First time completely messy Names changed It's Friday afternoon. I'm lying in bed and scrolling through Reddit when I get a message from you: "Well, are you looking forward to tonight? ;)". My heart jumps and beats faster with excitement for a few...

A 4th of July Sequel: Brooke and Bobby Battle at the Pool "Wow, you really know how to throw a party, Brooke," I said as I picked up a monstrous chocolate cream pie. Brooke Maddison, my dear friend, had invited me over to her place on this Saturd...

The Guy in the Suit is pissed. PISSED. He starts to let fly with a string of invectives as he scrambles up out of the water, a frigging, dripping mess, until Rich announces and identifies himself as police, which shuts him up real quick-like. Rich h...

This is an interactive choose-your-own-adventure story with a hundred sections and multiple endings. The worldwide finale of the Run from the Mud Zombies is about to begin. This isn't your average obstacle mud run. In this course, only the best thr...

Decided to upload my less explicit stories from reddit to here for the sake of preservation. Enjoy! Zoe pulled off her t-shirt and jeans, and stepped into the vinyl catsuit resting at her feet. It crinkled as she pulled it up her legs, then over her...

"Hey Erica! I've got a job you might be interested in. Its for a chocolate company, some new tv commercial. They specifically requested pale skin and black hair, so are willing to pay a bit extra for you..." Erica looked up from the email. There ha...

Chris bounded back on stage, carrying a pile of towels. As he crossed the stage, he handed one to each of the guys, so they could dry off. While dressed the same way as before, and still without trousers, he had clearly changed into a clean suit. He...

It was a little bit embarrassing having lost the first two games of the day. As I stood in the shower, taking off the gunge-soaked Christmas jumper, I felt the need to win the next game no matter what. I knew that if I lost the first four rounds, I w...

Happy Feet by Nolan Vancey There was never a dull moment at Alphonse Shoes, thought Gregory Grandjany as he opened the cage that covered the storefront, signifying that the boutique was open for business. The bakery next door had been open for hours...

Despite my head and hair being spared from most of the white gunge in the last round, having the rest of my body fully immersed in it meant that this shower took longer than I expected. I kept glancing over to the pile of clothes I'd taken out from t...

A huge hat tip to Jouette and the "Chi's WAM Carnival" story, which provided inspiration for some of the physical challenges here. That story can be found at https://jouette.neocities.org/stories/carnival/ This is Part 1 of the story. For Part 2: ht...

Jay is an average guy. He is a good looking man in his late 20's, not buff but not quite to a "Dad Bod" yet. His brown hair is combed back and he sports a goatee. He works a 9 to 5 and lives in a 2 bedroom apartment. At first glance you would think h...

This is an interactive choose-your-own-adventure story where you choose your abilities and fight against time, mess and obstacles and must choose whether to help or hurt others. Your final exam will start momentarily. You, along with your colleagues...

Catch up on Part 1 here: https://umd.net/stories/the-wall-of-shame-a-what-would-you-do-g SCENE 4: THE PIE FIGHT "We're here on What Would You Do, and we've had a VERY entertaining day. We have three teams vying for a brand new car, and two of them h...

Lucy's back again! She's been pied with foam, pied with custard so I thought she'd best get muddy. I guess she only needs to get gunged now, I wonder if that will happen to her...? Hope you enjoy it. Katie passed her phone over to Lucy 'I was wonder...

The Slippers Kingdom - Chapter 3 For the next two days Cindy and Sandro did not have the opportunity to return to the Slipper Kingdom, as they were very busy with work, settling into their new home and visiting friends and family. They had agreed no...

This is a story about what can happen if you go out boating without permission. Years ago when I was in high school there was an old row boat tied up to the swimming bath jetty. Nobody knew who owned it or where it had come from. We all had thoughts...

Hello pretty people of the internet, I bring to you a story of mud. mostly mud. A little bit of feet. Be messy, be perverts. Much love, Noel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Noel was, as usual, wandering their property looking for mu...

After what felt like weeks due to the anticipation for Katie and Emma, the ad-break had finally finished and they were soon to find out which of them would be victorious and which of them would be the laughing stock of the tennis community for years...

SORRY CHLOE: YOU LOST! "THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Chloe exclaimed as that bucket of really cold water hit her fully in the face and on her chest. "I only got one answer wrong." "Sorry Chloe, but one wrong answer is all it took." Chloe Whitaker is my...

It's worth noting that this story comes from a very hashed out teenage fantasy of mine that I've tried my best to put a proper prose spin on it. It started life a lot less polished as I'm sure you can imagine; little more than something to quickly te...

Jay decides that after his last session he can't wait long for the next one. So this weekend he will be repeating his session again. He goes to the grocery store and picks up all the fixings. The pre-made pies and cakes, whipped cream, pudding, cake...

Ever since taking a new job in the city, Craig had been taking the tube to work every weekday. Usually he was bored to tears by the travelling but for the past two weeks his journey had improved noticeable. And that was thanks to the inclusion of a n...

It was not the way Ryan Walsh ever imagined that they would say goodbye. Yet he knew that, for better or worse, it would form their final and most lasting memory of each other. As he followed the long, straight walkway into Cornell University's pic...

The Slippers kingdom - chapter 6 They walked through the forest toward the village. John walked beside his wife Jane, and said to her: "Finally, it's very nice to walk in slippers! It's very nice. We should do this all the time." And she replied: "Y...