Unfortunately, I'm not as able to indulge in indoor mud baths as often as I once was. Generally, I prefer my messy sessions to be as epic as I can make it ; I like to swim in it if I can. So the ideal mud bath for me usual involves quite a lengthy pe...

https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/02/18/pie-withdraw-again/ I guess I’m really having Pie in the Face Withdraw this time! It’s been almost a month and a half since I’ve gotten PIED and I need it soon again… before I go absolutely nuts! With...

So a little backstory I've been seeing my current partner for nearly 5 months now and everything is great we have had some mutual messy shaving foam fun and she loved it but now we are heading away for a weekend get away and the plan is to get re...

Thank you to all our fans this year. For the last day of the month, year and decade we are the Wammer of the Day Definitely the Best. Year. Heather for WAM Today we uploaded the missing gallery of Heather shoot https://umd.net/profile/i/pass-t...

I bathed in lake wearing a down jacket and leather pants. I came home completely wet!!!

Ladies' Day at the Races. For Jess. Part 1. By PrimeSlimeTime. UMD.net. 2020. Sitting in her office, Jess relaxed back in her chair, confident and relieved her sales for the month were closed and she had more than enough listings on her board, som...

Lately I've been thinking about the specific parts of wetlook that excite me. There are the obvious visual manifestations, such as clothing changing color, getting shiny, clinging, and going see through. There are also the tactile sensations like...

So, it might be a fantasy, but a question occurred to me a while back. Some may think it is dumb, but I'm going to ask it again anyway. Why is it that showers only have one purpose? That is, that its purpose is for cleaning. Why can't it be for getti...

So...I normally stay on the messy side of things, but a funny story from today. I was making up a bath (yeah, I'm a dude, and I take baths...helps my back...but either way) and in the course of going to close the drain, I instinctively moved the han...

I'm rather new to some of these unusual fetish's (such as seeing women in mud/quicksand) that I have come to be interested in, at first I thought there was something wrong with me but in time I have found that it's not just me thanks to the internet....

Jesus i'm bored. I want to pie guys, not talk about it. But I don't because I'm in a relationship with a non-wammer. I love him very much and because of that I don't want to humiliate him. Especially because he has no interest in humiliation or mess....

I've always had a fantasy of "bathing" in Gak, which back when I was a teen was a goopy substance pretty close to a non-Newtonian fluid commonly known as oobleck. Jayce, Jilly and the other girls from the House of Mess have me jealous with their mys...

Ladies' Day at the Races. For Jess. Part 2. By PrimeSlimeTime. UMD.net. 2020. They spent some time on the floor, Helen regaining her composure, Jess slipping off Helen's shoes, then her pants and her jacket, coveringher in slop from the floor then...

Mariah's messy meeting. For Mariah Part 1. By PrimeSlimeTime, UMD.net, 2020. Mariah was at her desk and livid, the steam almost visible blasting from her ears. The sheer incompetence from some employees ruining her day before it had started. Her c...

Things are progressing well for my first Patreon Driven piece of the year but that doesn't mean you guys still can't help choose a few details. As a refresher this piece is a sort of New Years Party Story; one for which I'm offering you a chance to c...

Mysty's life threatening essential oil mishap. Episode 1 (Complete). 42 pages. For: MYStique. (For her plastic pants scene). Also, for Alana Regina Elizabeth. Warning: Contains strong adult and sexual themes and elements of danger and serious pers...

Ladies' Day at the Races. For Jess. Part 3. Down on the farm. By PrimeSlimeTime. UMD.net. 2020. With the cleanup of themselves done, the trashed clothes thrown into the laundry for cleaning overnight they dressed in tops and knickers and settled...

Well to sum up things is this . I still will log on and still will have Minimal interactions w a few long time wam buddies i can trust . And still of course will browse videos and pics bc this is something I can't fully stay away from ever however p...

https://messmarciup.wordpress.com/2015/03/08/pi-day-a-tad-early/ With my Pie In The Face Withdraw being terribly high on a scale from one to ten being an ELEVEN… I’m going to have my Pi Day be a tad early! It will only be 3.9 instead of 3.14 but...

The thought of pieing someone is constantly in my mind... ever since I saw my first WAM video, my mind has been poisoned into needing to defile someone's face with a creamy, cloud-like pie! WHEN WILL MY LIFE REVERT BACK TO NORMALITY!!!! ^ Yeah,...

Does anyone else feel their mood or preference for WAM change every few hours or maybe each day? Sometimes I'll wake up and fantasize (thanks to a new friend of mine) about a cute woman being pied in the face, savoring each and every second she r...

Right in front of me on the table is a large Lemon Meringue Pie... It's a cool room temperature, my spoon leaning up against it as if trying to persuade me to eat it, which I intend to. But here's the hitch. Every time I reach for the spoon, I think...

This one was written a year or so ago when Megyn Kelly left Fox. Anyway I hope you enjoy it. Ron is bored. Ron is the producer in charge of the weekend chat show that is currently going out live on US TV on Sunday morning. The show was supposed to...

In a previous blog, I shared a story about my girlfriend at that time surprising me by going in the ocean fully clothed. I had mentioned that wasn't the only time during that trip that she got wet. Here's another installment from that same trip to th...