I have no profile pic. No profile information. And no photos or videos but yet I'm getting regular views on my profile and my other blog has 112 views. How is this happening?

Just a quick note to say a big thankyou to my little band of fans who give me such a lift with their messages of support. I appreciate every "like" and message sent, thankyou. Still without a computor at the moment alas, which is so frustra...

Hey everyone. Well, like i said before i am newer to the wet and messy stuff. My husband loves to see me like that and i have grown to love it myself. I prefer to be wet rather than messy. I love being dunked in dunking booths, it makes me feel d...

Well I'm sure producers and site owners alike will notice that I've completely redone the categories system on UMD. For years I've been thinking what I should do about them, as producers / store owners have been asking me to add new categories for t...

I have a frient called Diane and from time to time we go out for a splash in puddles and rivers. As you are all aware until May in the South we had a drought and near where Diane lives was for small river with a few fords but everything had dried up...

i had my first messy experience with eggs today. I just wish I could take non blurry pics. Maybe I should find someone to take them for me.

https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/04/16/missing-the-mess/ Its been to long since (a) I’ve posted and (b) I’ve gotten messy… but most impotantly (b)! I really miss the feeling of being covered in Whip Cream (and yes even the crust of the pie)...

It's been a long time since I've been on here and I kind of abruptly vanished. I'm finally back after so long and ready for some mess. I missed this.

Absolutely loved getting messy yesterday, ways an adventure with messy jessie and myself messy ruby 😍😍😍

If you are reading this, I guess you were drawn in by the unassuming title, which doesn't exactly sell itself. So you presumably have checked my profile and like what I am in to. So welcome. I've been writing sexy stories for quite a few years now,...

Hey, I know there was already a forum for this a while back; that is basically why I am doing this; I missed out on posting and kind of wanted to at least take the time to name the people that really stood out lately for me. (if you follow my posting...

Well, today I finally did it! No more excuses, no more delaying! I had intended to have my first messy session on Thursday, but hey, why not seize the moment?! I had bought 4 cartoons of custard and a can of skooshy cream to use. I made up 5 pie...

I rather stumbled (or re-stumbled, if that's permissible terminology) back onto the UMD a few weeks ago, having dipped in & out very occassionally over the previous 3 or 4 years, & very rudely i've not really introduced myself. So, for those who actu...

this is my first time doing this I like to try to get pied and slimed one day

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I have gone almost a day without having a single mental image of a pie hitting someone... I should keep this up, but somehow I end up looking at UMD again. So far, no day dreams or fantasies! If I keep this up for a week, I am gona....... well I don'...

After being a member for so long and after trying to contribute a little back to the community I thought it high time that I started talking about myself and stop being such an enigma. I'm currently in a very happy place of honesty, openness and a...

I see a number of posts on the Messy Forum asking about people introduce their partner to Wam, how they even begin to breach the subject. Most of the advice is solid and I can't really fault them but I would like to add my personal twist. I can to...

Following on from my last post, G has been subjected to an unexpected melted ice-cream attack to which she did not react negatively towards. I'm quite a practical person, logistics could almost be my middle name. So I love wet rooms, but short of...

I try not to get too personal/deep on here, but I found something so precious today that I had to share. In an old storage box, my grandmother found the only picture of my brother that exists. I won't get into the details, but I haven't seen my broth...

Molasses is not over yet. As it stands, a lot of sugar has captured my heart messy. Fused Lollypops are really hot. Hot not only by melting, but also because they are almost hard again after some time. In the beginning it is soft and cool liquid. The...

have you guys seen january jones on the tonight show on mar. 23? if you didn't heres whats up. pie golf with bubba watson and january jones. thats what. did january got pied in the face with that one extra pie or not? did she get anything? usialy jim...

I had just left the mall in my car coming home from guitar practice (didn't start where my lessons were). My phone was out of batteries so I couldn't call home. When I got home this mentally retarded from some of my college classes said HE was holdin...

So hot and dry across the UK these last few days. Anyone got a cool mud bath to park myself in ?

Two really exciting things happening for me this week. Coming up on Tuesday is New Horizon's fly past of Pluto; amazing stuff! But Thursday is a special day just for me. I've been planning this for months, but like a lot of best laid plans there was...