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Why yes, we DO serve cream pie here sir!
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Photo: SPLATmondayreport
This is the dream right, your face emerging from pied, humiliated bliss, only to be slammed again with another huge pie, an epic SPLAT pushing you back as your cock twitches with excitement
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Photosaturdayreport
Creamed.his face as well.
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Photofridayreport
HOLY!!! Just amazing, thought it was just a hot still pic, but then we get a gif of a perfect pie hit while showing off your cock!
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Photothursdayreport
What would you like to lick first?
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Photo14 days agoreport
Holy fuck man you got me rubbing myself raw!
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Photo15 days agoreport
What a great slow burn. You definitely deserve something thicker inside you while taking MANY more pies
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Video: Pied and Plugged15 days agoreport
Love the mouth wide open with anticipation as your hairy cock and balls tease us
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Photo15 days agoreport
DAAAAAMNNN! WOW
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Photo15 days agoreport
MY GOD!
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Photo15 days agoreport
Would love to plug you and suck that hairy pied cock
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Video: Pied and Plugged15 days agoreport
OMG! Damn this is HOTT
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Photo15 days agoreport
Same thing happened to me this morning with the left over Cool Whip remnants in the fridge. Pied my face and cock, then jerked off in the shower and cleaned up. Easy peasy!
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Photo19 days agoreport
My work hasn't taken me to your neck of the woods as yet, but I'd love to meet for a pie session if it does!
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User: MasterPandaTX19 days agoreport
You seem excited.
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Photo23 days agoreport
I can't decide where to lick first
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Photo23 days agoreport
I didn't know it was in the vault! Would you ever consider releasing the vid of you taking a face full of chocolate syrup as you hold the small cup of ice cream?
Photo2/2/26report
Will this masterpiece ever be released as a download?!?!
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Photo1/28/26report
Need proof
Photo: 021/27/26report
Wanna see that 1st crotch hit!
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Photo: 021/26/26report
My goodness this-and you-are hott!!
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Photo: 091/26/26report
This is a CLASSIC, messy slapstick fetish done PERFECTLY!
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Photo1/15/26report
Just classic!
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Photo: Top 011/3/26report
This is so hott I'd love to join you in the mess
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Photo: Top 091/3/26report
So hott in so many ways, love the self pie shellacking made all the more sexy with you in your nighty. Miss your messy exploits!
Photo10/28/25report
Miss pies smashing into your beautiful face
User: Holland10/28/25report
You should wear this outfit with gloves!
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Photo10/27/25report
Unbelievable
Photo10/26/25report
Love when the pie sticks to your face
Photo10/26/25report
Love this and you
Photo10/26/25report
This makes me immediately hard
Photo10/26/25report
Last time I say GIMME THAT PIE
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Photo10/15/25report
MY GOD! When will this be available to buy?!?!
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Video: Sneak Peek10/14/25report
Perfect
Photo: Oh that looks great10/12/25report
Stunning
Photo: More pie?10/12/25report
Love that look of shock and humiliation
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Photo: Two cakings!10/12/25report
Don't mind if I doBWAHAHAHHA!
Photo: "Go ahead, laugh and make fun."10/12/25report
You look silly too, it's a set!
Photo: Well, I definitely FEEL silly.10/12/25report
This is a Bakerman70 cartoon brought to life. So basically a dream come true!
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Photo9/24/25report
Wow!
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Photo9/16/25report
Do you ever meet up with people visiting your area?
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User: MasterPandaTX9/16/25report
Ha! Destroyed!
Photo9/3/25report
When will this download be (re)released?
Photo8/31/25report
Who threw that pie?!?
Photo: No more pies, please?8/25/25report
It's like the sword of Damocles was hanging over your head--SPLAT
Photo: I don't look silly do I?8/25/25report
Love how you pie your chest and leave the plates on there!
Photo: Hope you think this is funnny! "sigh"8/25/25report
Again, like imagining that's me delivering creamy humiliation to your stooge face
Photo: Wait- Is that another pi-! SPLAT!8/25/25report
This one is great because it looks like someone is pieing you. I can almost imagine that's my hand delivering the pie to your stooge face!
