The Bootfull Dodger's profile

Location:

NW UK

Last on:

53 mins ago

Time here:

13 ½ years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Females

Comments:

316 sent, 158 received

Followers:

Rank:

#158

UMD ID:

38479

Avatar:

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About Me:

I love pretty much every version of WAM from shiny wetlook to unrecognisable sticky mess, from a 'viewers' perspective.
Although as you might guess from my profile name, I do like a nice squelchy boot or 2.

Signature: The Bootfull Dodger

Latest Photos

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Last Actions

sunday

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "Messy Nation TV"

sunday

Uploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "Messy Nation TV"

saturday

Commented on a forum photo: "Everybody loves chocolate Buns.... The dilemma here is , do I want to eat the cake, or do I want to BE the cake?

6 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Is it just me or are these a bit 'Doctor Who' villainish.. (british quirky sci fi). Invasion of the Piebernauts!"

6 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Oh stay clean of course............ *SOUND OF SLAPPING MYSELF AROUND THE FACE* .... Sorry, moment of insanity there, that chair is just crying out to have one of those custard pies placed on it & sat on. Trash away!"

6 days ago

Commented on a photo: "It's bad manners to refuse a lady they say.

6 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "When Burrito becomes Burritoes

You can stand in my food anytime

6 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Holy Guacamole!

9 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Ah.. here's my order now & service with a smile (& a squelch). P.S. loving the large jugs (the branded ones in the background that is.. Bakery Merch there?)

9 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Always important to apply cream to protect pale freckly skin

9 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Getting clean & dirty at the same time.. Love it

10 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "New Kelloggs SploshFlakes... Theyrrrrre Great!"

10 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Oh... just imagine if there was an exercise class like this we could enrol in... UMD users would be the fittest in the world

10 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Theres just something about Red Hair, Custard & a winning smile. I'm sure custard must be good for hair (or at least we should try to start that rumour

10 days ago

Added a caption contest entry: "Sing along When I look at you.. & I know it's gonna be.. such a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

All My Wams

Wam Party

8 days ago

Hit the target to plunged bsmessybakery into a dunk tank of jelly

8 days ago

Had a giant chocolate cake smooshed in his face by bsmessybakery

9 days ago

Filled bsmessybakery's boots with applesauce

10 days ago

Got a peanut butter foot massage from bsmessybakery

11 days ago

Poured a bucket of mushy peas down bsmessybakery's pants

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