The video starts with a view of Ira's kitchen, which has no one in it, but again there is a collection of food on the worktop!

After a moment Ira walks into the kitchen wearing a white bathrobe and some white high heel sandals, Ira's hair is freshly done in her usual shoulder length style and her makeup is its usual high standard.

"Hello!" says Ira cheerfully. "Welcome to my fifth blog! Thank you all for you kind messages of support after the last blog and your encouraging comments about it. The pie sandwich was very popular and custard down the back of my trousers. Viewers were pleased Tanya suggested I bend over in my messy trousers! In fact Tanya was very popular generally so I am pleased to say she has agreed to come back for this blog as well. Please join me Tanya!"

Tanya walks into the kitchen in her snug jeans, blue heels and a white t-shirt. "Hello!' says Tanya with a small wave.

"So Tanya you enjoyed making the blog?"

"Yes it was good fun!" confirms a grinning Tanya.

"Which bit did you like best?" says a smiling Ira.

"Hmmmmm I think giving you the pie sandwich! I have watched it many times and it is still very funny!" giggles Tanya. "You are sitting there just smiling and then 'Splat' you are covered in pie!" The two girls laugh.

"So Tanya, are you ready and content to give me more mess?" asks Ira with mock seriousness.

Tanya pretends to consider and says gleefully "Yes! I am looking forward to it!"

"Ok, good" says Ira. "So for this blog we are again grateful to suggestions on the web site so please keep them coming! A very popular was that I get some mess while in a swimsuit, so I considered this and decided it would be fun!"

Ira takes off her bathrobe and tosses it off to the side. Ira's lovely slim but curvy figure is covered with pearlescent one-piece swimsuit, which has blue and white vertical stripes. Ira looks a little shy but turns a full circle so we can see it is backless with simple cross straps across her back!

"Well I hope you like it!" says a slightly blushing Ira.

"Oh Ira you look good in it." Comments Tanya.

"Thank you Tanya. I took a long time to choose it! I hope our viewers like it too!"

Ira turns to the worktop. "Now we following the success of custard we have had some more mess suggestions, didn't we Tanya?"

"Yes Ira. I think the spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce sounds good." Replies Tanya eagerly.

"Yes we have got some tins of that following a suggestion, shall we empty some of them into this bowl?" Ira indicates a large glass bowl.

Tanya nods agreement and the two of them empty four tins of the pasta in sauce into the bowl.

"That looks very messy Tanya," says Ira with a smile.

"Yes I agree" nods Tanya.

"Hmmmmm. Well I think it would make a big mess if it went down the front of a swimsuit." Muses Ira

"I think so to!" laughs Tanya picking up the bowl with one hand and with the other pulls open the medium low neckline of Ira's swimsuit. Ira is facing forward and Tanya is careful not to obscure the view. Ira smiles at the camera and nods as if to say 'I know I'm about to get the mess again' as Tanya brings the bowl up.

While smiling hugely Tanya starts to empty the bowl down the front of Ira's swimsuit, the slimy pasta making a wonderful noise as it splatters down onto Ira's boobs. Immediately the a slimy orange look begins to spread down the front of Irina's swimsuit, spreading more quickly as more of the bowl is emptied in.

As the last of the mess drips out of the bowl Ira says with a mixture of delight and disgust "Well that is certainly very messy! It feels so slimy!"

"It certainly looks messy Ira," agrees Tanya looking at Ira's slimy front. "But you would be even messier with something down the back of your swimsuit!"

Ira pretends to be shocked. "What? You mean here?" and she turns her back and puts her hands on her bottom.

"Yes!" laughs Tanya. "With something like chocolate pudding!" and she picks up a large bowl containing dark chocolate pudding. With her free hand Tanya pulls open the back of Ira's swimsuit. Ira is bent forward slightly so Tanya is able to pour the pudding onto Ira's skin just above the small of her back and we get to see the pudding slipping down into the wide open swimsuit!

"Oooooohh!" moans Ira "that's been in the fridge! Its cold and sticky and making such a mess of my bottom!" Indeed Ira's swimsuit round her behind is becoming brown and slimy as the chocolate pudding spreads.

"Ira, this is our chance to make up for my mistake in the last blog!" says Tanya

"True." agrees Ira who turns her head to speak "Lots of you commented on the last blog that when Tanya filled the back of my trousers with custard and bent me over she should have rubbed a pie over my bottom! So if I bend over a bit more now" Ira bends further keeping her legs straight. The chocolate pudding causes a slight bulge in her costume and a small amount seeps out of her legholes and dribbles down her thighs.

