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Love this, so well thought out and so HOT!
Photothursdayreport
Pic and description are epic!
Photothursdayreport
Love the hands as your face is mercilessly abused with pastries
Photothursdayreport
Amazing
Photothursdayreport
Panic but.we can't see it..arousal as well?
Photo: Panic sets in as the pies approach!thursdayreport
I like the thought you've put into all these humiliating punishments. Makes it even better!
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Photo: Taught a nasty lesson I'll never forget... GUNGEDthursdayreport
This is unbelievable!
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Photo: Taught a nasty lesson I'll never forget... GUNGEDthursdayreport
The perfect type of torture for his ilk
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Photo: Punish a prudish clean freak? Naked pie torture!thursdayreport
Perfect for a stooge like you!
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Photo: Clown outfit too cruel? Ok, naked for your pies!thursdayreport
Oh my!
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Photo: Punish a prudish clean freak? Naked pie torture!thursdayreport
Wellat least I can clean this off quickly
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Photo: Plasteredtuesdayreport
Just minding your business and SPLAT!
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Phototuesdayreport
Pied mid complaint
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Phototuesdayreport
I demand to see the managMMMMPPHH
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Phototuesdayreport
Hell yeah, this is gonna be good!
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Photo: 0 - ready and waitingtuesdayreport
Damn.this is niceREALLY nice
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Photo: Pie slut! mondayreport
The rub a dub would be fun
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Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub12 days agoreport
@uyt imagining being submerged in there with you..
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Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub12 days agoreport
More of THIS content please!
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Photo15 days agoreport
@uyt we can take itblow past that R rating and scandalize us.
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Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub15 days agoreport
Can just imagine the fun AFTER the video ended
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Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub16 days agoreport
Keep coming back to this and may argue it's the greatest WAM photo ever
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Photo18 days agoreport
This is like a Bakerman drawing brought to life!
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Photo26 days agoreport
Nothing better than orgasmic pie action!
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Photo26 days agoreport
But gained a huge erection
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Photo: Lost his pants and his dignity27 days agoreport
How much of a heads up do you need if I'm in the area. Traveling to TX for work in August and may have some time carved out to visit
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Scene: Cody's WAM Initiation5/7/26report
Just utterly amazing! I'm so super jealous!
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Scene: Cody's WAM Initiation5/6/26report
Damn! Wish I was close by and could book a session! Great pics!
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Photo5/6/26report
That one muscle is quite noticeable
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Photo: Muscles and pies? Yes please5/4/26report
Uh, think you have a little something on your cock
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Photo5/2/26report
You are the BEST at pummeling yourself with pastries, it's turns me on IMMENSELY! Love how it starts with you looking resigned to your creamy fate, only to be BLASTED again! AWESOME work!
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Video: Blueberry Pie4/29/26report
Look! A standing ovation!
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Photo4/24/26report
Hell yeah man, work that yummy cock while you pie yourself-and me-to orgasm!
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Video: Love Island Audition (Trailer)4/2/26report
Stellar facial abuse
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Photo: 14/1/26report
You really are the spiritual successor to the Stooges with the humiliation you endure and your reactions. Loved calling this! Wish your download store was still around!
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Video: Girl Laughs at Cream Pie Humiliation4/1/26report
That's the dream!
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Photo: Endless pies3/25/26report
Why yes, we DO serve cream pie here sir!
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Photo: SPLAT3/16/26report
This is the dream right, your face emerging from pied, humiliated bliss, only to be slammed again with another huge pie, an epic SPLAT pushing you back as your cock twitches with excitement
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Photo3/14/26report
Creamed.his face as well.
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Photo3/13/26report
HOLY!!! Just amazing, thought it was just a hot still pic, but then we get a gif of a perfect pie hit while showing off your cock!
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Photo3/12/26report
Same thing happened to me this morning with the left over Cool Whip remnants in the fridge. Pied my face and cock, then jerked off in the shower and cleaned up. Easy peasy!
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Photo2/27/26report
My work hasn't taken me to your neck of the woods as yet, but I'd love to meet for a pie session if it does!
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User: MasterPandaTX2/27/26report
You seem excited.
