Well, well, well... Looks like someone decided to miss practice. Can't have that, now can we?

Hands tied behind his back and wearing his Mizzou Tigers football uniform, Fabian sits there helplessly, unable to defend himself from the oncoming onslaught. Strapped to a chair, this football jock (read: stooge) gets the pummeling of his lifetime! With an endless barrage of shaving cream crust pies, a good dumping of green slime, and some messy torment in the aftermath, it's hard to say whether or not he learned his lesson by the end of all of it. He even gets his feet nice and coated with all the recycled slop! Absolutely humiliated and reduced to an unrecognizable pile of cream and slime, he might decide to be a little better at showing up.