From research notes for a book to be called 'A Century of Slapstick' 1963 Of all the unlikely places to get a break but Dudley! I was topping the bill there in the West Midlands at the old Gaiety for a week. Tuesday night before the second house t...

From research notes for a book to be called 'A Century of Slapstick' 1989 - Hello. This is John Smith-Welsh. Thank you for calling. I'm sorry I'm not able to answer my phone right now but leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soo...

From research notes for a book to be called 'A Century of Slapstick' 2002 >>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com >To: pievictim@hotmail.com >Subject: Pie Guy Fantasies >Date: 13/01/02 21:31:13 GMT Standard Time Dear Pievictim, Your web...

Brian just celebrated his 3rd year working as a cameraman at Channel 8. He had started as a part time, weekend camera guy as a twenty year old and had worked his way up to being Elizabeth Sampson's main camera guy. She was their number one reporter...

Despite her excitement about the idea she and Jackie had hashed out at the restaurant Debbie had still been forced to wait an almost agonising two days before she could actually pitch it to her boss. While she and Gemma have been friends for years, a...

'You know..if this is all part of some master plan, then I really wish you would let us in on it.' Jackie didn't have to raise her voice over the rush of the showers she and her team were scrubbing themselves clean under; her frustration having easil...

I thought you might like to hear about the time I went into mud with ALL of my clothes on! There was a really muddy area at the back of my work, being developed. it was basically a building site. And I went out the back door, and got locked out! So I...

About ten years ago i was on my way back from lakeview oregon on highway 395 pretty much in the middle of nowhere. I was driving my sporty 2008 honda fit home to reno and feeling horny to play in the mud as usual. I found what appeared to be a single...

The Mud Business - Part 3 Weeks 4-5: We settle into a routine The muddy celebration of Andy's birthday at the shop, our socializing at the bar and first nights spent together were like a fantasy for me. By now we worked so well together that I wo...

(continued from Katy's Story - Chapter 3) A few minutes later Katy walked out onto the deck wearing an old t-shirt and some sweat pants. It was the first time Brian had seen her dress like a "normal" person. Her hair was up in a ponytail and she w...

(continued from Katy's Story - Chapter 4...) Brian awoke the next morning a little discombobulated. It took him a minute to realize he wasn't in his bed, he wasn't even at his apartment, and he wasn't wearing any clothes. That was the part that he...

Jason opened the door to his office, walked in and tossed his messenger bag onto the desk. The sound of the door lock and of his bag landing on the desk was eerily loud in the empty, deserted office. "Working again on a Saturday", he muttered. He l...

Malin Akerman stretched her arms over her head, a gesture that summed up pure freedom. She couldn't help grinning mostly to her self, a gesture that summed up pure freedom. And a soft laugh out loud which was sure to attract some attention. As if her...

Nate picked himself up out of the gunge for what must be the tenth time. He was covered in cold, slimy gunge from head to toe, the wrestling singlet he'd been made to wear was covered in slime and his hair was ruined. "Okay guys, I quit! Let me out...

Asuka was on her way back to the locker room after successfully defending her Raw Women's Championship against Mickie James. She walks around a corner and suddenly feels two cold waves of water fall down right on top of her. She shivers and looks dow...

(Continued from Katy's Story - Chapter 5) Brian worked some long hours the next few days following Elizabeth around doing a story on a local contractor who was accused of using cheap materials but charging for the high end stuff. When he got back t...

This story continues the story of Nate, after his appearance on The Escape Room in Nate's TV Gameshow Humiliation. You may wish to read that story before continuing with this one. Thanks to RainbowMatrix for some of the ideas in this chapter! Nate...

The sounds and smells of a fair can, to some, be exhilarating. The screams from the roller coaster, the music of the midway, the avenue of food vendors with delicious smells wafting through the air... are all contaminated when you spend the whole day...

Jackie was sure George could hear her heart pounding in her chest, the rapid staccato beat sounding abnormally loud in the long hallway. As did the soft click that rose into the air the very second she turned the key in the lock of her apartment. H...

Hotel Pennsylvania Actually it was a hotel IN Pennsylvania, the Pocono region to be more specific. We went down for a fall foliage trip, the casino, and to do some early Christmas shopping. Ended up being rainy and cold so we put on our favorite "ge...

Anna looked at the clock and sighed. It wasn't nearly close enough to closing time for her. It was spring break, and she had decided to not go anywhere this year. Instead, she stayed at school to work, since the school rec center where she worked off...

It was Saturday--almost noon. Mike excitedly made his way to Kate's house in his Truck. He knew when he got there, after they unloaded the supplies, he would be indulging in his greatest fantasy--Pieing and sliming a beautiful woman over and over aga...

Gabriella might only be in her late twenties, but she was already a woman to watch. As CEO of the private equity group she had controlling interest in several companies including the Research Institute for Latent Emotions. The institute had recently...

Charlotte was looking forward to her interview for the job on the farm. It was an office based job so she'd dressed smartly hoping to make a good impression. It was a fair walk from the car parking area to the office building. Ever prepared, Charlott...

A story of an accident, a shared journey of discovery, boy meets girl and, as is typical for this form of fiction, they enjoy some amazingly messy sex. The Clumsy Apprentice "You did what?" What on earth was I hearing? She repeated herself, she wa...