I stole this from a friend's blog post, and was instantly transported back to myspace via flashback. For old time's sake! GENERAL INFO NAME: Mercy Kill (sorry to disappoint you ;)) NICKNAME: Mama Badger, Puma, Mick, Miss Mercy BIRTHDATE: 6/29...

A friend notices my corset photo on Facebook and sends me a text message. "OMG YOUR CORSET PICTURE." I send reply text. "Oh. I know." "Goddamnit." At this point, I notice he's still on Facebook, and I send him a Facebook message with a fe...