Today my wife and her boyfriend took me to the park.
I wore a pair of pink shorts with an elastic waistband, and a lace-up tank.
After much pleading, I was allowed to run around on the splash pad.
I was told not to get too wet, but the longer I stayed, the wetter I got.
I sat cross-legged while the water shot up through my legs.
Finally, my wife came out there and swatted my fanny in front of everyone.
When we got to the car, she peeled off my wet shorts, and I rode home in my underpants.