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1 ½ years

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About Me:

Looking to chat and share with like minded pie lovers. Enjoy role playing and collaborating on slapstick situations. Pies, cakes, humiliation, femdom, sissy, faceplants, self pie, transgender, cross dressing, male, female, bi

Signature: Give me that pie!

I'm here to: Chat with friends

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friday

Added a caption contest entry: "Look! A standing ovation!"

25 days ago

Commented on the video Love Island Audition (Trailer), "Hell yeah man, work that yummy cock while you pie yourself-and me-to orgasm!"

26 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Stellar facial abuse"

26 days ago

Commented on the video Girl Laughs at Cream Pie Humiliation, "You really are the spiritual successor to the Stooges with the humiliation you endure and your reactions. Loved calling this! Wish your download store was still around!"

3/25/26

Commented on a photo: "That's the dream!"

3/16/26

Added a caption contest entry: "Why yes, we DO serve cream pie here sir!"

3/14/26

Commented on a photo: "This is the dream right, your fave emerging from pied, humiliated bliss, only to be slammed again with another huge pie, and epic SPLAT pushing you back as your cock twitches with excitement"

3/13/26

Added a caption contest entry: "Creamed.his face as well."

3/12/26

Commented on a photo: "HOLY!!! Just amazing, thought it was just a hot still pic, but then we get a gif of a perfect pie hit while showing off your cock!"

2/27/26

Commented on a photo: "Same thing happened to me this morning with the left over Cool Whip remnants in the fridge. Pied my face and cock, then jerked off in the shower and cleaned up. Easy peasy!"

2/27/26

Commented on MasterPandaTX's profile: "My work hasn't taken me to your neck of the woods as yet, but I'd love to meet for a pie session if it does!"

2/23/26

Commented on a photo: "You seem excited."

2/23/26

Added a caption contest entry: "I can't decide where to lick first"

2/2/26

Commented on a photo: "I didn't know it was in the vault! Would you ever consider releasing the vid of you taking a face full of chocolate syrup as you hold the small cup of ice cream?"

1/28/26

Commented on a photo: "Will this masterpiece ever be released as a download?!?!"

All My Wams

Wam Party

1/27/26

Was surprised with an unexpected pie by WVPiedGuy

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The Man in the Pie Castle

Friended 9/5/25

HarmlessFunGuy

Friended 8/23/25

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