Sir Gallantine strode into the village, astride his trusty horse, 'Majestic'. The villagers were in awe of this 'Knight' in his shining armour !!! Gallantine was totally encased in armour, from his booted feet, to the helmet he was wearin', with the bright blue plume that was on top of his helmet...... One hand on the reins, the other on his flag-staff, that had his Royal Pennant Flag at the top.......

Gallantine was incredibly attractive; long blond curly locks, beautiful blue 'Azures' eyes, lovely long eye-lashes, a strong handsome face.... And a body that said he was 'in-charge'...... Broad shoulders, a slim waist, a tight muscled, worked-out stud, he was totally 'hot' !!!
Both 'Damsels' and a few of his fellow 'Squires', dreamed about him.......

Unfortunately for Sir Gallantine, although he got 5 Stars in his 'looks' department, but when it came to bein' 'bright', and 'smart', he was kinda' a 'doofus'...... No matter how hard he tried to do the right thing, and be the total, brave, outstanding, 'Knight', he always seemed to 'f**k' things up.... it was like he was 'destined' to be the silly stooge, always bein' humiliated and embarrassed, but he kept tryin' to make this change...... He wanted to be 'respected', 'honored', but today was not the day.....

"Hello good people, I have come to.....", he started to say., but at this moment, the visor on his helmet came down and shut. With the visor down, he could barely see.... 'Oh no,' he thought, 'This is not a good way to start...' And he reminded himself to 'have-a-word' with his 'armorer' when he got back home to his castle.... The villagers started to become somewhat amused at this 'Knight' in his shining armour.....

Still holdin' his 'flag-staff' in one armored glove, he was able to raise the visor on his helmet with the other armored glove, though it was a little bit difficult. As usual with Sir Gallantine, things always seemed to go 'awry'..... He wondered if he somehow did all of these things on 'purpose', because it always made him get a little bit 'excited'...... His cock was startin' to 'act-up' underneath all that shiny metal armour......

He knew how attractive he looked and he wanted to make a good impression on the village people. His thoughts were for a 'grace-ful' dismount from his horse 'Majestic', but one of his armoured boots got caught in one of his 'stirr-ups', and he basically fell off of his horse. Since he hadn't been payin' attention, and since it had rained recently, where Gallantine decided to 'dismount', was in a very muddy part of the village.....

'Splosh !!!' Sir Gallantine was now layin' in a mud puddle.... The villagers all thought this was incredibly amusing, and wondered if this was some kind of 'stunt', 'Was the Circus coming into town'... ??? 'Was this one of the Clowns'...???

'Majestic', knowin' what kinda' 'mis-adventures' his 'Master' always got into, happily trotted off for greener pastures......
Seein' 'Majestic' trot off, Gallantine thought, 'I need to 'have-a-word' with that horse........