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https://umd.net/muddyfeet She gave me a preset messy pied blow job so that's why the cream was so thick I wanted to make sure it tasted good since she hates heavy cream and cool whip w out tons of other favoring
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https://umd.net/oilslick With her and wam it just keeps getting better and better !
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oilslick as a fetish after this, but she was so sure guys only think with our dicks she said i could bet more or less anything and she wouldn't loose so it didin't matter. i brought up nick shows and she said she had seen them and i said ive always REALLY enjoyed it ( i didn't say it was a fetish) but she with absolute confidence said bring it, your gonna loose. obvioulsy i won and then was like i HAVE to date this girl
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https://umd.net/anonacct This was our 4th/5th date and she lost a bet about who could hold out longer for sex. Gave her a massage and after several min she said she forfeited but I didn't give in and kept adding things to bet. It was originally just pies but I added like, blindfold, loosely bound hands hence she couldn't do much but she could untied if she really needed too since early on dating), and told her it would get very dirty and kinky and she said yes just let me forfeit the bet! And now we r married !
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Where in Japan did you find that much marshmallow?
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https://umd.net/oilslick Thanks she earned every bit of that mess!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lots of heavy cream so I bought different cake icings
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was her first bougie bakery pie n flavor she likes (lemon meringue)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Had to catering trays of cream but it was still too cold so she begged me to just dump it all over her, she was shaking from the cold
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 thank u! Our next nuru gel sesh pics will have full access to her nipples and chest !
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Yes and she is getting even more into it now!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It's well deserved!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thanks she asked for blue color for the pics and her personal preference
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was our first planned full play sesh w blow kob so she asked for icing and I beleive heavy cream mix (may have switched to cool whip)
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was too cold for her lolz
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 figured the outfit was missing something lolz
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 She bought that dress just for me to mess her up in!
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Cream cheese / heavy cream large catering tin pie and some splatter of heavy cream pumpkin pie filling and she hates Pumpkin pie
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Hello nice to see you here !!
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User: Tokyolove12/26/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet The cake and her ass we're quite tasty !
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/26/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It is very pleasing to look at, do wish the cake frosting stick better but hopefully next time !
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/26/25report
https://umd.net/pipfreek She dos find it fun and "playful@ when the pies explode in her face ! She thinks the splatter looks artsy and cool!
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https://umd.net/pipfreek THANK YOU! I was surprised she let me post this!
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Photo: naughtiest pics she ever let me post 12/25/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet That pic turned out really nice thanks to her of course !
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Photo: she really liked playin w her self12/24/25report
She does allow me to keep messing her up in school gurl outfits as out last vaca she got on a very skimpy one and really surprised me with what was allowed during the messy play!
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 First gunge kinda had to be green am I right ?!
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Photo: shes laid in bath slime, but now loves being gunge12/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto She wasn't happy and usually loves slime but she had gotten super crazy on phone so when she finally apologized I said ok but when u get home ALL the nuru gel bottles over years of travel were all being used in her work clothes as soon as she came into the door. She still has some of that outfit I believe and uses at work !
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Photo: Her work clothes!12/24/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto We been trying to incorporate that into last several messy seshs but battery on camera dies super fast maybe cause of water proof case don't over heats or we would have had some more shower scenes
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https://umd.net/bob1987564 Right ? I actually felt like there was a low likely hood of her wanting to be w me after that night I told myself I had to EVERYTHING in my control to keep her around as long as possible! She actually said I wasn't great dating material, but thank the lord I had enough adult activity practice I kept her around long enough for her to change her mind !
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Photo: tied, blindfolded, n banana, her inner freak cum o12/24/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was a fun surprise she gave me on vaca ! She later said she got free rain to get herself lots of gifts
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https://umd.net/marley SHE LOVED running it all over her body! She was smiling so wide ! Ear to ear !
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https://umd.net/marley I thought so too!
Photo: she really liked playin w her self12/23/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I plan to do this again and assume she's all up for it! She said slime color was leaking out both holes for several days after (and while she had work)
Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was one of my favorite messy play dates until our recent vaca and pics r coming and you'll understand why this is now lower on ranking
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Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It gets SOOO much hotter !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
https://umd.net/marley Thank u for showing some luv !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! It was very expensive to get her to agree to some pics like this, but the next sesh we had it will be very apparent why I didn't wanna edit them out !
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Photo: she showered off B4 sex & cumshot 12/23/25report
She takes it so graciously! But also thank h for head tilt prompt!
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https://umd.net/matt2matt2002 It was her punishment for buying all this food and letting it go bad (otherwise no way I could have gottten away with using the dried fish skin) but it was very rewarding since I do all the cleaning !
