So I've been on umd now for quite some time and thought I'd make use of this blog 'thang'. As my profile would suggest and as some of you may know from chats in the chat room I am on the messy side of the wam fence - gunge and slime in particular....

I was going to write an emotional, heartfelt post about what happened in Boston yesterday but right now I just can't. There has been too much violence so close to home recently, so many friends who have had their lives touched by tragedy. I may be MI...

If you have not read "The Movie Shoot 1" then read it here! http://umd.net/blogs/the_movie_shoot Straight Male WAM. This is a story based on what would happen if events were real. ______________________________________________________________...

Another time going! Tuesday evening June 4, will probably be between 8-10 pm EDT. I might share this session with someone but that isn't ironed out yet. If I do share I'll go up with a second set of dry clothes! livedunktank.com.

Due to the recent discovery of an e-stalker harassing my wife via email in regards to some of the posts here, we have removed all images indefinitely and will not be linking videos from our site to here or any other forum where this person may reside...

So i know i used to be a troll, time waster and a liar, but since then i have changed, and proven it. Just today tho MM messaged me saying a user has asked me not to message again, even tho that person messaged me first and added me. What do i actual...

Evening all! I've tried to write (and more importantly update) many different blogs in the past, with a variety of success....and by variety I mean some ended after one update, some after two and the longest after three updates! Lets see how this...

So last night, I had what will probably be one of the last opportunities of the summer to get wet in a storm. It's been wet and rainy in the mid-Atlantic area for several weeks, and last night we had a good chance for t-storms, AGAIN. A storm came t...

Just ran into umd site, awesome site. Love it.

Hey guys this is a story i read on a site and thought i would share it It is called "Business Men Get Muddy" ---------------- Dave, Roger, Terry, Nick and Paul were all wearing their best suits as they drove off to an important sales confere...

I did this for the first time tonight wit just a quarter can on a paper plate, and I think this is a lot faster clean up than applying it to my head and then trying to clean my hands. This may be my preferred method from now on.

This month I've spent c 122 of cloths, that’s a new record for me includes shoes, wigs, blouses, tights, stocking (love how they feel, being missing out all this time. but it’s not all bad, some of that is stuff for next month, including a sexy dres...

I love the feel, colour and texture of custard, but I want more interesting way to cover myself, so I have a plan, going to try to fill bollenes with custard and burst them under by blouse. The issue is the posserative pressure required. This will an...

It was a hot day in the dish washing room. The plates were flowing into the room as fast as they left it. That is when Jim came into the room to help out with things. Jim was a new dish washer this year and he was always pranking everyone, every chan...

So, it's just gone midnight on Saturday night......and what a day it's been! As promised, here comes a review of the weekend so far, and some top-secret preview pics! First off, today's prep......had a great offer of help from Jonny of 'Messy Mayh...

Had a new big package from my good friend Amazon (others retails also exist), I got a sexy long elegant halter neck evening dress, some basic school blouses, Black 50 Denier Velvet Opaque Hold Ups and a lovely little pleat chest blouse with Tie....

So we had an earthquake this week in the DC area. Highly unusual and gets you thinking about life and how short it is. Then comes round two in the form of a hurricane. It was anticipated to be a totally ugly monster, but luckily we only got a brui...

So it's now Monday evening, but for those of you reading these blogs in order I want to take you back to Saturday afternoon...when I left the last blog entry we had just finished filming the Halloween special (pics below), so now we have 15 gungey gi...

I love my new red dress. Its long and very sexy. I'm going to give is a bath tonight and when my water fun comes, I'm going to bombard it with custard. Looking forward to playing with that toy, so many possibilities.

I fount these little cupcakes, they come in a few flavoures these ones are cookies & cream and are great, iceing and they have a soft centre. So twice the mess.

I started out intending to just wet my nice red dress. But I ended up applying 2 big ready made custard. And instead of my dress. I covered a nice blouse and then went into the woods to finish the job

In a few weeks time I'm off to try out a new mudflat I've discovered. I'm feeling so excited about it and it illustrates how for me, much of the joy in mud fun is in the build-up to it. I can't wait, and have found myself of late constantly visualisi...

Whiling away the hours here on vacation and family and friend, talking about planning the next one. Talking about a cruise which got me thinking about what happened during my first one (a true story). Towards the end of the cruise (to nowhere ex...

The last part for now! We just wanted to say that, as Halloween 2011 is almost upon us, the whole TopGunge team would like to wish everyone a spooky weekend, and we've done a new trailer for our Halloween Special...we're not announcing it on the...

hey ladies, How many woman on here would like to see my boyfriend get messy? What would you like to see him covered in? I made him promised to get messy for you ladies if enough of you showed interest. Posting some pics let me know what you think. T...