A friend notices my corset photo on Facebook and sends me a text message. "OMG YOUR CORSET PICTURE." I send reply text. "Oh. I know." "Goddamnit." At this point, I notice he's still on Facebook, and I send him a Facebook message with a fe...

With the summer weather here, and as hot as it is, it's dam high time I go set up the little pool and get Myself nice and wet! I got this thing a few summers back but have still not used it, for one reason or another. But I will be damned if I do n...

Hi new vedio up on You Tube. A topless gunging :). Not the most flattering camera angle but got get a proper camera lol then can do proper set up. May do a vedio for you guys and maybe girls on Umd naked or maybe take offers to be fucked on camera...

Hey everyone, I had a friend who suggested this site to me and after looking around I knew I had to sign up! I create tons of messy content (I currently have over 380 videos for sale) and love doing so. If you're interested in getting in touch with m...

I stole this from a friend's blog post, and was instantly transported back to myspace via flashback. For old time's sake! GENERAL INFO NAME: Mercy Kill (sorry to disappoint you ;)) NICKNAME: Mama Badger, Puma, Mick, Miss Mercy BIRTHDATE: 6/29...

I will take picture ideas and requests. If you ask me to do something that is a limit I will kindly tell you no. I will complete the request as soon as I possibly can. Requests can be sent directly to me in a private message or commented on this blo...

Hi I keep getting asked what I dunked in. 2kg soaked oats in 10 litres of water, then add 1 large box of corn flakes, 1 large box of rice crispies, 1 ltr of cooking oil, 3kg flour, 3kg of custard powder, 3kg of brownie mix, litre of black treacle a...

Kylie here <3 Just popping in to let everyone know I'm still around; I cruise the site now and then mainly to check messages, but due to major life changes I haven't the time or energy to devote to my old escapades as I once did. I'm not going an...

Ok, so I was silly enough to enter the http://umd.net/forums/world_cup_wamstake. For those who didn't follow the thread: 32 players are each assigned to one of the teams playing the world cup soccer. If your team loses, the winner makes up a dare to...

I remember the first time I masturbated. It was over an advertisement I had seen on the tv. It was a promotion for an AFL competition. In the ad, Robert Dipierdomenico was using a squeeze bottle of tomato sauce to draw pictures on paper plates about...

Growing up, I didn't have a lot of opportunities to experiment with gunge. I used to imagine what it would be like. I remember watching TV shows like Who Dares Wins. My favourite segment was one time when the host visited a shopping mall and offered...

For me, I guess my dream gunge experience would be a food fight. A formal dinner occasion, prestigious and mature gentlemen, and myself, invited to a feast. On the table would be an assortment of sticky, sloppy foods. Mashed potatoes, mushy peas, bea...

So for my birthday last month my husband set up something special. I think it was more for himself but after going through what he set up I really loved it. He asked me to wear my blue bra with a white tshirt and my jean mini skirt with nude pantyh...

On spring break (finally!) And would love to know if anyone is nearby for a little messy fun ;P Unfortunately I can't host cause I live with roommates so maybe we can figure out about meeting up somewhere else :)

I've probably been lurking on sites like this for over a decade now. I remember when I first started using the internet to satiate my fetish. I would do google image searches for things like 'pie face', 'mud face', 'egg face' and 'food fight'. There...

After a week up at my mountain cabin I was a bit frustrated at the lack of mud on the 4x4 trails. I had taken my street-legal dirt bike up on the truck just to have some mud fun and ended up staying way too clean. On the way home I stopped at an...

I have to become a caramel apple, and it's completed with a large wooden stick rammed up my ass. After I put on an apple costume, I'm completely covered in caramel sauce. Once I'm completely coated, it's time for the thick chocolate sauce to add anot...

As the team moved cautiously away from the trap that had claimed Uma, Bonnie took back her position as group leader, her bravado that unable to allow her to do anything less. Still, she couldn't help the knot of nerves in her stomach; half expecting...

I'll be going to Boston for a Memorial Day weekend gateway with my girlfriend. Who knows what wet sessions we might get into. Stay tune

Today we are releasing a bit of the Kat custom because we love you guys. https://umd.net/download_info/kat-continues-her-toast-at-the-alternati

It was amazing. I was in Amish country in Ohio and noticed the pit by the raised hills that keep it contained. I was curious, walked up to the electric fence, climbed over the collapsed part and climbed the embankment. I had that nervous excited fe...

My husband did something for my birthday last month...he told me to dress in my white t-shirt with no bra underneath, my jean mini skirt, pink lace panties, nude pantyhose and tennis shoes. He blindfolded me and led me outside. He led me over to a...

Which outfit should be gunged?

I've decided to get Wet and Messy for the first time. For a couple of a years, I've viewed other people covered in all kinds of paint and gunge and I now feel the urge to do the same. I choose to cover myself in Silver paint because it's my favorite...