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Photo: hard cheese, flour, pasta water, fish skin, mustar12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto she does love her slime / gunge
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Photo: shes laid in bath slime, but now loves being gunge12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto i really rammed it in there, she had to stop cause her arms were shaking and we didn't want her to fall into the tub
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Photo: she REALLY luved the gunge+doubleended dildo12/23/25report
Wet Jeans Manifesto yea she surprised me when she let both slide right in, it was pretty hot!
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Photo: Wipping slime soaked hair off face 12/23/25report
What ever one gets you messy ?!
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Photo: Have I been naughty or nice this year? 12/23/25report
i feel like he def coulda done way worse to you lolz! super hot sesh !
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Scene: My "Going Out" Pie and Messy Punishment!12/22/25report
Luscious Laura YES U R!
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are your hands bound or are you just holding the behind you cause your a good girl?!
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you take it so well!
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my wife and i love that place, havn't been back in years, think you look like your having such a good time we should go support their buisness!
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Video: Pains First Mud Bath Custom12/22/25report
https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto If anyone wa at the train station or up and in the Hotels or apartments across the street they got a show too cause my light turned on when recording and taking some of the pics.
She was the one who figured out how to keeep the blinds open ! It was pretty hot !
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Photo: 16th floor view of japan12/20/25report
Big Bird the Clown i guess ive only had her sit in pies and cakes?
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/20/25report
i love how you just don't hold back!
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u give it to her soo bad! i love it!
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bob1987564 the view(s) were amazing!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/19/25report
muddyfeet lolz maybe she will keep it?!
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bob1987564 thanks! its growing on me
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getemdown lolz not sure if she is doing it for a trend or just out of lazyness? maybe both?!
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https://umd.net/getemdown She never does what I tell her to do in regular life, BUT she did dive all the way into her shoulders! And she moved her head around to mix it with her face and hair !
(She had done one small face dunk in cake icing once on a vaca at Disneyland at the hotel once, but this was way hotter!)
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Photo: I have to shove my head in that?!12/19/25report
https://umd.net/zipppy3 Had to beat it from the back!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/19/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown She stopped shaving
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https://umd.net/getemdown She knows what's up! ( only if stinging eyes)
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Photo: she didn’t even try to wipe 12/19/25report
https://umd.net/getemdown It was starting off very fun!
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https://umd.net/marley thanks!
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto It was a fun massage / show!
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Nuru gel it's was is used in soaplands in Japan for massages
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https://umd.net/marley
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https://umd.net/marley slimed pussy shot!
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https://umd.net/marley
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https://umd.net/marley She loved it!
Photo: she loves slime running down her ass 12/18/25report
https://umd.net/marley Had to messy up her hair
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https://umd.net/marley She gets very turned on when it creeps down her butt n lussy
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https://umd.net/marley She likes seeing the slime strings
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Thanks it was pretty kinky because the train was above street level so it was like half up to our hotel room
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Photo: enjoying her view at beginning of the trip!12/18/25report
https://umd.net/marley It was a good night!
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Photo: enjoying her view at beginning of the trip!12/18/25report
Thank u!
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https://umd.net/marley Luv how it ended up dripping into her nipple!
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https://umd.net/marley Thanks !
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was a nice suprise !
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet I went hard and ended very fast it was too hot from this and the nuru massage
Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/18/25report
https://umd.net/marley She likes to show off a little
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/18/25report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet She loves the feeling of slime !
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https://umd.net/wet-jeans-manifesto Ya but what's the fun in that?!
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Photo: tied, blindfolded, n banana, her inner freak cum o12/18/25report
https://umd.net/needtobemessy It was a good view!
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!12/18/25report
your poor white lingerie
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you do not look thrilled...
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muddyfeet yes that would be great if she lets me!
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Photo: she said to take her!12/17/25report
https://umd.net/marley She likes knowing someone might be watching
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Photo: 16th floor view of japan12/17/25report
https://umd.net/marley She was really horney after the nuru slime !
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Photo: she said to take her!12/17/25report
https://umd.net/jurning Oatmeal, brownie batter, chocolate chips, cherry pie filling, cool whip, oatmeal, and cum concoction
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https://umd.net/marley Slimed camel toe
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https://umd.net/marley In awe of the alike stretching !
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https://umd.net/marley She really enjoyed her self! So much got allowed to let her nippies slip into the pics !
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https://umd.net/marley Slimy pussy wedgie was fun and she didn't complain at all!
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Or u need a cake with a file in it?
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!12/17/25report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you It was EXTRA slippery!
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marley slimey bunny butt bubble (of slime)
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marley she loves playing in slime!
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marley she was in awe of all the shinny slime running down her chest
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marley more slime 2 cum!
Photo: sllimey wedgie 12/17/25report
marley she usually hates wedgies but seemed to enjoy these ones!
Photo: she REALLY loves her pussy being slimed 12/17/25report
marley even after a shower she was very slimey, she made alot of her own after her massage!
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