https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/04/16/missing-the-mess/

Its been to long since (a) Ive posted and (b) Ive gotten messy but most impotantly (b)! I really miss the feeling of being covered in Whip Cream (and yes even the crust of the pie)! It feels so good it really does! Ive had pie withdrawl for a while and now the withdrawl is really setting in! I really need someone in the DC MD VA area to DESTROY aka cover me head to toe in pies and yes even slime but only if you understand its for the sake of play and fun! Please people please! Help!