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"He pies, I suffer. Zero dignity left on deck 10!"
Producer: Jez-foam-pie
Added 3/23/26
10,157 plays
Keywords: custard  foam  gunge  pies  shorts  sneakers  socks
labeled male
I'm sure being tied to the balcony in the middle of the Atlantic wasn't in the contract when I booked this cruise! However, I couldn't say no to a barrage of pies in my short Nylon shiny shorts, Nike socks and sneakers! A noble warrior of the seas, or, just a humiliated pie dick?!
Allpiedup  18 hours ago
4
This is the sexiest pieing I've ever seen. The smearing and the crotch pieing are such a turn on...especially getting from a hottie like him. This is how I'd like to get it.Report
BigPerm  4/4/26
2
Please tell me what you did to deserve this, so I can follow in your footsteps.Report
Hugo3294  3/25/26
4
I'm nextReport
blueypie  3/25/26
4
Goodness me: they didn't tell me that this was part of the entertainment when you went on a cruise. I'll have to book my ticket now.Report
BoundBeardBear  3/25/26
6
Me next, please. No shorts. More foam!Report
Shavefoamdude  3/25/26
5
Very hotReport
echodelta  3/24/26
3
fuck now I want to go on an Atlantis cruiseReport
Jewel of Oregon  3/24/26
6
Very fun. Now pants him.Report
PaulJ888  3/24/26
4
Will he return and do the back of your shorts as well?Report
gungelove  3/24/26
5
Such a hot scenario!Report
JoeyPieFace  3/24/26
5
something something Able SeamenReport
aka71  3/24/26
1
this is fantastically hot! love how you're left to hang there covered in pieReport
aussieblondieboi  3/23/26
4
Amazing video gents!Report
megapies  3/23/26
6
LOVING the crotchwork Report
GUNGEFOXY  3/23/26
6
This is as sexy as it gets! Definitely a pie dick ! You are both absolutely fucking hot. LOVE THIS !!! Report
Adamfun  3/23/26
2
Not sure if it's better to be pied or doing the pieing in this video.Report
GungeGuyRob  3/23/26
4
Hot damn-- love everything about this!Report
Wetsuitntie  3/23/26
5
Very hot - and rather brave! How did you clean up the floor before the room steward / maid turned up? Report
stoogepaul  3/23/26
3
beyond awesomeReport
piedinmyshorts  3/23/26
3
Definitely just a humiliated pie dickReport
Minion12  3/23/26
3
Where can I book a cruise that involves thisReport
Amadeus  3/23/26
6
Holy FUCK! This is BEYOND sexyReport


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