I stole this from a friend's blog post, and was instantly transported back to myspace via flashback. For old time's sake!

GENERAL INFO

NAME: Mercy Kill (sorry to disappoint you )
NICKNAME: Mama Badger, Puma, Mick, Miss Mercy
BIRTHDATE: 6/29/85 (ask for a wish list! I've got one...)
BIRTHPLACE: Western KY
EYE COLOUR: Blue
HAIR COLOUR: Blue... it might have been auburn once. o.0
HEIGHT: 5'
BODY TYPE: Thick, plush, and flawless.
SIGN OF THE ZODIAC: Cancer. The killing kind.
RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Righty

DO YOU SMOKE: No.
DO YOU DRINK: Why yes. I might be a bourbon/whiskey/scotch snob.
DO YOU TAKE DRUGS: No.
HERITAGE: Irish and German.
YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: My tattoos. "Maybe she's born with it." "Maybe it's an artist's doing."
SIBLINGS: Ich habe einen Bruder.
WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE: A VW Beetle. I mean, I'm not a sadist or anything, but I might've only gotten this car to ogle at everyone punching each other when I drive by.
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: I don't know.
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Not sure about that one either.


FAVOURITE CLUB OR PUB: Foobar
SPORT: Roller Derby
FOOD: Hot Chicken (Nashville Style)
PLACE TO EAT: Pepperfire Hot Chicken
ICE CREAM: Southern Pecan
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Bushwhacker
PURFUME/AFTERSHAVE: Chanel No. 5
DESIGNER LABEL: Longchamp Leather
HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Stockholm
COLOUR: I might have a turquoise problem. It might be kind of bad. If you stage an intervention, I might keel you.
SONG: "Problem," Natalia Kills
NUMBER: 13. Stereotypical as hell, but I think my fucks are all out of stock on this one.
MOVIE: Fight Club
TV PROGRAMME: Orange is the New Black
CAR/BIKE ETC: Fiat 500 in cream (the COLOR, you perverts!).

THIS AND THAT
HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs
LOOKS OR PERSONALITY: Personality. It's usually the only thing I can fall in love with, and it's really the only thing that keeps the spark going.
LOVE OR MONEY: Love. Money's not even an important thing to me, even if there were no such thing as love.
LISTEN OR TALK: I love to talk, and I can ramble at you for so long. But I listen to the things you don't know you say. It helps me to give thoughtful gifts to let you know how much I care.
PIZZA OR PASTA: Throw some goat cheese on it and I don't think I'll care.
COFFEE OR TEA: Tea. A chai latte with some hazelnut will win me over every time.
SEX OR CHOCOLATE: Sex. Chocolate is gross.
LIES OR TRUTH: Truth
LOVE OR LUST: Lust, 'cause I already traded in my money for love.
BEER OR LAGER: Lager


IN A BOY OR GIRL
HAIR COLOUR: Rainbow
EYE COLOUR: Green
HEIGHT: A bit taller than me, but not too much.
BODY TYPE: Owned. I don't care what your body type is, really, what's sexiest is when you own it.
DRESS STYLE: Punk
TATTOOS: Everywhere
PIERCINGS: They're ok, but I can take them or leave them.
GOOD LOOKING: Please?
GREAT PERSONALITY: Non-negotiable, this is a must-have.
SENSE OF HUMOR: Oh my lawd, yes.
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: It depends on the person, but usually long.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU...
SPOKE TO ON YOUR MOBILE: The other half of my soul.
YOU DANCED WITH: My unicorn.
YOU KISSED PASSIONATELY: Again with the soul.
YOU HUGGED AS A FRIEND: HotWheels
YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T: Kitty
YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH: Ugh, an addict. Horrible.
TOLD YOU LOVED: Yet again with the half of soul.
YOU TOLD YOU HATED: A misogynist pig who can't control his words or attempt to understand anyone else's point of view.
MADE CRY: A dear friend I've alienated.
WHO MADE YOU ANGRY: My unicorn.
MADE YOU LAUGH TILL YOU CRIED: The other half of soul... yet again.

RANDOM STUFF YOU MIGHT WANNA KNOW
THE SHOES I WORE TODAY WERE: Boots
YOU MOST OVER USED PHRASE: "Obviously..."
YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: Tattoos, yet again. But I guess if I have to go with something natural, it's my eyes.
DO YOU SING: Badly, but with gusto.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: Kind of. I have very mild vertigo, which can contribute.
DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: I play many instruments.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Gah. Yeah. :/
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LUST: Constantly
YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: 5 years
YOUR SHORTEST RELATIONSHIP: Two Days
DO YOU KISS ON A FIRST DATE: If I'm feeling it, oh yeah!
WOULD YOU HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND: I have before. Would I now? Probably not for the sole purpose of sex. I can get laid whenever the hell I want to, and by people I trust and adore. Why go to a stranger when I can get someone who knows what makes me hot and loves to explore me further?
WOULD YOU HAVE SEX ON A FIRST DATE: I have before. I would again, if the mood were right.
EVER CHEATED ON YOUR B/F OR G/F: No
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON: Yes
HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING YOU REGRET: Oh lawd.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ANYTHING: Petty shit, sometimes. Teenagedom in rural Kentucky can be quite boring.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED A TEASE: I'm a woman, therefore yes. I can't say I'd know any woman who had not been called a tease at some point in their lives.
DO YOU KEEP YOURSELF FIT: I'm within healthy boundaries, and I have worked for 2 years to get there.
HOW WOULD YOU WANT TO DIE: High as a kite.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DID YOU WEAR TODAY: Some very tiny, cute blue and orange striped ones that accentuate my amazing ass cheeks.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON STAGE: Yeah
FAVOURITE QUOTE: "She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice, it was supposed to make you feel something." -an excerpt from "Eleanor & Park," by Rainbow Rowell.

AND FINALLY
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET: Jen Davis, the photographer.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN 10 YEARS TIME: In the arms of my beloved. Pipe dreams.... pipe dreams.
WHATS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WHEN WAKING UP: "I really need to get this pussy out of my face so I can piss." (Oh, the joys of being a cat guardian.)
WHATS THE LAST THING YOU THOUGHT OF BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP: How much I will miss her.