'Ping !', 'Ping !' 'Ping !' 'Ping !'....... The rivets in Sir Gallantine's armour kept popping open !!!

Now, not only down the backside of his armoured ass, but up the front of his crotch..... His armoured pants had totally split open !!!!! And to make matters worse, Gallantine had a secret 'fetish'..... He loved to wear 'cartoonish' boxers, he didn't know why, but he really got 'turned-on' by wearin' 'em......

And today, he had on a pair featuring the 'Care-Bears', with big red hearts..... One of the villagers' children, who loved the 'Care-Bears', yelled out with glee, "Care-Bears !!! ", and the villagers all had a big laugh..... This just made Gallantine look more foolish and embarrassed, but his cock was lovin' it !!! 'Why can't I control my cock ???', Gallantine wondered, knowin' that his cock was gettin' totally 'boned-up'.....

And seein' his 'Royal-Pennant', that he had accidentally stomped on, and gotten totally mud-covered, he picked it up, and then unthinkingly, stuffed it into the front of his split-opened armoured crotch..... 'Why did I just do that....???', he wondered, now with the front of his boxers all muddy, and the mud startin' to drip inside his armour...... The villagers were just lovin' watchin' 'Sir Slapstick' make a fool of himself....

Trying to get control, and with authority, Gallantine spoke, "Good people. I have come here as I had heard of a 'Damsel-in Distress', being under control of a terrible 'Dragon'. And I have come here to rescue her." The villagers were somewhat confused about this, as there was a 'Damsel', and a 'Dragon', but the 'Damsel' and the 'Dragon' were getting along rather well, as together, they ran the village bakery. One of the villagers spoke up. "Sir Knight, you might find them up the street, at the bakery. " "Thank you Sir. ", Gallantine replied, and proceeded to head off to the bakery, with the crowd of villagers following behind....

Getting more involved with his 'mission', Gallantine just banged the front door open. "Dragon, release this lovely 'Damsel', or I will be forced to slay you !!!" Both the 'Damsel' and the 'Dragon' looked at each other with amusement. 'Who was this 'Sir Slapstick Knight' that they had heard about ???'

Gallantine was a little confused, the 'Damsel' and the 'Dragon' seemed to be pretty happy together.... 'Had he screwed things up again ???' "Dragon, what is your response ???", Gallantine bravely continued, wondering if the 'Dragon' would 'breath' fire at him......

Instead of fire, the 'Dragon', getting a nod from the 'Damsel, picked up a very large, very thick, and very messy chocolate cream pie and threw it at Gallantine, landing it right in the center of Gallantine's crotch. 'SPLATT !!!'

Gallantine looked down, seein' the mess, and turned to assay his next move.... 'SPLATT' !!!, a second pie, just like the first, smashed into the seat of his armour...... The pies were starting to drip down inside his armour.... This was not going to plan thought Gallantine..... "Dragon, please cease this.....", but his words were stopped when a third pie, just like others, landed squarely into his face and helmet, causing the visor to shut again.....

As the pie started to drip down inside his helmet, Gallantine thought, 'Wow, this pie tastes pretty good !!!'.......