Maddie had the biggest grin on her face as I wait on all fours on the bed. She tugs on my pants and makes sure they are pulled tightly into my crotch then winds up and slaps her open hand into my crotch, smearing and grinding the pie she had dumped i...

My buddy is a really good guy deep down, but he just has this uncanny luck of getting himself, or should I say getting me, into these messes. So, after a long day of helping him out working in his yard I am planning on a nice quiet Saturday night....