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Great expression, you can just hear her saying 'what do you mean that's not it? There's MORE???'.
Love it :thumbsup:
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You'll be treated by the BBC at the audition they said.. she never thought BBC meant Baked Beans and Custard (but she's not complaining) ;-)
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There's a definite Charlies Angels vibe going on here... Or Wamgels perhaps, our Slime-Fighting heroes :-D
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I see the presenter has found the answer to the age old question 'how long is it possible to stand next to a vat of slime without giving in to the temptation to jump in?' :D
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The perfect amount of cleaning... all shiny & clean on the outside, but still stuffed with mess on the inside.
Lovely! :D
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It's sort of like a 'behind the scenes' messing in those see through clothes. Cheeky!
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Loving Honeysuckle's... 'And here's one I prepared earlier' expression.
I'd vote for an Abigail Sundae on Bake off anyway!
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Oh dear god... it's all too much :loveeyes: :D
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I'm a little concerned here... that vat of green slime is getting smaller on every picture. We could end up with only an egg cup full to crown our lucky winner at this rate. x-D
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So, not only do their clothes get destroyed, but it looks like they're about spend some time in Custardy.
... The anticipation is palpable! (I'm actually chanting "pour it, pour it, pour it" here)
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Everybody loves chocolate Buns.... The dilemma here is , do I want to eat the cake, or do I want to BE the cake? ;P
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Is it just me or are these a bit 'Doctor Who' villainish.. (british quirky sci fi). Invasion of the Piebernauts!
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Oh stay clean of course............ *SOUND OF SLAPPING MYSELF AROUND THE FACE* .... Sorry, moment of insanity there, that chair is just crying out to have one of those custard pies placed on it & sat on. Trash away!
Photo: Would you trash this outfit or keep me clean 13 days agoreport
It's bad manners to refuse a lady they say. :D
Photo: Who fancies one of my pies? 13 days agoreport
When Burrito becomes Burritoes ;-)
You can stand in my food anytime :-7
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Holy Guacamole! :loveeyes:
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Ah.. here's my order now & service with a smile (& a squelch).
P.S. loving the large jugs (the branded ones in the background that is.. Bakery Merch there?) :-)
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Always important to apply cream to protect pale freckly skin :D
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Getting clean & dirty at the same time.. Love it ;P
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Yes, I can see how that would be awkward to explain in hospital. x-D
We need to work on this though I think... The Satin glove sports league, I mean, if you can have beach volleyball in the Olympics, surely we can have evening gown water polo too. ;-)
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It sounds like you've had experience of the 'satin glove bowling league' there .. tho given how slippy they must be, I wouldn't fancy standing behind them when she goes for the backswing.
No pins down, but 10 bowling alley assistants on the floor.. Steeee-rike!
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So thats a Pie-na Colada is it? May I have another, I think I could get used to these
Photo: Nastia looking too good to be clean!17 days agoreport
Oh my.... every home should have one of those 'Custard Pipes'
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I wonder if they'll swap shirts at the end of the match??
Or swap messes... either is good ;P
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Oh... Cream in the eye... A Foul for Argentina there, Ref Ref... Send her off, early shower for her (we hope!)
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I don't know why i love inappropriate clothing for an occasion... but I do :-)
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If there was ever an expression that said 'More Please' that was it.
Happy memories
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Loving her Nefera'titi's getting the 'Nile Slime' treatment
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New Kelloggs SploshFlakes... Theyrrrrre Great!
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Oh... just imagine if there was an exercise class like this we could enrol in... UMD users would be the fittest in the world ;-)
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Theres just something about Red Hair, Custard & a winning smile.
I'm sure custard must be good for hair (or at least we should try to start that rumour :D)
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Sing along folks.. When I look at you.. & I know it's gonna be.. such a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Now there's a look full of intent.... The Physio Pools (& Nurses) around me just aren't up to this standard ;-)
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Gulp... where do I get an NHS prescription for one of those??? ;-)
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Oh look.. boots.. gunge.. Bri.. this is definitely my happy place :loveeyes:
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Photo: Who said boots are made just for walking :) 21 days agoreport
Oooo... You'll never get all that custard in those tight pants......... Save some for me! :D
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Front page advert for 'Messy & Fun' right there.....
The Smile that says 'Only a blouse full of Spaghetti & Beans can bring this much Joy'
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Bri's new job as a freelance shower assessor was doing rather well!
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Ooo.. There's a new viewpoint, interesting
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Hey... have you left the brake on?
Well............ Yes, the car's fine to be honest, I just wanted an excuse to squelch around in the mud with you *Tee Hee*
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Great image.. already muddy but still full of anticipation of the Slimy Splat to come. Nice
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Oh yes Hermione, I think it's important to dress properly for a walk in the country.
Oh indeed Felicity, and you pick such lovely paths to walk on. This is the one with the muddy river crossing isn't it... My favourite :)
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Well.. those stiletto's should give them plenty of grip in the Mud.
And the registration of the car.... cheeky! :-)
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Love this one... You're making that gunge look very cozy and inviting
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Are you sure my keys are in here?
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Yes, I'd love to try some.. oo lovely
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A squelchy boot is a happy boot I say :D
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When I said can I try some of yours.................
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Very balanced ladies, gunge down the front, gunge down the back.
