This one was written a year or so ago when Megyn Kelly left Fox. Anyway I hope you enjoy it.



Ron is bored. Ron is the producer in charge of the weekend chat show that is currently going out live on US TV on Sunday morning. The show was supposed to be a new star in the channels weekend schedule with the new host Megyn Kelly, a recent defect from Fox pulling in the ratings. Not happening.

Ron looks at the broadcast feed. There is Megyn looking gorgeous enough in her white dress and gold high heel sandals.

But the rest of the show content is a bore. Currently Megyn is interviewing a new wonder pastry chef who is showing Megyn all the samples he has brought from his overpriced restaurant in New York. And boy there is a lot of it. The set has tables of pies, sauces, cakes and Ron can tell Megyn is running out of nice things to say about it all.

Ron would be optimistic about the headline slot, which is next but he knows it will descend quickly into a clothes label promotion slot. Ivanka Trump is coming on to chat and while Ron knows that Megyn would like to talk about her politics and her Father the conversation will end up talking about the Ivanka Trump line in new shoes for the summer.

Ron watches Megyn fidget while the pastry chef goes on and on for the last 30 seconds of the slot. Finally, it's over and Megyn thanks him and asks if he is leaving the food behind. The chef assures her he is and Megyn says that all the crew will be really happy! Ron agrees that this, at least, is true. Megyn cuts to the commercial break.

Megyn moves over the chair and sofa section of the set and waits for the commercials to end she looks a bit down and Ron tries to cheer her up over the audio link. "Hey thanks for getting all that food"

"You're welcome" Megyn says "Some of it does look pretty good. That custard tart looks lovely, if fattening!"

"We'll save that for you!" promises Ron "Ok we are back in 15, all ready?" Megyn nods.

As soon as they are back on air Megyn beams for the camera and announces her main guest of the day Ivanka Trump! Megyn stands as Ivanka walks on looking radiant in a pale blue dress and some patterned heels.

Ivanka waves to the camera and walks on over to the sofa area where she and Megyn exchange pecks on each cheek. The two women sit down and start to chat and sure enough the clothes label looms large in the conversation.

Ron groans and begins to slump in his chair, it's like he can feel the ratings fall. Megyn changes tack stopping questions on politics and tries to get Ivanka off script another way. Megyn asks Ivanka if she has been to the wonder boy's pastry restaurant.

"No, not yet" says Ivanka a bit thrown by this change of tack.

"Well come look at some, they are fantastic!" says Megyn and Ivanka has little choice but to follow her host over to one of the food laden tables.

"I love the look of this strawberry pudding tart" says Megyn.

"Yeah it looks great, I agree but I am a real chocolate girl myself" laughs Ivanka relaxing a bit.

"So what about that chocolate mousse tort with coffee cream topping?" points Megyn.

"Wow that looks great! Can we get some?" laughs Ivanka.

"You know we should! Let's take both our favourites back to the chairs and we can get some cutlery in the break!"

"Great!" says Ivanka and the two of them pick up their respective desserts and walk back to toward the chairs.

Suddenly Ivanka stumbles a little and is waving the chocolate torte around! At one point it comes close to going in Megyn's face! But Ivanka recovers her footing and the two of the make it to the chairs!

"Wow! Though I was going to wear that for a moment!" jokes Megyn.

"Yeah! Sorry, I was all over the place there for a second!"

Ron has to conclude that was the best moment of the show so far but it's not really going to do them any great favors. If the pie had actually gone in Megyn's face that would have been real viral video stuff!

Megyn's diversion is only a temporary success Ivanka is asking what Megyn thinks of her shoes. Ron begins to slide down in his seat again. Then the slightly gormless Thomas comes into the control booth and says

"Kerry Washington is here!"

Ron looks at Thomas in his cryptic Star Wars themed t-shirt, a joke so inside less than 1 percent of the population would get it.

"What?"

"Kerry Washington is here"

"Kerry Washington, the TV star with die hard liberal views?"

"Yes"

"Kerry Washington who is supposed to be here next week!!!!"

"Yes" says Thomas quietly as he sees Ron's face start to colour up.

How could this day get any worse? thinks Ron. There is nothing else for it; he strides out of the booth to apologize to the star in the hope of her still coming back in seven days' time! Sure enough out in the side room is Kerry Washington in a great outfit of a black skirt and yellow top, clearly ready to go on TV.

Ron does his best to explain what has happened. Kerry looks more than a bit put out and asks who is on now? Maybe they could change it? Ron takes a deep breath and explains that Ivanka Trump is in the studio.

"Well you should let me go out there and talks some sense into her!" exclaims Kerry.

Ron starts to explain how that is impossible and then stops. It could be a disaster but how much worse can it be than the super bland infomercial stuff being beamed out right now.

