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Guys and girls lube up with slimy nuru gel (methylcellulose / Natrasol type lotion) and massage them with their naked bodies. Then very happy endings...

It's Saturday Night, the telly is on and Vole Gingerbeard is hosting "Vole's Garden Soiree" a programme for adults. There's a vote where a gorgeous woman could get gunged. It's a vote on modern students... the fuddy-duddy professor vs the sexy student. Vole is saying... "We have two ideal candidates for the gunge tank vote this week. These two people represent the two opposite extremes of a universal debate, whether modern students are lazy and mollycoddled. The two candidates in question are Faerie Willow and Professor Whitestar, and have been feuding for months about this. So we will let the nation decide, to settle the debate once and for all." But we all know it's the fella that always gets it on these things. How many time have we hoped the hot girl gets it, only to find it's the guy getting gunged? But... Maybe not this time though...