UMD Stories
Gettin' a little messed up, "continued...."..
Story by speedos559/3/25 283 viewsmale
Brent looked back at the 'clowns'.... When he was just a kid, he had always thought that 'clowns' were somewhat 'scary', but these 'clowns' were hot !!! He still had no idea of why he was hired, why he was here, and why he had worn his best lea...
Gettin' a little messed up, "and then some... "
Story by speedos559/4/25 240 viewsmale
Brent looked at his new black leather 'Muir-Cap'.... He had just bought it, and had a 'Screaming-Eagle-Medal' fastened to the front of it.... And it was now filled up with all sorts of mess..... 'Why had he let this happen... ???', 'Why didn't...
Gettin' a little messed up... "goes on... "
Story by speedos559/5/25 223 viewsmale
Brent looked down at his boots.... A really expensive pair of 'Wesco's'....... He had never done anything really 'bad' to these boots, he always kept 'em polished, clean, and shiny...... And when he wore 'em, along with all of his other gear,...
Gettin' a little messed up, "Goes over the top... "
Story by speedos559/6/25 205 viewsmale
The 'clowns' were starin' at Brent. One 'clown' holdin' one of his boots, and the other 'clown' holdin' a very messy pie over the shaft of it...... The 'clowns' had very mischievous smiles on their faces......, just waitin' for what Brent would do...
Gettin' a little messed up....".. "Goes Crazy"... "
Story by speedos559/7/25 205 viewsmale
Brent realized that he was gettin' totally outta' control..... But he was past the point of caring.... It was like a dam bursting open, all of the things he thought about, almost all of his life, that he never had 'explored', had become real....!...
Gettin' a little messed up... "Goin' Totally Mental...!"
Story by speedos559/8/25 189 viewsmale
Brent thought he had done a great job on his jacket.... It was almost unrecognizable !!! Just a pile of leather and mess..... He looked down at his leather shirt, leather tie, and 'Sam-Browne' belt. Amazingly enough, they were still almost cle...
Gettin' a little messed-up... "Servicing the "clowns...."..
Story by speedos559/9/25 257 viewsmale
Brent, along with the 'clowns' help, had totally wrecked up his leathers and boots..... He looked at the mess over his leathers, his formally new 'Muir-Cap', his jacket, and the mess that was underneath it; his shirt, his tie, the 'Sam-Browne'...
Gettin' a little messed up... "Time to clean-up... "
Story by speedos559/12/25 185 viewsmale
Brent left the studio, and lookin' down at himself just thought, "J***S C****T !!!! I'm one 'F**KIN' MESS !!!! He had ridden his bike, a 'Harley-Davidson', not one of the big 'hogs', but a 'Harley' just the same... It was a '750' model.......
Gettin' a little messed up... "The "clean-up" goes on... "
Story by speedos559/13/25 183 viewsmale
Shiftin' the bike into gear, Brent headed out.... And immediately knew that people were starin' at him... Whenever he came up to a stop-light, or a 'pause' in traffic, he saw people lookin' at him.... Not just people in their cars or trucks, b...
Real estate agent part 2
Story by general wam9/13/25 215 viewsfemale
By now, Marissa was more than just a realtor. She was a phenomenon. Videos of her diving into pools in full leather and satin, kneeling in muddy gardens, and dripping ice cream down her sleeve had gone viral. Some people called her eccentric, others...
Real estate agent part 3
Story by general wam9/13/25 224 viewsfemale
The drive to the property wound through tall gums and opened onto a glittering lake, the water so still it mirrored the clouds. The house itself was grand but rustic, with wide decks overlooking the private dock. Marissa stepped out of her car, adjus...
Gettin' a little messed up... "Uh-Oh...."..
Story by speedos559/14/25 135 viewsmale, synthetic
'Oh Shit...!!!', thought Brent lookin' over at the 'C.H.P.' Officer sittin' on his bike... Brent saw it was a B.M.W. 1250, totally decked out in the 'C.H.P.' gear..... 'Thank God, I'd kept my cock in my pants when I just blew my load'......., thou...
Gettin' a little messed up... "Continues...."..