"Well I guess we could" Ron says. Thomas stares at Ron slack jawed. "Give me two minutes and then go on when the green light comes on" Ron point to the light over the door to the studio floor.

"Great!" says Kerry. Thomas has not moved or changed his expression. Ron rushes back into the booth. Luckily nothing has gone wrong and the two women in the studio are still talking.

Ron takes a breath and opens the feed to Megyn's earbud and says "We are going to shake this up a bit" a nod from Megyn "Kerry Washington is going to join you." Megyn's eyes widen but there is no other reaction.

Ron pushes the button and into the studio comes Kerry. Ivanka is surprised but Megyn jumps and says "Well we have a surprise visitor who was in the neighbourhood and wanted to drop in! Join us Kerry!"

"Love to!" says Kerry and takes a seat on the sofa next to the startled Ivanka. "What are you guys talking about food?" Kerry looks at the two desserts on the coffee table.

"Those are our favourites from this great selection brought in by our earlier guest from 'Pastry Heaven'" explains Megyn.

"Oh that is a great place!" says Kelly "Did he bring a triple cream pie?"

"I'm not sure, have a look"

"That is divine" says Kerry springing up and scanning the tables of food "Yes! Here is one!" Kerry picks up a huge dome like pie and brings it over to the table. "This is my favourite, firm cream at the bottom, a soft cream dome and a filling of light fluffy cream; just divine!"

"Well it's just great we all have our picks now" says Megyn. "We can all try them a bit later."

Ivanka looks irritated at this unscripted change to events but rises to the challenge and asks "Kerry, what do you think of the new collections for next season?"

Kerry looks at Ivanka and says "You know Ivanka with all the problems we are facing as a society right now I just can't focus on something as trivial as clothes!" Kerry then launches into a long monologue about all the things going wrong in the US without mentioning Ivanka's father but it's very clear who she blames.

Ron is loving this in the box and is sensing the publicity and ratings this will bring. Megyn is giving Kerry just enough encouragement as she goes on but letting the diatribe continue! Megyn's body language is even better now looking more assertive, she looks hot sitting in profile in her white dress. Ivanka is looking less and less happy but still defiant.

Kerry starts to run out of steam a little and this gives Ivanka a chance to get a word in. "So all these big issues but you still have time for the detailed research at the 'Pastry Dream' into which dessert is best!" Ivanka's sarcasm is biting and Kerry looks a little stung.

"Well I still need to get out and see people and talk about these issues!" cries Kerry.

"Oh yes, big picture stuff like why this dessert is soooo great" says Ivanka picking up the triple cream pie Kerry had chosen.

"You don't appreciate anything except your own clothes!" Kerry states, jabbing a finger at Ivanka.

Ivanka's expression undergoes a change to superior smug mixed with mad "Well I guess you'll want this dessert back then?"

In the booth, Ron mutters "Oh she wouldn't"

But Kerry hasn't worked it out and cries "Damn right that one is mine! Let me have it!"

If Ivanka needed any further encouragement this is it, she says "Sure! Here!" and slaps the large multi-layered cream pie right in Kerry's face! Thick streaks of cream explode down Kerry's front, liberally spattering her yellow top and her black leather skirt. The large, partially broken, pastry crust is stuck to her face, the cream around it enveloping the front of her head, quite a lot of Kerry's long black hair is covered in cream.

Megyn has her hands up to her face is shock. Ivanka looks pleased with herself but the beginning of some doubts about this course of action are apparent as well. Ron is breathing hard in the booth but cannot say anything.

Kerry slowly reaches up to her face and starts to pick the pie crust off her features, revealing a thick plastering of cream. The other two women watch as Kerry slowly wipes her eyes. Next Kerry slowly gets up giving a better view of just how much of the explosive pie has sprayed down her; there are streaks of cream all the way to her knees. Kerry slowly starts toward one of the tables.

Megyn regains the power of speech "Well Ivanka, I'm not sure that was Kerry are you ok? Are you looking for a napkin?" Ivanka does now look a bit shamefaced but says nothing.

Kerry does not reply but reaches the table and it's not the napkins she is going for. Kerry picks up a huge jug, maybe two litres worth, of real raspberry sauce, deep red in colour with real seeds in. Kerry turns arounds and steps back toward the sofa area and the other two women!

"Kerry!" says Megyn "Look, I'm sure you are upset but"

But Megyn's blathering's seem to have no effect on Kerry while Ivanka sits seeming paralyzed and in denial of what might be about to happen to her.

Ron in the booth finds himself muttering under his breath "Do it, do it!"

Kerry arrives back beside the other seated pair stops and says slowly "Maybe you are right Ivanka we should discuss your clothes. This dress of yours needs more pattern!"

