balthazarlocksley's profile

Location:

The Bake-Off

Last on:

21 mins ago

Time here:

1 year

Comments:

153

Followers:

UMD ID:

151943

Signature:

Give me that pie!

I'm here to:

Chat with friends

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About Me:

Looking to chat and share with like minded pie lovers. Enjoy role playing and collaborating on slapstick situations. Pies, cakes, humiliation, femdom, sissy, faceplants, self pie, transgender, cross dressing, male, female, bi

Last Actions

6 hours ago

Added a caption contest entry: "Why yes, we DO serve cream pie here sir!"

saturday

Commented on a photo: "This is the dream right, your fave emerging from pied, humiliated bliss, only to be slammed again with another huge pie, and epic SPLAT pushing you back as your cock twitches with excitement"

friday

Added a caption contest entry: "Creamed.his face as well."

thursday

Commented on a photo: "HOLY!!! Just amazing, thought it was just a hot still pic, but then we get a gif of a perfect pie hit while showing off your cock!"

12 days ago

Added a caption contest entry: "What would you like to lick first?"

13 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Holy fuck man you got me rubbing myself raw!"

13 days ago

Commented on the video Pied and Plugged, "What a great slow burn. You definitely deserve something thicker inside you while taking MANY more pies"

13 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Love the mouth wide open with anticipation as your hairy cock and balls tease us"

13 days ago

Commented on a photo: "DAAAAAMNNN! WOW"

13 days ago

Commented on a photo: "MY GOD!"

13 days ago

Commented on the video Pied and Plugged, "Would love to plug you and suck that hairy pied cock"

13 days ago

Commented on a photo: "OMG! Damn this is HOTT"

17 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Same thing happened to me this morning with the left over Cool Whip remnants in the fridge. Pied my face and cock, then jerked off in the shower and cleaned up. Easy peasy!"

17 days ago

Commented on MasterPandaTX's profile: "My work hasn't taken me to your neck of the woods as yet, but I'd love to meet for a pie session if it does!"

21 days ago

Commented on a photo: "You seem excited."

All My Wams

Wam Party

1/27/26

Was surprised with an unexpected pie by WVPiedGuy

4/19/25

Turned shavingcreampie's head into a pie sandwich

Friended 10/13/24

Friended 10/12/24

Friended 10/11/24

Friended 13 days ago

Friended 10/10/25

Friended 10/12/25

Friended 10/11/24

Friended 17 days ago

Friended 5/20/25

Friended 22 days ago

Friended 9/28/25

Friended 11 days ago

Friended 1/5/26

Friended 9/8/25

The Man in the Pie Castle

Friended 9/5/25

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