Chris bounded back on stage, carrying a pile of towels. As he crossed the stage, he handed one to each of the guys, so they could dry off. While dressed the same way as before, and still without trousers, he had clearly changed into a clean suit. He...

It was a little bit embarrassing having lost the first two games of the day. As I stood in the shower, taking off the gunge-soaked Christmas jumper, I felt the need to win the next game no matter what. I knew that if I lost the first four rounds, I w...

Happy Feet by Nolan Vancey There was never a dull moment at Alphonse Shoes, thought Gregory Grandjany as he opened the cage that covered the storefront, signifying that the boutique was open for business. The bakery next door had been open for hours...

Despite my head and hair being spared from most of the white gunge in the last round, having the rest of my body fully immersed in it meant that this shower took longer than I expected. I kept glancing over to the pile of clothes I'd taken out from t...

From research notes for a book to be called 'A Century of Slapstick' 1911 - That's him, see, the one on the left. With the cap on, smiling. Looks like the sun's in his eyes. Well, it's sunny out there all the time, isn't it? Now the chap to his r...

A huge hat tip to Jouette and the "Chi's WAM Carnival" story, which provided inspiration for some of the physical challenges here. That story can be found at https://jouette.neocities.org/stories/carnival/ This is Part 1 of the story. For Part 2: ht...

From research notes for a book to be called 'A Century of Slapstick' 1937 Rainer Blaumann Rue du Comediens, 13 Bruxelles Belgium...

You wake up, in the dark and tied up, in an unfamiliar room after a birthday celebration. You quickly realize that the room, and indeed the house and the garden, have all been laden with messy traps and that you will need to overcome several challeng...

This was the year Patrick's friends were finally going to teach him that lesson. For years, every Halloween, Patrick's version of "costume" somehow always managed to afford him an opportunity to look his best, in one of his form-fitting, bespoke sui...

I didn't knew how to use UMD blogs until now, and well I'm not quite sure right now what to put in this first blog, I guess that I will speak about WAM here where I live, and the true is that Wam doesn't exist here in my country, there's actually not...

Catch up on Part 1 here: https://umd.net/stories/the-wall-of-shame-a-what-would-you-do-g SCENE 4: THE PIE FIGHT "We're here on What Would You Do, and we've had a VERY entertaining day. We have three teams vying for a brand new car, and two of them h...

Lucy's back again! She's been pied with foam, pied with custard so I thought she'd best get muddy. I guess she only needs to get gunged now, I wonder if that will happen to her...? Hope you enjoy it. Katie passed her phone over to Lucy 'I was wonder...

The Slippers Kingdom - Chapter 3 For the next two days Cindy and Sandro did not have the opportunity to return to the Slipper Kingdom, as they were very busy with work, settling into their new home and visiting friends and family. They had agreed no...

This is a story about what can happen if you go out boating without permission. Years ago when I was in high school there was an old row boat tied up to the swimming bath jetty. Nobody knew who owned it or where it had come from. We all had thoughts...

Hello pretty people of the internet, I bring to you a story of mud. mostly mud. A little bit of feet. Be messy, be perverts. Much love, Noel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Noel was, as usual, wandering their property looking for mu...

After what felt like weeks due to the anticipation for Katie and Emma, the ad-break had finally finished and they were soon to find out which of them would be victorious and which of them would be the laughing stock of the tennis community for years...

SORRY CHLOE: YOU LOST! "THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Chloe exclaimed as that bucket of really cold water hit her fully in the face and on her chest. "I only got one answer wrong." "Sorry Chloe, but one wrong answer is all it took." Chloe Whitaker is my...

It's worth noting that this story comes from a very hashed out teenage fantasy of mine that I've tried my best to put a proper prose spin on it. It started life a lot less polished as I'm sure you can imagine; little more than something to quickly te...

It was not the way Ryan Walsh ever imagined that they would say goodbye. Yet he knew that, for better or worse, it would form their final and most lasting memory of each other. As he followed the long, straight walkway into Cornell University's pic...

Always one to take on a challenge you were unable to resist venturing into the woods that night. It was Halloween and you heard rumours of Pagan Revelry, You just wanted a look, what harm could possibly happen? You were going to find out. They must...

The Slippers kingdom - chapter 6 They walked through the forest toward the village. John walked beside his wife Jane, and said to her: "Finally, it's very nice to walk in slippers! It's very nice. We should do this all the time." And she replied: "Y...

A new equestrian story with a new cast. Have you ever met a 'Queen Bee'? The sort of snotty bitch who makes everyone's life hell? Well, this is what can happen when an unstoppable force and a Queen Bee collide. (Just a note, as some people dislike '...

Revenge is a dish best served one by one, but it doesn't go as planned... I was sore and rubbed my limbs. Claire had finally let me down from the hoist and released me from the haynet many hours later. She was massively apologetic and tearful at...

(Another story requested by bobjim - thanks for the ideas) Des was in a pretty good mood. Not only had he just passed his six-month probation period at work, but the company was holding its annual fundraiser this weekend. And what was more, Melissa...

Ashley Cruz snarled as she threw down the newspaper. There was no coverage of her. No compromising pictures, no gossip or tittle-tattle. Without her lifeblood, she was nothing, even her Insta and TicTok were waning. She needed some exposure. Maybe sh...