Ivanka's now slighty pleading expression has not effect. Kerry slowly pours the sauce in Ivanka's lap, moving the falling stream around on her hips and then down over her thighs. The effect on Ivanka's pail blue dress is devastating, it has become a slick red, clinging in a sticky way to her thighs. There is pool of the sauce between her thighs. Ivanka looks down at this mess in horror!

"Now the two of you just need to calm down." Starts Megyn who can see where this might go.

But Ivanka looks up at Megyn furious! "You have bought me on your useless show just to humiliate me! Well you can have your dessert too!" Ivanka gets up, sauce dripping off the front of her dress, picks up the custard tart on the coffee table and pushes it firmly in Megyn's face! Megyn's pie is not as explosive as Kerry's but deeper and thicker. The front half of Megyn's head goes into the pasty case, bright yellow lumpy custard filing oozing into her blonde hair and dropping in big blobs around her bare shoulders and collar bones.

"Oh, she is gonna flip." Mutters Ron in the booth, ignoring the signal to go to a commercial break.

Back in the studio Ivanka is making her way to the tables where she grabs a second triple cream pie! Ivanka steps over toward Kerry!

"Don't you even think about it!" says Kerry. But it becomes clear Ivanka has indeed thought about it. Instead of hurling the pie at Kerry she waits for her moment, sees it and deftly pushes Kerry so that she flops forward over the sofa she was standing behind. It is easy for Ivanka to flip up Kerry's short leather skirt to reveal Kerry's firm curvaceous behind in some nice black lacy panties!

"No! No!" wails Kerry but of course this makes no difference; Ivanka slaps the large deep pie right on Kerry's bottom! Not content with the initial explosive cream mess Ivanka rubs the pie around spreading thick cream mess all over Kerry's bum and over the top of her thighs.

"Oh my god. " Mutters Ron.

Ivanka is looking pleased with herself but has not been keeping track of everyone. Megyn has got up and gone to the food table and returned with a bowl of chocolate pudding with strawberry cream topping. Ivanka is watching Kerry struggle to stand up so does not register Megyn until she is next to her.

In the box Ron is breathless with anticipation!

Megyn does not disappoint! Megyn puts the bowl of pudding over Ivanka's head and twists it down! The sloppy pudding slides down Ivanka's long blonde hair as her jaw drops open in shock. Soon chocolate pudding is splattering down onto her dress shoulders, a mixture of pudding with some cream topping has oozed down over Ivanka's forehead!

"Oh yes, yes" mutters Ron in the box. Thomas who has appeared in the box at some point just stares speechless as this spectacle!

Back on stage Kerry has managed to get off the back of the sofa and upright, restoring some small measure of her dignity and is impressed with Megyn's work on Ivanka and says as he comes round to the other two women, "Oh yeah, that is showing her! Great work"

Megyn however replies "I would not have needed to do this if you had not provoked her and started all this! I'm trying to establish a serious current affairs show here not some slapstick special"

"I started it!!!" Kerry is outraged at this suggestion "She pushed the pie in my face!"

"But I think you provoked her." Retorts Megyn.

"That was not a provocation!" cries Kerry "This is a provocation!" and she steps over to the table for another of the hug jugs of raspberry sauce, liquid but viscous with its own seeds. Kerry steps back over to the other two and without any further discussion she pulls open the front of Megyn's tight white off the shoulder dress and pours the sauce down into it, over Megyn's breasts in her strapless white lacy bra. The effect on Megyn's boobs, dress and bra is ruinous, a deep red stickiness spreads over Megyn's whole front down to her waist.

Megyn stares down at the mess and even pulls open her dress to examine the mess inside. Which means she has not noticed Ivanka getting moving. Ivanka has found the largest and most delicious looking chocolate cake from the food selection, it is a good 40cm in diameter, 15 cm deep with an intricate bright blue cream cream creation on top. Ivanka has managed to carry this massive dessert over and has put it on Megyn's chair!

All this has happened behind Megyn who has not seen what the First Daughter is up to but in the box it's clear to Ron and Thomas what the plan is! Megyn is pretty much in front of the chair and her shaply butt in her tight white dress is not far from the cake, but its clear it is going to get closer and meet a messy fate! Ron and Thomas watch rapt. The demands for a commercial break have stopped hitting Ron's desk he has ignored so many!

Kerry has the chance to alert Megyn to her imminent messy humiliation but she is in no mood to help so she just watches as Ivanka takes Megyn firmly by the shoulders and sits her down firmly in the huge cake!

Ron and Thomas cheer in unison!

The cake oozes out spreading around Megyn's behind as it is squashed! Stickiness soaks through her dress easily and completely to her entire bottom. Megyn lets out a groan! After a few moments Megyn slowly gets up from her very messy chair, her behind is thickly plastered in pulped cake, her white dress is now in a pretty messy state.

Kerry has paid a visit to the food selection had has returned with a tray of eight different pies.

