OK, so I had what was probably the most awesome sex I've ever had in my life last night. I can't really talk to any of my friends about it, but I want to tell someone...so I figured, I'll sign up for UMD!! I would imagine you guys reading the messy forums might be interested.

My name is Taylor. I am a 21 year old male and I've always had a liking for messy sex. I introduced my fiancee to it and while she was hesitant at first, she gave it a try and really liked it! So she agreed to do it again sometime. Last night, we hit up the dollar store and bought all sorts of goodies like pudding, cake frosting, cake mix, and chocolate syrup. We got home and waited for her roommate to go to work. Once he had left, we watched a few messy porn videos that I had downloaded. She was quite turned on by some of them, and by the time we were done, she was just as excited as I was to begin. We packed a bit of weed in our bong and brought it along with the prepared cake mix, pudding, and syrup into the bathroom with us.

We started out by making a Jamaican hotbox. We got really high and undressed each other in the bathroom mirror. Beside the mirror, we had our bowls of cake mix and pudding. We passed the bong to each other and smoked and while she was taking a hit, I took a handful of the chocolate pudding and started to rub it all over her boobs. She loved the feeling of the warm chocolate pudding being rubbed on her bare skin. As I continued to put more and more pudding all over her body, she passed me the bong and I smoked it, even with chocolate all over my hands.

Keep in mind, the shower is still running, so the bathroom is quite warm. The mirror is starting to fog up from the intense heat. She takes another bong hit while I take more pudding and begin to coat her entire body in it. I love the feeling of her while she is slippery and slimy from the chocolate all over her body. She passes me the bong again and while I am taking a hit, she takes a handful of the cake batter and smears it all over my chest. It's very cold as I had it sitting in the fridge beforehand. We finish the bowl and start going crazy with our messy stuff. I take more and more cake mix and pudding and make sure that every inch of her is covered in the stuff and she does the same to me. We both then laid down on the floor and I continued to rub her, before I started eating her out.

I could tell she was really enjoying it, because she was wet as fuck. Every chocolate-covered finger that I slipped in her made her moan with pleasure. I enjoyed every second as I took more and more cake batter and made her even more slippery than before. She writhed around in it for a while and I started to make use of the chocolate syrup as well. It was so sexy to see all the syrup just run down her beautiful breasts as I played with her nipples and clit.

With our bodies completely covered in cake and pudding, we moved to the bathtub where I took the rest of the cake batter and just poured it all over her body. She shrieked a little bit at first as the cold cake batter touched her skin. The batter flowed down her breasts and stomach and down her vagina as well as she used her hands to spread the mixture around. We got down in the bathtub and she was in constant pleasure as I switched occasionally from going inside of her to fingering her extremely fast.

After much fondling, rubbing, kissing, and fucking, it all came to an awesome climax as I came all over her gooey chocolate cake breasts. Having multiple orgasms, she had trouble standing, but we showered together and cleaned up the bathroom as well (we made quite a mess).

What an amazing night!! And to make it even better, she said (whilst covered in the most delicious mix of messy stuff) that she LOVES messy sex. I'm so excited to do it all over again. Maybe next time, I'll bring a camera in with me for some pictures.