Story by speedos559/15/25 141 viewsmale
The Officer took Brent's license, then called in on the radio that was attached to the shoulder of his ultra-tight 'C.H.P.' shirt..... As he turned back to his 'C.H.P.' bike, Brent could see the tight ass that had a riding-insert patch sewn into i...
A friendly game of foodball
Story by TexasBeau9/15/25 363 viewsmale, explicit
I have another buddy who is a really good guy deep down, but sometimes can't get out of his own way. I feel badly for him, so I will usually try to help him out. That's where I usually end up paying some price - nothing bad, actually good in the en...
The Charity Show--Sketch 6
Story by Messy Irina9/17/25 369 viewsfemale
"Ok!" Says Natalia "We now have a live link to our Cyprus Office where we have a number of friends and supporters" "Oh great" cries Irina. The huge video screen comes to life and on it are Marianna and Vanessa! Marianna is wearing a green blouse an...
Gettin' a little messed up... "Gets kinda' "muddy...."..."..
Story by speedos559/19/25 172 viewsmale
Brent's bike roared back to life, and down he went, back onto the muddy track.... Purposely headin' and hittin' the muddiest and wettest parts of it.... When he came to the end of it, he spun the back-tire around in circles, doin' 'donuts', sh...
Beer, Mud and the Road
Story by capediaz9/21/25 125 viewsmale, synthetic
The day was bright, with that clear sky that comes after several days of rain. The air smelled of wet earth and damp leaves, and the two friends, in their thirties, walked along the paths of the allotment, their beers still thrumming in their heads....
Gettin' a little messed up... "Shannon's story...."..
Story by speedos559/22/25 159 viewsmale
Even though 'C.H.P. Officer', 'Lieutenant Shannon O'Harlihan', was only in his mid twenties, he had risen through the 'ranks' of the 'C.H.P.' rather quickly.... He had always gotten wonderful 'feed-back' from the people he encountered, and nev...
Gettin' a little messed up... "Shannon's story, goes on.......
Story by speedos559/23/25 128 viewsmale
When Shannon was growin' up, when he was still just a little kid, startin' off in kindergarten, and then in 'grade-school', he found that some of his fellow students, (mostly the boys....), started to 'make-fun' of him because of his first name....
Dive Bar Wet Newbie- reality occurs
Story by hotwetguy9/24/25 180 viewsmale
Gary was shocked that I knew what WAM meant. He admitted he was very curious and even showered a couple times in his shorts and tshirt. Once he said he even joined his boyfriend in the shower still wearing his softball uniform, thinking it would b...
Dive Bar Wet Newbie- threes company
Story by hotwetguy9/26/25 183 viewsmale
As we sat there finishing our latest drink, I noticed it was going on 10 PM, in an hour or so the place would be filling up. I also noticed David was walking around us quite a bit, looking for empty glasses that were never there and asking Gary and...
Dive Bar Wet Newbie- climax
Story by hotwetguy9/26/25 229 viewsmale
As I stood there facing David I could see him eying me up and down, paying particular attention to my now sopping wet jeans and growing puddle under my loafers. Did you just pour another beer down your jeans, he asked. In a way, I responded. He l...
Gettin' a little messed up... "Almost over the Top...."..
Story by speedos559/28/25 151 viewsmale
Brent slowly, and finally, pulled the last button open on Shannon's 'button-fly' 'C.H.P.' pants.... And he was pretty astonished and really amused at what he saw....... And Shannon was havin' the same kinda' thoughts, only in a totally different...
Gettin' a little messed up, "Fun things go on...."..
Story by speedos5510/2/25 139 viewsmale
Shannon had just had one of the most sexually intense experiences of his life...!!!!! This totally hot biker guy in his trashed-up leathers and boots, had just 'sucked-him' off ....!!!! And he had loved every second/minute of it...!!!! He'd had alm...
Mystery Ingredient
Story by TexasBeau10/5/25 354 viewsmale
My buddy decided that he wanted to try out some new recipes, so he invited me over one morning. I told him that I had a lot of work to do for one client. He begged me and promised that it wouldn't take that long, "Get ready for work first. Then, s...
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