WILDLY EROTIC STUFF! How am I supposed to go on about my day as a productive member of society knowing someting this sexy is going on somewhere in the universe?
Eggs in vinegar! What did you do?!
I keep forgetting this technique, but I've wanted to come up with something daring that utilises it for years! (Suddenly those 5, two-month-old eggs on my kitchen side may be about to become runny-soft-skinned ticking-time-bombs! ;P )
Followed by feeling slightly oily for the next 24hrs and hoping no one notices that you smell of mayo lol
Pants/cossie filling is 10/10 - that or a good firm dessert squidging up one's groin (zones out for a moment), think I need a trip to thé food wholesaler!
I can confirm the Video of this is absolutely brilliant and a fab first mud video! Amazing MMS the mud covering your body and boobs is sublime. Will be watching it many times this weekend!
I'm curious - do you grab 10 pie cases for online delivery, or in a single in-person shop, or in separate shops? That decision in itself needs something to de-stress from! x-D