completely nude and armed with bottles of mustard, ketchup, mayo, and blue cheese dressing, I slather each condiment all over my bare skin, from my toes to my tits. As the colors blend into a wild, abstract masterpiece on my body, I scoop it all into a massive slop bucket, mixing it into a gooey, swirling concoction that makes my skin prickle with excitement. I pour the bucket all over myself and have a blast wallowing in the smelly goo Features lots of fun unscripted banter as i talk about the sensations and why i love getting messy!

Kaydens and Jade greet you and say that they made a giant volcano cake, with icing and corn syrup and pink batter. They then decorate it on camera with white cream, so it looks like a snow covered mountain... but oops... when Jade "accidentally" slops cream on Kaydens, Kaydens takes immediate revenge and the messy madness is on. The 2 girls are soon well covered in pie cream all over. Kaydens then ups the ante, by dumping a bucket of pink cake batter on Kaydens' head, and then the girls can't resist sucking their dildos. Jade exposes her tits, before Kaydens dumps yellow slime all over her, as Jade gives her dildo a titwank, then Jade gets revenge dumping pink cake batter on Kaydens' head, while she sucks off her dildo. Kaydens then dumps heaped handfuls of dark green slime into Jade's face and tits, and then dumps more of that green slime over herself! When their volcano cake fails to erupt spectacularly (something you won't have a problem with, I am sure) the girls decide to do cake sitting (Jade in her knickers, and Kaydens bare arsed). They then rub the cake over each other with abandon, and get so turned on they start snogging. The camera pauses and when it restarts both girls are now totally naked! They pour slime over each other, rub mess into each other's naughty places and snog some more. The they cover each other in cream, and then bring out the dildos again for more naughty fun. The scene concludes with them making out, while wanking their dildos.

Ritzy, dressed-up girls get super-soaked in fake cum in a fake glory hole. They end up getting covered head-first, and ruin their expensive clothes i...