"Megyn, why don't we let Ivanka here try some more of the 'Pastry Heaven' selection?" prompts Kerry. Megyn is quick on the uptake and takes a coffee cream pie, which she lets Ivanka have right in the face!

Kerry follows this with a strawberry pudding pie, which she squashes on Ivanka right boob before rubbing it in! Megyn follows this lead taking a blueberry tart and rubbing it over Ivanka's left boob. Kerry's next choice is a custard pie which she lets Ivanka have in the face with a firm slap! This creamy yellow creation contrasting nicely with the coffee pudding pie already there.

Megyn delivers a large cherry flan to Ivanka's stomach to continue the ruin of her dress. Kerry uses a matching pair of lime cheesecakes to give Ivanka a pie sandwich. Kerry smoothes the pies down Ivanka's long blonde hair to make sure none is left clean!

There is only one pie left of the selection made by Kerry, a large, deep lemon pudding flan with some cream topping. Kerry says to Megyn "Go on let her have it!"

Megyn picks up the pie and turns toward the paralyzed heavily pied Ivanka, but then turns and uses her free hand to lift up the front of Kerry's short black leather skirt treating the viewing public to their second look at Kerry's black lacy panties. This view is obscured when Megyn slaps the large pie onto the front of Kerry's hips and slowly twists it in. It is Kerry's turn for her jaw to sag open! Megyn enjoys rubbing this pie in and carries on for a while.

Unfortunately for Megyn this gives Ivanka time to recover her sight and get hold of a pair of cherry flans. Ivanka comes up behind Megyn and slaps the pies together with Megyn's head in between! Cherry filling explodes outward! Then Ivanka slowly rubs the pies around on Meygn's head, which becomes a red slimy blob very quickly with lumps of flan base stuck to it.

Ivanka turns from the stunned Megyn to Kerry who still seems in shock from her last humiliation. Ivanka seizes her chance, grabs the neckline of Kerry's yellow, cream splattered top and in a show of surprising strength rips it in two and pulls the two halves of the shredded top down Kerry's arms and off her completely. Kerry grasps in shock after having her panties displayed and pied on TV now she has only her black lacy half cup bra on above the waist! Worse is to come as Ivanka has a large jug of custard to hand that she pours all over Kerry's boobs, filling and soaking her bra. A thick stream of custard runs down over Kerry's stomach and down the front of her black skirt.

Things get even worse for Kerry, because Megyn has taken this chance to get a jug of the raspberry sauce Kerry so enjoyed pouring over the other two women. Megyn slowly pours this over Kerry's head carefully covering all of her thick dark hair turning it into thick sticky ropes of mess.

Ivanka loves this, laughing at Kerry but Megyn is still working, she takes a large chocolate cake and comes round behind Ivanka clearly taking care not to block the camera's view. Ivanka is still giggling at Kerry when Megyn lifts up the back of her dress to reveal her bottom in some white lacy panties!

In the box Ron nearly fumbles it in his excitement but zooms in on the First Daughters' behind in time to get the close up of Megyn slapping the cake on it and slowly rubbing it around! Ivanka's giggles die at the moment of impact and a soft groan can be heard from her instead! Once Megyn is sure she has rubbed the cake around enough, getting chocolate mess all over Ivanka's bum and upper thighs she lets her dress fall and presses the dress to Ivanka's messy behind.

Ivanka mutters "I can't believe you have done this too me!"

This seems to snap Kelly back out of her mess induced trance and she looks down at her mess plastered state, takes a deep breath and says "You know Ivanka we should thank Megyn for being such a great host today"

"We should" Agrees Ivanka.

"Oh I think Megyn is going to get it bad now" says Ron in the box. Thomas just stares at the screen, still slack jawed.

Kerry gets a huge strawberry cake and puts it on Megyn's chair. The two guests then help Megyn back into the chair and sit her firmly in the cake! Ivanka takes a pureed kiwi flan and pushes it in Megyn's face. Kerry gets a huge bowl of rich chocolate sauce and pours it in Megyn's lap. Ivanka pours butterscotch sauce all over Megyn's feet ruining her sandal type shoes.

Kerry has a huge bowl of trifle that she puts over Megyn's head slowly screwing it down before lifting off the empty bowl to reveal the mess beneath. Ivanka finds a jug of custard to pour in a steady stream over Megyn's boobs.
"Well, it has been great Megyn but we must be going" says Kerry.

"Yes, all the best" says Ivanka with false warmth and the two guests walk off the stage leaving the motionless Megyn sitting in her mess plastered state.

Ron, zooms in on the still host who after a moment of mess dripping slowly down her body, carefully wipes her eyes clear, splutters a bit but then manages to say "Well folks thanks for watching and be sure to tune in next week!"

The screen fades out at Ron's command, who then turns to Thomas and says "I'm either fired or a hero but I don't care that was great!"