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Name:

AJ

Location:

North West, UK

Last on:

2 hours ago

Time here:

14 years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Males

Comments:

64 sent, 853 received

Followers:

729

UMD rank:

UMD ID:

34842

Instagram:

X:

I'm here to:

Chat with friends, find others interested in meeting up, and connect with customers

My likes:

foam, lube, pies, pudding, gel, messy, methylcellulose, shaving cream, chocolate, slime, clay, gunge, mud, custard, water, paint, athletic-wear, formal, fully clothed, pants, tight clothes, shorts, uniforms, and leather

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About Me:

Gay Man who really gets off on getting messy with Natrasol, Wallpaper Paste, TV Style gunge, Custard, Paint, Shaving Foam, and I love Throwing Pies now and then! Not really into food gunge but if you wanna throw a bucket of porridge at me or dump a load of baked beans on me then that's fine

I love getting trashed while wearing Hi-Viz, footie kit, trackies, scally and chav gear, biker gear, or smart clothes.

My ideal sessions involve kissing, messing each other up, wrestling and being sexual with each other. It Has to be a two-way gunge meet, ending in a slimy wank at least

Prefer to meet up with Men age 30-50.

Not into 'Cam' sessions.

I work away from home a lot, so I'm not always online.

Check out my Instagram / X - @messytradieuk.

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GymPro Suit And Shaving Foamexplicit

568 plays

1/14/26

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Football Kit Gunge Session With Rubber Johnnyexplicit

1,133 plays

12/30/25

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Tradie Playing With Thick Greasy Gunge

807 plays

9/17/25

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Adidas Speedos and Wallpaper Paste Wankexplicit

529 plays

9/16/25

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Wet Business Suit Wankexplicit

3,820 plays

9/10/25

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Hard Wank In Slimy CK Boxersexplicit

1,170 plays

7/18/25

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Completely Soaked

716 plays

7/17/25

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Soapy Shower Wank In Tradie Gearexplicit

584 plays

3/16/25

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Decorator Covered in Paintexplicit

983 plays

12/14/24

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Dirty Hi Viz and Wellies Totally Gungedexplicit

970 plays

12/9/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

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Football Kit Gunge Session with RubberJohnnyexplicit

828 views

1/4/26

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$12.00

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White Nike Socks And Green Gungeexplicit

319 views

9/27/25

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$8.00

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Black Gunge in Orange Hi-Viz and Blue Nike Boxersexplicit

417 views

9/19/25

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$8.00

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5 Buckets Of Thick Gungeexplicit

509 views

9/14/25

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$12.00

Thick Black Gungeexplicit

1,662 views

8/14/25

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$8.00

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Dirty Hi-Viz and Yellow Wellies Totally Gungedexplicit

1,278 views

12/21/24

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Decorator Gets Covered In Grey Paintexplicit

842 views

12/21/24

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$8.00

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Black Puffer and Chav Gear Gungedexplicit

1,126 views

12/21/24

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$12.00

Nike Gear Gunged In Pasteexplicit

1,042 views

9/28/24

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$8.00

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Hi Viz Porridge Oatmeal Dumpexplicit

1,630 views

8/24/24

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My Site

Messy Tradie - The Gunge Cellar
A UMD store

Last Actions

27 days ago

Commented on the video High-vis Vs Yoghurt, "Love this mate! Nothing beats the feeling of trashing tradie work gear

30 days ago

Commented on the video Tradie Lad Gunged with Slops, "LOVE IT!! Awesome slopping in your Tradie Gear lad - Feels Good

1/15/26

Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "Clean Pics"

1/14/26

Added a new video: "GymPro Suit And Shaving Foam"

1/13/26

Is our new Wammer of the Day for Tuesday, January 13!

1/12/26

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "Clean Pics"

1/11/26

Uploaded 16 new pictures to his photo album, "Football Kit Session with Rubber Johnny"

1/11/26

Uploaded 12 new pictures to his photo album, "Football Kit Session with Rubber Johnny"

1/7/26

Commented on the scene Porridge Playtime, "WOW!! Awesome Work Lads!! This is seriously HOT

1/6/26

Commented on the scene JellyKid's Nye Gunging, "This is HOT AF lad

12/30/25

Commented on the video Summer 2025, "Wow!! So HOT seeing you grinding in that creamy mud!! Would love to jump in there with you somtime

12/30/25

Added a new video: "Football Kit Gunge Session With Rubber Johnny"

11/17/25

Uploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "Clean Pics"

10/16/25

Uploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "Clean Pics"

10/16/25

Uploaded 6 new pictures to his photo album, "Gunged In Gran Canaria"

14 days ago

Chilled in a hot tub full of sludge with Mud010

1/13/26

Had thick ooze poured down his pants by Gunged_Lad

1/9/26

Had a bowl of paint poured over his head by davestafford

1/9/26

Had a bowl of paint poured over his head by davestafford

1/8/26

Had his head dunked into a bucket oatmeal of by megapies

friended 1/19/26

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shortfoot78 7/19/25

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More chelsea kit please, you're so hot with !!!!

messytradie 1/1/25

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

40% OFF ALL SCENES ON MY UMD STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! Have a Messy 2025!!

tsarmina 9/16/24

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The conga rats are dancing for you again, WOTD!

megapies 9/16/24

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CONGRATS on WOTD - all hot stuff!

messytradie 9/9/24

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WOW!! Am completely shocked to discover I've been nominated for "Best Male Performer" in the Messtival Awards!! I didn't even know this was a thing!! If you want to vote for me, and see the other nominations then checkout this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqNFC-rxzveZFEfWSxHeOOfyUsZFBuH8hcqZAFcUgR-CB7FA/viewform?pli=1

tsarmina 8/6/24

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The conga rats are dancing for you, WOTD!

Gaygunge 5/1/24

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Mate, you are so fucking hot! Love wanking over you and hope one day you can fuck me in gunge.

messytradie 8/7/22

New Video messy tradie Now Available In My UMD Store!!

megapies 2/5/21

HOT new profile pic and albums: great to see a guy smiling and so revved up!

messytradie 2/5/21

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NEW PICS and my NEW STORE coming up here on UMD over the next few days! I hope all you messy folks are safe and well

messytradie 5/12/20

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OMG!! I can't believe I'm THE PIC OF THE DAY!! I had no idea you folks liked me that much!! Thank you for all the Love

norfkbloke 1/9/20

fuk i loved your wallpaper vid. was thinking of fuking u like that lol

harri6000 10/26/18

Perfect!

Gaysamwhite 6/12/16

Great profile update

sloppysimon 3/1/16

Your videos are great Craig I've been on gungelads many times its ace

messytradie 12/29/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day folks!

GungeMasterMK 12/29/15

congrats on WOTD

excellent pics and videos! thanks for sharing

MessyBen 12/29/15

Congrats on being WOTD!

gungefan86 4/4/15

I'd love to gunge you someday!

messytradie 4/3/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day!!

jonnyk1981 1/27/15

Hey sexy hows tricks xxx

essexcruiser 10/23/14

Excellent Chelsea pics - great way of decorating!! Green gunge great too!!

wetscally 10/22/14

Love the chelsea kit mess. Was you wearing the socks as well lol?

animated 11/15/13

Cool pics. You got anymore of your chelsea kit being trashed?

craighca1 9/26/13

Hiya loving your pics xxx

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