A dream I had but it felt so real--of course with some added details. I was friends with the football players in high school so it wasn't weird for me to be back in the locker room helping with stuff. It was before a game and the school h...

Well, I am all worked up again! Super excited as this has almost "fallen" into our laps. Somehow, we have managed to cut out a 3 hour time span for this coming Sunday where we will have no kids. We are pretty sure deer hunting season is over. There i...

Just posted some pics of my wife in wet clothes...jeans pantyhose shoes socks sweaters ANY WET couples message us

Need help, I was friends with lovely girl but unfortunately fucked it up due to saying the wrongs things :( . We were good friends and I don't ever wanna lose that and wanna stay friends :( any ideas on how to speak to her?

'Please ignore', said Kiwi, this is a test!

'A pie in the face says I'll beat you', Andre boasted, as he pointed towards the Strongman game, flexing his biceps mockingly. A painter and decorator by trade, he wasn't averse to getting messy. Yet, he had never been pied in the face before and n...

YO (ho ho - since its Christmas)... I often get asked what I use to make my gunge so I thought I would blog my messy recipe! It's really pretty straight forward and cheap as chips.. You'll need: 100g Xanthum Gum - you will find this in the lar...

PREPARE TO BE PIED. That was the last message he sent. As Cal rode on the train to Queens his mind was racing. He was finally going to meet someone who like him, enjoyed pies. Not just eating them for dessert, but really enjoyed them. He was...

Wow, You know you are in it neck deep when all you are doing is trying to take pics of old coats that you have messed around in to sell, and you can't get past that. First I put on the coat from the adidas chik's idea set and it was crazy because the...

Today my wife and her boyfriend took me to the park. I wore a pair of pink shorts with an elastic waistband, and a lace-up tank. After much pleading, I was allowed to run around on the splash pad. I was told not to get too wet, but the longer I staye...

I was just served a smoothie with cum in it. MMM

Anyone in the Essex area up for a meet know any rivers, ponds places to swim etc hidden and u for some fun?

Was gutted to discover the Wam Story Archive had been closed down, but in many ways the UMD seems a more permanent and appropriate home for messy stories. Therefore, I'm going to embrace this new forum by posting some of my favourite old stories, f...

So guys, the other night whilst I was busy mixing for my latest video (watch this space), I drifted off into deep thought about all my sploshing experiences and started thinking about the 'close call' situations I'd been in. I'm pretty sure we've al...

So my Dad was stationed in England. I was just starting in the second grade. I was just a small warmer wannabe, only I just didn't know it yet. I'm not sure about British television now, but at the time, with Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Benny Hill...

Well, we fought long and hard making points about the pros and cons about opening a video store... We are part of http//:www.asplashofglamour.com . For years we have been asked to produce video clips.. While on one of our trips with some gorgeous mo...

Liz looked amazing in her tight jeans I thought as I watched her walk into the kitchen and her sexy, low cut, figure hugging, t-shirt showed plenty of tanned cleavage. She appeared seconds later, smiling broadly and holding the custard pie. Her long...

THE NASTY INSPECTOR Inspector Davies came late in the day to Gilly's Pie Shoppe. Which means she came early. The baking was nearly done, and most of the inventory was cooling on the shelves of the store, waiting for the morning's customers. Inspect...

I have new ones but I am having trouble uploading to umd Working on it

The applause of the collective audience directed her way only partially boosted the slightly mortified grin of the kitten in the close tank, the rest of it the glorious result of the gunge that was even now trickling over her head and shoulders, red...

Breathing heavily, Floriana wheezed as she gingerly lifted herself up from off the marshy, flood ravaged ground. Stumbling as she rose, the Florentine beauty sullenly dug her studs into the turf for support, as the relentless rainfall continued to c...

What was most thick thing you ever tried ? I would like to try it out

You know what it's like when you plan a BIG session - building up plans, arranging dates, the date gets cancelled due to random family business for either yourself or your play mate. You re-arrange and then that get cancelled too - you end up thinki...

Hello Slimestar here , Well i have been working so hard this week getting very very messy indeed. I had a very royal day , as well as a very naughty day in high school slimestar took her see through handbag to school filled right to the top with gre...