The villagers were totally enjoying this !!! The 'Knight' who had shown up in his shining, gleaming, armour earlier that day, was a total mess !!! They wondered what might happen next to him.....

Sir Gallantine just wondered how he had managed to 'f**k' things up like this.... This was not how his 'quest' was supposed to happen...... He was supposed to 'rescue' the 'Damsel-in-Distress' from the 'Dragon', and ride off happily into the sunset....
But now, his armour was covered in mud and chocolate pie... He had snapped his 'flag-staff' into pieces, and the muddy 'Royal-Pennant' was stuffed into his crotch.... 'Why did I do that, he wondered again....'

But at some level, he knew that somehow he enjoyed doing these things. He knew that he was supposed to be the hot, stud, 'Knight-of-the-Realm', so why did he always end up lookin' like a silly, stupid stooge ?????
And why did it actually 'turn-him-on' to look so foolish.....????? His cock was really enjoying the chocolate pie that had been thrown into his crotch, along with his muddy boxers, and if Gallantine hadn't been in front of a whole lot of villagers, he might have 'enjoyed' himself........

'Majestic', being the smart and wise horse, (some said he was smarter than Gallantine....), came trotting back into town, knowing that his 'Master' probably needed to be rescued.... Gallantine's visor was still stuck down over his helmet, and with the pie in his face, he really couldn't see.....

But one of the villagers spoke up, "Sir Knight, (he almost said 'Sir Slapstick', but thought better of it......), Your horse is here...".

Thank heavens for that thought Gallantine as he felt 'Majestic' next to him. Bumping into some steps, he realized that he could use the steps to get astride his horse. But before he could do this, the mischievious 'Dragon' thought to have a little more fun with this 'Knight'. He turned 'Majestic' around, then poured a pot of hot, quick drying glue into Gallantine's saddle.....

The villagers were in awe of what was happening..... Some thought to warn him of what was just about to happen, but everyone was really enjoying this amusing spectacle and stayed quiet..... Their 'anticipation' was pretty high....

Sir Gallantine mounted up, and immediately realized something was wrong.... He first wondered what he had sat in, it seemed hot and sticky, then wondered why his saddle seemed so awkward..... He finally was able to get the visor of his helmet up again, and using all his strength, he ripped it off of his helmet and threw it on the ground... 'What a 'pain-in-the-ass' thing that was ', he thought with a happy smile...... Cleaning the pie out of his eyes and face, he quickly came back to reality.....

He was sitting astride 'Majestic', but he was facing back-wards, he was looking at 'Majestic's' tail !!!!!
And when he tried to dismount, and get things straightened out, he found himself stuck to his saddle !!!!!

The villagers couldn't help themselves, and started laughing and hooting and hollering..... They hadn't seen anything this funny in a long time !!! A 'Knight', performing as a 'Clown' !!!

Realizing that he had done it again, , making a total fool of himself, Sir Gallantine just said, "Majestic, back to the Castle ! ", and 'Majestic' happily trotted away. The villagers waved and shouted 'good-bye', and hoped they would see him again really soon.....

Back at the Castle, the people there wondered 3 things.......

'What had happened to Sir Gallantine's wonderfully, brand new, shining armour ???'

'Why was he sitting on 'Majestic' backwards ???' ,

...and when he practically fell off of 'Majestic', trying to dismount,

'Why did he walk away with his saddle stuck to the seat of his armour ??????'

Back in his 'private' chambers, he finally had been able rip his saddle off of the seat of his armour, taking a lot of the armour with it...... He was still a total mess..... Sir Gallantine just collapsed onto his bed.....

'F**K', he thought, 'Who cares if I make a mess of the bed....!!!', and with that, he ripped his boxers open, and shot numerous, enormously, hot creamy jets of 'cum' all over himself, his bed, and his 'spunk' actually hit the ceiling !!!!!!!