shrunk for all the cum shots over a year she took in it had to cut it in several places to fit over her top! But helped show off the goods better I think!

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet She was very kind to let me show her full ass u clothed
That had never been allowed up on pics before !

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet She REALLY Sat in it with force ! Hence it squirting out like that ! She also before smashed her face in rh cake and really rolled around in it! She was having fun that day and surprised me a lot !

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I wish that cupcake was a sloppy pie hat or hats

Photo: Condensed milk is so dreamy 👻12 days agoreport

Can she even leave the house the next few days?! She HAS to smell like something after all that

Photo: How much more can I take13 days agoreport

Ohh no your pretty top!

Photo: Sketti oooooh...13 days agoreport

Well she's not getting out tonight lolz

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet All her idea !

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She was NOT happy this time, but she now has lots of fun cake and pie sitting !

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A very pretty face and hair got destroyed !

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She did make that shot pretty sexy! It was also more of a pissed off skirt lift but she DID lift it and ended being a party hot shot

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Sprinklekakke! My wife like this too!

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet She immediately liked the slime bath powder from Japan
She was getting a massage from me in it and she said she wished I was fucking her in both holes cause she likes how it feels when it's moving bath and forth slapping her holes

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet She was flicking me off but she was grinning ear to ear

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet She saw when I first showed her the site people liked feet pics and she didn't get it but tells me to get a few of of messy feet sometimes, think she just wants the likes lolz

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Thank you for REALLY liking your face being wrecked !

Photo: Waiting to get my face wrecked 10/1/25report

Such a great facial coverage ! Very humiliating and the hand placement makes me think it's a shocking coverage ! But I love it !

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That's HUGE smile for humiliation!!!

Video: Humiliation Heaven9/30/25report

Face down ass up!!!

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https://umd.net/justjade Lolz I think so she's gonna HATE it! I'll be sure to tell her it was you so she can hope someone destroys you good in retaliation!

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https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you The body writing was her idea!

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I couldnt believe she was willing to do it !

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Sorry there is half of a naked foot in the tub? There are def pics of her feet messy in other albums on our page if u wanna look for them ?
There are some of her feet under this post!

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I've been having wife use that for deep throat practice but now I feel like I've been under utilizing it

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Part of me feel so bad when girls get it bad in their curly hair, BUT the other part of me REALLY likes seeing it totally destroyed!!! Think your pics motivated me to do what ever I gotta do to get my wife to really curl her hair for our next savory session!

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Your sir mixalot sample is amazing ! Also if u wanna check out my wifies albums on my page i feel like you may feel what im laying down (on her in the tub/ shower)

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Don't get it in your eyes or mouth or near soft skin if it's not real nuru ie seaweed
My wife and I have played with it
Very fun but we couldn't get the real stuff that don't have some chemicals on it so no mouth play

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My wife does pie sitting and cake sitting and when we tired out the uk gunge she liked so much we let me use the the double ended dildo on her and she was totally fine

When we first were dating I went down on her after a sesh and that gave her a UTI prob the sugar.
So we r olannning another gunge sesh with oral, or dildos or sex or some combo (I'll hopefully pie and slime her after all that)

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https://umd.net/quietman YUPS! That pie was applied to her ass several times and then she stood up and I hit her face with it a bunch! It ended up in her head after she sat back down

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And she never once asked to wipe her face off !

Photo: She has cakes and needs to be smeared in them 2 9/24/25report

Lolz

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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you!!

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https://umd.net/messesoftheafternoon
It was a bougie bakery pie and one of her favorite flavors !
It was lemon merengue but was to stiff on top so kept pushing it on her face with very little stick.
So I scooped it out and applied it on her face and hair and that was very hot !

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https://umd.net/oilslick
Ya and she let sure eyes show ! Hoping she lets more w the pie eyes in pics !

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I did this once after sesh w wife but she woke up n middle of night w bad uti no had to drive half a sleep to Safeway to get meds cranberry juice and she never let me lick it during wam play again but she did use / let me use double ended dildo on her after a gunge (uk stuff) so maybe hope one day it was pretty hot

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https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you She did let me cuff her hands behind her back it was pretty hot !
We waved a few cool whip / marshmallow fluff pies for me in the shower and a bucket of thick slime
She had fun and gave me an HJ at the end