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Photo2/23/26report
I can't decide where to lick first
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Photo2/23/26report
I didn't know it was in the vault! Would you ever consider releasing the vid of you taking a face full of chocolate syrup as you hold the small cup of ice cream?
Photo2/2/26report
Will this masterpiece ever be released as a download?!?!
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Photo1/28/26report
Need proof
Photo: 021/27/26report
Wanna see that 1st crotch hit!
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Photo: 021/26/26report
My goodness this-and you-are hott!!
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Photo: 091/26/26report
This is a CLASSIC, messy slapstick fetish done PERFECTLY!
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Forum pic1/15/26report
Just classic!
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Photo: Top 011/3/26report
This is so hott I'd love to join you in the mess
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Photo: Top 091/3/26report
So hott in so many ways, love the self pie shellacking made all the more sexy with you in your nighty. Miss your messy exploits!
Forum pic10/28/25report
Miss pies smashing into your beautiful face
User: Holland10/28/25report
You should wear this outfit with gloves!
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Forum pic10/27/25report
Unbelievable
Forum pic10/26/25report
Love when the pie sticks to your face
Forum pic10/26/25report
Love this and you
Forum pic10/26/25report
This makes me immediately hard
Forum pic10/26/25report
Last time I say GIMME THAT PIE
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Photo10/15/25report
MY GOD! When will this be available to buy?!?!
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Video: Sneak Peek10/14/25report
Perfect
Photo: Oh that looks great10/12/25report
Stunning
Photo: More pie?10/12/25report
Love that look of shock and humiliation
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Photo: Two cakings!10/12/25report
Don't mind if I doBWAHAHAHHA!
Photo10/12/25report
You look silly too, it's a set!
Photo10/12/25report
This is a Bakerman70 cartoon brought to life. So basically a dream come true!
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Forum pic9/24/25report
Wow!
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Photo9/16/25report
Do you ever meet up with people visiting your area?
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User: MasterPandaTX9/16/25report
Ha! Destroyed!
Photo9/3/25report
When will this download be (re)released?
Photo8/31/25report
Who threw that pie?!?
Photo8/25/25report
It's like the sword of Damocles was hanging over your head--SPLAT
Photo8/25/25report
Love how you pie your chest and leave the plates on there!
Photo8/25/25report
Again, like imagining that's me delivering creamy humiliation to your stooge face
Photo8/25/25report
This one is great because it looks like someone is pieing you. I can almost imagine that's my hand delivering the pie to your stooge face!
Photo8/25/25report
This one is great because it looks like someone is pieing you
Photo8/25/25report
So, I'm gonna assume that means I DON'T get the job.
Photo: 068/25/25report
I need this on repeat for eternity
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Photo8/23/25report
I don't know what turned me on more, seeing you pie your stooge face or hearing that woman mocking and laughing at your creamy humiliation
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Video: Baked Crust Pie in the Face8/23/25report
Wotta stooge!
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Video: Cream Pie in the Face a Dozen Times8/23/25report
This video makes me cum so much! The perfect encapsulation of erotic and hilarious and humiliating, everything I love about this fetish!
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Video: Coloring with Pies8/22/25report
Would love to lick that shaft as you pie yourself
Photo7/19/25report
Work that hairy cock and take that pie
Photo7/19/25report
I'd use that excess cream to jerk off your hot cock
Photo7/19/25report
I never get tired of watching you pie yourself with your hot cock out for all to admire
Photo7/19/25report
That cock is to die for, and I get even more excited after you smash that pie into your face and look stunned
Photo7/19/25report
My god your cock is beautiful
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Photo7/19/25report
Total fetish destruction
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Forum pic7/6/25report
Clown Julie was the best! You're carrying on her tradition!
Forum pic5/22/25report
Very Clown Julie
Forum pic5/20/25report
Please pie me dressed like this
Forum pic5/19/25report
Even better closer
Forum pic5/19/25report
Wow
Forum pic5/19/25report
Such a lovely destruction and humiliation
Forum pic5/19/25report
Hello beautiful
Photo5/19/25report
Love you in gloves
Photo5/19/25report
Love this
Photo5/19/25report
Unbelievable
Photo5/19/25report
Amazing
Photo5/19/25report
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