"Have you got a nice pie there Tanya? Asks Ira.

"Yes! It's that nice deep red cherry flan you made earlier. I am just going to add some strawberry squirty cream onto it!"

"Good idea" says the bent over Ira.

"There!" says Tanya finishing the topping and showing the large flan to the camera with a smile. "Would you like some of your flan Ira?" she asks with a giggle.

"Oh yes please Tanya" giggles Ira.

There is a nice wet 'Splat' when Tanya slaps the flan on Ira's bottom. Pulped flan spreads out over Ira's behind as a giggling Tanya rubs the flan around. Chocolate pudding oozes out of Ira's swimsuit and slides down the back of her thighs, joined by lumps of cherry flan filler. Tanya lets the flan base go and it slips off Ira's very messy bottom.

"Oh that was so messy!" groans Ira while she remains bent over so we can enjoy the sight of her behind a bit longer.

"It certainly is Ira," agrees Tanya and Ira slowly straightens up and turns to face the camera. "Would you like some custard with your flan?" asks Tanya with a grin. Ira pretends to consider and then says.

"That seems like a nice idea."

Tanya picks up an open carton of custard, pulls open the front of Ira's swimsuit and pours the custard in to join the pasta already there!

"Oh look we have some more!" says Tanya picking up another carton once the first is empty. Tanya pours this into Ira's costume as well!

"Oh Tanya, my swimsuit is getting a bit full" gasps Ira.

"Perhaps it is time for more pies!" says a gleeful Tanya who then picks up two chocolate moose pies. "Why don't you take these" Tanya passes the pies to Ira, one in each hand. "And I will take this one" Tanya picks up a 40cm diameter stewed apple and cream flan.

"Ok you first Ira" says Tanya. Ira takes a deep breath and rubs her two pies over her boobs, groaning slightly as she does it. Tanya then slaps her flan onto the front of Ira's hips. The custard and tomato spaghetti hoops that had built up there in Ira's costume squirt out of her swimsuit leg-holes and down her thighs! More mess splatters down as Tanya rubs the disintegrating flan around on Ira.

"Oh Tanya, I am so messy!" groans Ira.

"You certainly are!" Laughs Tanya. "Perhaps you need to sit down?" Tanya pulls out a high square stool for Ira.

"Thank you" says Ira sitting down. "Well we have certainly tried out messing up a swimsuit and it is very messy indeed!" Says Ira looking down at her mess plastered body. "Another successful suggestion! Shall we call an end to the blog Tanya?"

"Well we could complete one more viewer request" says Tanya with a grin.

"Oh which was that Tanya?"

"The one suggesting that you get a trifle over your head."

"Oh Yes. But do we have a trifle?" asks Ira.

"Yes! I made one earlier!" Here it is." Tanya picks up a bowl of trifle with layers of cream, custard and black cherry fruit filler. Candy sprinkles decorate the top cream layer.

"Oh that's a nice trifle." Says Ira gazing at it.

"Would you like it Ira?"

"But Tanya if you put that bowl over my head my hair and face will be a real mess" says Ira.

"Well I suppose so, but it would match with your swimsuit." Points out Tanya.

"Well true. You had better let me have it then" says Ira turning to face the camera.

A grinning Tanya puts the bowl over Ira's head! Tanya's trifle is fairly fluid so a great deal of mess splatters down the sides of Ira's head and onto her shoulders. Tanya leaves the bowl in place for a few moments as lumps of mess splatter down a very still Irina. Then Tanya lifts the bowl off; nearly all of Ira's head is covered in multi-coloured mess, only her chin is clean. Slowly Ira wipes her eyes of the trifle mix.

"Well" says Ira as the camera shot tightens slowly to just include her sitting on the stool covered in mess "that was a good mess too! I think this definitely my messiest blog so far!" Ira gazes down at her messy self.

Ira continues "While that trifle was good, and the pie sandwich last time I have to say I do still really like the simple pie in the face" At this moment Tanya's hand swings into shot with a paper plate stacked with strawberry pudding which she goes straight in Ira's face!

"What like that?" laughs Tanya?

The plate falls off Ira's face, but she is still. After a moment she opens her mouth and says, "Well yes just like that! I think that definitely finishes this blog! Say goodbye Tanya!" prompts Ira with a smile beneath the mess!

"Goodbye!" giggles the out of shot Tanya!