Photo: A pie in the clown's face! (LAUGH)8/25/25report
This one is great because it looks like someone is pieing you
Photo: A pie in the clown's face! (LAUGH)8/25/25report
So, I'm gonna assume that means I DON'T get the job.
Photo: 068/25/25report
I need this on repeat for eternity
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Photo8/23/25report
I don't know what turned me on more, seeing you pie your stooge face or hearing that woman mocking and laughing at your creamy humiliation
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Video: Baked Crust Pie in the Face8/23/25report
Wotta stooge!
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Video: Cream Pie in the Face a Dozen Times8/23/25report
This video makes me cum so much! The perfect encapsulation of erotic and hilarious and humiliating, everything I love about this fetish!
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Video: Coloring with Pies8/22/25report
Would love to lick that shaft as you pie yourself
Photo7/19/25report
Work that hairy cock and take that pie
Photo7/19/25report
I'd use that excess cream to jerk off your hot cock
Photo7/19/25report
I never get tired of watching you pie yourself with your hot cock out for all to admire
Photo7/19/25report
That cock is to die for, and I get even more excited after you smash that pie into your face and look stunned
Photo7/19/25report
My god your cock is beautiful
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Photo7/19/25report
Total fetish destruction
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Photo7/6/25report
Pie orgasm
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Photo5/22/25report
Clown Julie was the best! You're carrying on her tradition!
Photo5/22/25report
Very Clown Julie
Photo5/20/25report
Please pie me dressed like this
Photo5/19/25report
Even better closer
Photo5/19/25report
Wow
Photo5/19/25report
Such a lovely destruction and humiliation
Photo5/19/25report
Hello beautiful
Photo5/19/25report
Love you in gloves
Photo5/19/25report
Love this
Photo5/19/25report
Unbelievable
Photo5/19/25report
Amazing
Photo5/19/25report
Brilliant
Photo5/19/25report
Yowza!
Photo5/19/25report
I deserve itplease pie me dressed like thatsmash it right in my face
Photo5/19/25report
Oh my
Photo5/19/25report
Stunning
Photo5/19/25report
My goodness!
Photo5/19/25report
So sexylean that camera down more though.
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Photo5/19/25report
Goodness gracious but are you a lovely sight!
Photo5/19/25report
Your willingness to be humiliated and destroyed is such a turn on
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Photo5/18/25report
That really is just a beautiful cock, and a great pie sandwich!
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Photo4/20/25report
Amazing halo
Photo4/19/25report
Lovely pies sandwich! Have you ever pied your underarms?
Photo: Final pie sandwich of 2017!4/19/25report
Haha! So great, especially when it falls onto your bushy crotch
Photo4/19/25report
That cock needs to be worshipped while you're looking like that
Photo4/19/25report
What a lovely pied stooge
Photo4/19/25report
Wowjust wowif you stay like that I'll lick you clean
Photo4/19/25report
Your cock is majestic, especially covered in cream
Photo4/19/25report
Wow, work that huge, thicc pied cock
Photo4/19/25report
Your content is amazing, love that you enjoy not only barraging yourself with pies but also showing off that beautiful cock. Your 10 piebvideonis unbelievable! Do you still post content?
Photo: Starting it off!4/19/25report
I like the pie hits on your chest!
Photo: Tried a frozen pie crust :)4/19/25report
So hilarious yet so fucking sexy
Photo4/19/25report
Would be fun to lick that shaft as you pie yourself
Photo: Taking the pie :)4/19/25report
Simultaneously erotic and hilarious, just the best
Photo: Two for the price of one? Sure!4/19/25report
You love showing off that amazing cock. I don't blame you. It looks delicious. Wonderful pies
Photo: kicking back and relaxing :)4/19/25report
What a pie hit! And then the stroking gets faster
Photo4/19/25report
Would be amazing to lick that huge shaft clean
Photo: Ready to add more cream to this colorful mess4/19/25report
I can't adequately explain how much this GIF turns me on.
Photo4/19/25report
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