Just a quick blip before I go bouncing around Pieland for the day: Someone said to me this week, and I'm paraphrasing here, "You're impossibly perfect!" BINGO! Key word here is "impossibly"! See, lemme 'splain: I'm very aware that my profile...

I stood, shirtless, with my hands, as instructed, in the back pockets of my jeans as the uniformed female police officer slowly poured the contents of a large pot of beans down my pants. How did I get here? It all started when I attended a speed awa...

Just gonna rant here a sec, m'kay? I get the occasional email that basically says, for more or less, "Sorry to bother you..." Uh, no you're not, or you wouldn't be writing. And you start an email by apologizing? I'm supposed to forgive you for......

I had kind of a terrible session yesterday. Bought some standard and thick gunge a week or so ago. I also bought a tripod/ring light so I could have 2 of them as opposed to just one. One camera always has bright footage and clearer footage, and the o...

I am here at Messy Girl Studios with Mr.MG he is helping me set up my own store so I can take personal customs. New store, new and old never before seen (and some as seen on MG) coming soon. Stay tuned. DM me for customs, video chats/live shows, phot...

To all of my WAM friends who came to visit me over the years. Yesterday was a sad day as I was forced to say goodbye to my partner and lover of 19 years, my cat Inky. I know she really enjoyed meeting every single one of you and I hope you enjoyed m...

It's interesting how sometimes you just know certain things. He makes me feel like a fortune teller at times. A look across a dinner table, or a moment of locking eyes with a smile walking down the street, or in this case, looking up seeing him with...

This is an edited version of my post on Fetlife under the same user name. I was booked in for Sploshing Event at Townhouse on 31st July 2016, but unfortunately my car broke down the day before and I was gutted that I wasn't able to get to the event...

I never actually tried any of the WAM variations. I may be interresed in thick mud, I'm already interressedd into running a mudrun or similar race ("Spartan", etc). In the NL, they also have obstacles courses as "leisure places", called Poldersports...

Hi fellow wet lookers. I'm sure most of you wet and messy people have had this experience. You just see a body of water. You're fully clothed and something says, "I gotta get wet". Lets face it, getting wet in workwear or school wear is always one he...

Thank you for all your gorgeous pie suggestions! I'm spoiled for choice by so many fun and creative ideas I just uploaded a new video here, but it might not be published straight away You might be interested to know that I'm going live on Tiktok...

So last night whilst having a very mixed sleep I started dreaming about an ex partner and boy was it worth it. I remember this trip we took, I picked her up and started the journey she was wearing a purple t-shirt and black yoga pants, tight but not...

Aren't we lucky being WAM-lovers? For us, any supermarket is like a sex shop. Do you recognize that feeling? Walking in a store, imagining all the things you could get messy with? Things you can fuck, things you can pour in your undies, things you ca...

So i had a dream last night, don't know what would have brought it on but anyway that doesn't matter. It was about an ex partner who i had a very active and varied fetish sex life with, she was always up for wet clothes and didn't mind a bit of custa...

My best recollection of when it started for me as a young boy, was watching the Jungle Book and that sneaky snake wrapping his coils around Mowgli, and that started my mind going about what it would be like to feel those coils. Then I seen the movie...

This was meant to be a response to a thread about whether there needs to be a dating addition to the UMD however I bollocked on so long to the point that posting it there would completely derail the conversation there so I've posted it here for those...

All eyes are on the women's war games match. Two teams captained by fierce rivals Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley. So heated that the two made a side bet on the outcome of the match involving leftovers from the rosters thanksgiving feast. Who gets a fe...

I have a 6 month old yellow lab. She's really good at being a puppy and whines constantly to go outside and normally I don't mind. But the past month in the pacific northwest we have had more rain than we should have had all year. So the backyard...

Wake up after a couple of hours of sleep bright and early for my 21st. Hastily sort out some train tickets for about two hours time, and then head into the bathroom shaking like a bastard. Lie some plastic bags on the shower floor, bring laptop into...

Tonight was the night of the big game, with two of the best hockey teams going head-to-head for the championship. On one side was Coach Robert Kelvin's team, the Blackouts, versus my team, the Sabres. I had been coaching them for weeks, all the while...

I finally tried actually intentionally getting messy with a few different kinds of food and, to be completely honest, I didn't enjoy it. I didn't hate it; I just didn't feel anything. Well, anything other than just plain let down after all the hype I...

Just a quick story for you today, plucked from the archives. As I seem to recall this was inspired by a local press article at the time about a hairdressing saloon which would gunge and then parade around the town the poor young lady about to leave o...

I love getting all dirty. Any good ideas I love getting all dirty. Any good ideas? I love slime puddles and I love the way they feel all over me This feeling makes me feel good The mucus is sticky on the body I love getting all dirty. Any good idea...

This is part one of a fiction story which is based on REAL events that take place in NE Scotland. This is a tradition called BLACKENING THE BRIDE. YES, it is exactly what it sounds. In the weeks before her wedding, the Bride-to-be is covered in lo...

This is a fiction story based on REAL events in Scotland. I suggest you start from part one. Blackening the Bride - Part 4 - Solicitor I knew that sometime within the next six weeks, I was going to be blackened. I wasn't a stranger to the practice,...