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mmmmmm nice
MessySpeedosBriefsPhoto: what are you gonna do with that bucket?12/30/20report
you need to come to California and dive in the creamy tidal mud with me! ;)
LetmehaveitPhoto: follow me on instagram @messybenumd12/9/20report
nope!
QSHunPhoto12/7/20report
Yes lad
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gungesuit1Photo: what are you gonna do with that bucket?12/7/20report
.... I pour the gunge over your head bro! :-P
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All_Over_My_HeadPhoto: what are you gonna do with that bucket?12/7/20report
Amen to that, Mudboi !!!
Bullseyes12User: MessyBen12/7/20report
The sexiest. most luscious man on UMD....
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mudboiUser: MessyBen12/6/20report
DEFINITELY not!
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mudboiPhoto12/1/20report
I would break the law for you!!!
GUNGEFOXYPhoto: follow me on instagram @messybenumd11/21/20report
Actually, I think you'll find it's illegal to be this SEXY, Ben. The gunge police will be round to punish you.
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mudlarkerPhoto: follow me on instagram @messybenumd11/17/20report
Relaxing within
CuriouspaintsPhoto11/16/20report
With the white as the white
CuriouspaintsPhoto11/16/20report
mmm nice!
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QSHunPhoto: GIF11/16/20report
wish i could help you sexy
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messyclothesPhoto: follow me on instagram @messybenumd11/16/20report
amazing sexy guy !!!
shortfoot78Video: After-pie Shower11/2/20report
Stunnin lad
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gungesuit1Video: Nutella in Bed10/28/20report
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
sneakerfrPhoto10/26/20report
i LOVE the idea that he will mess also yr sexy shorts and yr hard one in it ;P ;P
StvWETmanPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/23/20report
Wow, simply amazing. Hot
scarletoPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/22/20report
Alwayssuted2, I think a reaction like that also deserves having those briefs ripped right off and getting a massive pie smashed all over his tackle.
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gingergungeguyPhoto: GIF10/21/20report
Looks to me like you've gotten yourself into the perfect position for your buddy to tease, strip, pie, gunge, and edge you until you beg for mercy and the chance to cum.
gingergungeguyPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
WAM Gym sit up incentive
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
This is the hottest thing I've ever seen
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gungeladdPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
You're about to get it right in your cocky face!
ggdvaPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
When he booked in for a facial, this wasn't quite what he had in mind...
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JayJay1988Photo: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
Lean back and think of .....pie
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davestaffordPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
Who is the lucky guy? :D
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aussieblondieboiPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
Sexxxy!
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NYC MuckpupPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/21/20report
this expression of anticipation in your face... :-)
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JohnGungefunPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/20/20report
Oh yes, let him have it!
GunkDunk89Photo: what did I get myself into this time?10/20/20report
wow this is so great
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NYCBKLNGUNGEVideo: Covered in Carwash Foam10/20/20report
I'm very excited about this
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto: what did I get myself into this time?10/19/20report
looking awesome
GUNGEFOXYPhoto: Right after the pie crust fell off10/18/20report
wanna slam you with pies
GUNGEFOXYPhoto: pour some sugar on me!10/18/20report
oh fuck
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto: GIF10/18/20report
:P :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Shampoo1Photo: GIF10/18/20report
;-)
Shampoo1Photo: pour some sugar on me!10/18/20report
u gunged this sexy kit? ;P ;P
StvWETmanPhoto: pour some sugar on me!10/18/20report
Hot man
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shortfoot78Photo: GIF10/18/20report
HOT new departure!
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megapiesPhoto: GIF10/17/20report
yum looks like something want to come out and play
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messyclothesPhoto: GIF10/17/20report
omg pls get someone to pie you in that exact position with your head tilted back
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Gungelover1992Photo: pour some sugar on me!10/17/20report
chocolate rain
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messyclothesPhoto: pour some sugar on me!10/17/20report
Beautiful body....
Bullseyes12Photo: Right after the pie crust fell off10/16/20report
Oh sorry! Didn't see the 'OCCU-PIED' sign.
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smessPhoto: Justice is served10/15/20report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss:
Shampoo1Photo: Right after the pie crust fell off10/15/20report
This hot. You got me all horny.
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AllpiedupPhoto: nooooo10/15/20report
I guess I have the mirror's answer.
ChiefPieTossPhoto: Justice is served10/15/20report
i lve your soaked and shiny hair
wetlookspainVideo: After-pie Shower10/14/20report
No more coming late
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CuriouspaintsPhoto: Justice is served10/14/20report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Shampoo1Video: After-pie Shower10/14/20report
I definitely want to order this.
Shampoo1Photo: FYI there's a video now ;)10/14/20report
Fashion approval from the changing room clown!
ChiefPieTossPhoto: Justice is served10/14/20report
So, I guess, I'm it!