I do love that moment when it starts to seep through, superb
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Offering a silent prayer of thanks to the gods of gunge there? Prayers answered I'd say (for us onlookers anyway) :-)
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*GASP*... Bri's trapped in the shower with a couple of Crocs (tenuous I'll admit)... someone needs to get in there & save her....... *sounds of being trampled in the stampede of all too willing rescuers*
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I wonder what countess Boobula will do to the ever willing Miss Renfield next??
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She just looks 'right' in there doesnt she. :loveeyes:
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Oh.. I like this. I like this a lot. I'm not buying the unhappy expression though... I notice she's holding her own pants open ;P
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The meeting at Pieaholics anonymous went well until the sweet trolley arrived
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Sooty demonstrating that the push to 'go green' can be more fun than you think
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Hmm, is this the first non messy, mask free image of your lovely face? That feels kinda special (if it is)........ even if it is about to be plunged into super gloopy mud :D
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Too right.. equal opportunities (for mess) on Slopshop
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Photo: Start the show as we mean to go on8/3/26report
She couldnt understand how all her meetings ended up this way, but she's very happy that they do.
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Photo: Monthly Client Meeting Finale8/1/26report
Hmm, locked in a room with Bri & a vat full of mess... Definitely a Winner I'd say
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Photo: Bakery Loser Treatment7/27/26report
The episode of Mythbusters I always dreamed of.. :-)
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Photo: That experiment didn't go to plan..7/25/26report
Love the see thru boots. practical too, choose different colour wellies each day by filling them with different things :-)
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Could this be the police identity parade to catch the phantom panty filler of old London Town... Could our heroines be about to get their Just Desserts.......... we can only hope so!
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Photo: Want to guess what's about to happen?7/25/26report
You just know they're about to go right back on for another ride
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A surprise around every corner, do you dare ride the Gloop train? (waterproof ponchos NOT permitted)
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This dress comes with lots of optional 'Accessories'.. Would you like me to help you try some of them?
Oh yes please, I think perhaps we should try them all though. ;-)
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EEEEEEEEK... I hope the next jug is warmer
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She isn't sure 'why' all her dinner parties end this way, but she's delighted that they do.
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Goodness... I can't believe you just did that.......... well, don's stop now you've started :D
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Oh, that feels much better thank you, now, back to the party
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Love that expression, it seems to say. YESS finally, it's even better than I thought, fill me up.
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I honestly felt like I should be eating popcorn in a vintage cinema watching that. Absolutely superb. It's such a good sales pitch too, if anybody has a time machine to hand, we need to send that back to the 1950's & see how many more of us there would be by now :-)
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Video: Why Cleanliness Isn't Everything7/20/26report
Would you like your ice cream in a cornet or a Megan? Err a Megan please & make it extra saucy!
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Photo: Warm choc and cold ice cream combo 😍 7/16/26report
I love these 'Office Mess' images, the idea of the unexpected (but not unwelcome) mess followed by enjoying the honey slowly dripping down her for the rest of the day. :-)
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She enjoys the honey so much she's change her name to Bea... and who can blame her :D
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She's literally 'soaking up' the feeling of her team's achievements
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Ah.. this must've been the 'recipe for success'. We can only hope they attend this class every week ;-)
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Great image, I love the contrast, 3 ladies focussing on the meeting as the water gradually creeps up their outfits & 1 who's just got to that 'hell yeah, this is the life for me' moment
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They hired her for her efficiency, so having her early morning bath whilst washing her clothes and dialling in to her early morning zoom meeting simultaneously was sure to impress her boss.
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It's important to stay hydrated at work.
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Sometimes a cold shower only adds to the moment :D
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Jinkies, the clues are leading me to the Mess monster who's been gunging everybody in town & I'm all alone, there'll be nobody to Stop him if he gunges me................. WOOHOOOOO
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Funny, you never see recipes where the ingredients are measured in 'pockets full' do you. Maybe that needs to be remedied. Not so much 'the naked chef' as 'the gooey chef'.... one for this years Christmas list
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Look like a pair of slippery customers to me! ;-)
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Stunning - I think we'll have to rename you 'the AI whisperer'
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Scooby dooby doo.. we love goo.. we've got some slime for you now.
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I must remember to order a panoramic goo roof for my next car ;P
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Please No!........ don't stop now, I'm sure you can get more in there
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Initiation at the 'School Dinners' Canteen.. And she knows now it was the best career move she ever made ;P
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She's happy to be their 'Beanie Baby' for the night
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Love how her expression goes from 'oh no'.. to.. 'on yes yes YESSS' :-)
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I always find a bit of Ginger in my custard makes it more exciting. :D
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*wiggle wiggle*, oh yes, custard between the toes is the way to go... can you fill up ALL my boots please? :-)
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The perfect way to keep cool in the UK heatwave... although seeing that is putting my temperature up! :P
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You're right... this is so much more fun than dry cleaning our dresses
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So slippy, I dont think I can hang on much longer before I slide into this super deep pool of slime... WOOHOO
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ooo that hits the spot....
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She thinks her new judging job is simply Flantastic!
And this is just her 1st judging of the day (I hope ;-))
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Photo: Anastasia judges the blueberry flan meet-up!6/18/26report
The offices Synchronised Sploshing team celebrate their latest win... we look forward to seeing just how far they can go ;P
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She must be the dish of the day.
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