The thought of pieing someone is constantly in my mind... ever since I saw my first WAM video, my mind has been poisoned into needing to defile someone's face with a creamy, cloud-like pie! WHEN WILL MY LIFE REVERT BACK TO NORMALITY!!!!


^
Yeah, those were my thoughts around 5 years ago. And now? Yeah, not so much. Everyone in the world has a fetish. If someone tells you that they don't, they're lying. Whether they like to kiss someone's toes or cover themselves in custard, everyone has something.

And since talking to people here I've come to the conclusion = Don't be afraid of embracing it. I can't bear the thought of the amount of years I've lived within a relationship knowing full well what I wanted to do with someone, yet never having the confidence to tell them. I'd say to always remember a partner might have a similar fetish they're just as scared of telling you.

Though I have yet to pie, or even be pied (Something else this place has taught me is to be completely open to new experiences... and condiments ) and without giving too much away, I'm not much of a relationship person anymore. But if I were to have one, I think I'd have the confidence to tell them what I am into (Not on the first date obviously... unless they tell me first, that is, in which case, fuck the after dinner Coffee!)

My first step of learning has been accepting it:

"I want to pie someone in the face! I want to experiment with Wet and Messy things!"

^
Now refer back to the very first paragraph. Would I have even dreamt of saying those words 5 years ago? Not a snowball's chance in hell. Look back across your journey and be proud ^^