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bashfulpiePhoto: Justice is served10/14/20report
That is one fine male specimen :loveeyes:
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Gungelover1992Video: After-pie Shower10/14/20report
Blinded by the pie, he stood helpless as his buddies ripped off his boxer briefs and revealed the hard truth about just how much he enjoyed the humiliation...
gingergungeguyPhoto: Justice is served10/14/20report
Love to see you totally messed up in just your boxershorts and getting soaked in them! Really hot! :loveeyes: Thanks for sharing!
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WamPhilVideo: After-pie Shower10/13/20report
That is some awesome vid there! :loveeyes:
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PieATK999Video: After-pie Shower10/13/20report
Move to the UK and we can be lovers!
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto: Who wants to trash me next?10/13/20report
Gunged in chocolate batter
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto10/13/20report
Ben you are gorgeous, but that pie belongs in your handsome face!
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto10/13/20report
wow!!
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GUNGEFOXYPhoto: Justice is served10/13/20report
In the words of Blondie's "Picture This"- I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
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GUNGEFOXYVideo: After-pie Shower10/13/20report
Wow that's amazing!! Hot stuff Ben! Keep them coming!
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webeyamminPhoto: Justice is served10/13/20report
Need one on top of your head massaged into that hair, then chest, crotch too!
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Shampoo1Photo: Justice is served10/13/20report
Covered head to toe with Cooking Oil, Eggs, & Shaving Cream
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Shampoo1Photo10/13/20report
Stunning creature, you are. Would love to see you do some long, deep underwater head dunking :-)
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GungeMasterPVideo: After-pie Shower10/13/20report
Looking as HOT as ever Mr Ben. . .loving the hair and beard too! Hope you're keeping well bud :-) ;P
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messytradieVideo: After-pie Shower10/13/20report
Gosh this pie is heavy.
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mysterysimonPhoto10/13/20report
As he stood there, stripped to his underwear with a pie in his hands, strip poker suddenly began to seem like a really bad idea...
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gingergungeguyPhoto10/13/20report
WAM Drummer boy
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ChiefPieTossPhoto10/13/20report
He's got, pie hopes... He's got pie, hopes...
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JayJay1988Photo10/13/20report
A good start, but justice needs more pies than that....
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WamNewbiePhoto: Justice is served10/13/20report
Ohh yes!!
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All_Over_My_HeadPhoto: Justice is served10/13/20report
If it were up to me, you'd fuck it, smash it in your face, and then jack off. ;-)
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gingergungeguyPhoto10/13/20report
I think a naked "tarring" and feathering, with your hands cuffed behind your back, is more than justified. And, of course, if you got hard when those boxer briefs came off, you'd also get a good, old-fashioned, over the knee spanking, just to add to the humiliation.
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gingergungeguyPhoto10/13/20report
Me!!
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gungeme247Photo: Who wants to trash me next?10/13/20report
Me!
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aussieblondieboiPhoto: Who wants to trash me next?10/13/20report
A huge barrage of thick, gloppy, sticky cream pies thrown in his face from all angles, with his hands toes behind his back.
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waynel_pitfPhoto10/12/20report
Gunged without wearing those boxers.......:-)
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gungymate63_1980Photo10/12/20report
A hair destroying gunge shampoo
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GungeMasterPPhoto10/12/20report
:loveeyes:
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Shampoo1Photo10/12/20report
Wow
CuriouspaintsPhoto10/12/20report
Was any of that eaten?
CuriouspaintsPhoto10/12/20report
Wow
CuriouspaintsPhoto: that's not what I meant by refill10/12/20report
Sure - you know how much you deserve it!
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WamNewbiePhoto: Who wants to trash me next?10/11/20report
me me me oh me
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messyclothesPhoto: Who wants to trash me next?10/11/20report
Me! :loveeyes:
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PieATK999Photo: Who wants to trash me next?10/11/20report
It's got to be only a matter of time before we get to see Ben gunged and naked
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gungymate63_1980Photo: feeling naughty at the gym9/25/20report
Those eyes just hypnotise me - get as dirty as you like
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RickAPhoto9/25/20report
no you should not stay clean
ShampooKingPhoto9/24/20report
pie yourself in the face or let someone throw it into your kisser,
would like to see you wearing an unbuttoned shirt when the pie comes flying, splattering your bare chest too :D
stefan2209Photo: what should I do with this?9/24/20report
Come on, let's destroy your perfect hair and ravishingly good looks
GungeMasterPPhoto9/24/20report
So handsome clean, so sexy messy
Jewel of OregonPhoto9/23/20report
Ben, you look so damn sexy, but I love to see you get messy as fuck!!!
GUNGEFOXYPhoto9/23/20report
Get filthy Ben!
You know you want to! ;P
dirtymuddingPhoto9/23/20report
Life's too short to stay clean for too long Ben. Show us what you can do. I vote yes for mess!
webeyamminPhoto9/23/20report
woww, very cool!
QSHunPhoto: what are you gonna do with that bucket?9/19/20report
Love the hairy chest and the pleading eyes. And how much you can see you're enjoying yourself
southernscotPhoto: what are you gonna do with that bucket?9/19/20report
So after Zac Efron Rescues Me then what?
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Gungeless in SeattlePhoto: what are you gonna do with that bucket?9/19/20report
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