A root beer was thrust into nylon bicycle pants with the power of a jet pack all inside followed up by a stinging cold cream ale gushing in at cascading firehose high speed. Then a cold shock when this was followed up by an icy cold bottle of thick creamy milk to take the throbbing shock out of things to finally finish with an erotic creamy cool down to sooth down the inside of my bicycle pants. My poor pleasure was so humiliated.