From research notes for a book to be called 'A Century of Slapstick'


2002



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Pie Guy Fantasies
>Date: 13/01/02 21:31:13 GMT Standard Time


Dear Pievictim,

Your web-site is brilliant. Thank you. It's stupendous to see such well-produced wet & messy pictures on the net, particularly when they feature such an attractive man (you). I'm glad I've subscribed.

With best wishes,
John S-W



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Messy toga pictures
>Date: 16/01/02 22:49:04 GMT Standard Time


Dear Pievictim,

Last night's pictures of you getting messed up in a toga were so good I had to write to thank you again.

You seem to take a lot of trouble. Every single day the photos are original, and the props and background are professional-looking (loved last night's Roman pedestal). Was that honey & flour you were getting covered in? And your short costume was a turn-on, too. Were you wearing anything underneath?

Keep up the good work,
John S-W



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Tarzan gets wet & muddy
>Date: 17/01/02 19:55:40 GMT Standard Time


Dear Pievictim,

Sorry, but I'm still getting turned-on just thinking about yesterday's 'Messy Tarzan' photos on your web-site - so I'm writing one more time. You looked unbelievably sexy in that tiny loincloth. Great to see it - & you - getting progressively dirtier with each shot. Was it real mud?

Fantastic, whatever it was. All the best,
- John S-W


>From: pievictim@hotmail.com (pie victim)
>To: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>Subj: Re: Tarzan gets wet & muddy
>Date: 21/01/02 16:25:07


hi john

u r welcome! glad you like our site



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Circus clown & Keystone cop
>Date: 22/01/02 18:07:04 GMT Standard Time

Dear Pievictim,

Many thanks for your e-mail. It was good of you to write back.

Your site is excellent as ever. The 'clown' pix on Sunday were great. Do you create a new costume each day? I liked your pained expression in the 7th. shot as the anonymous cropped arm poured gloop down inside your trousers.

And last night's 'Keystone Cop' set was brilliant. That paste really went all over you, didn't it? I adored seeing the rear-view of you bending over and getting the pie splattered across the seat of your blue uniform.

Looking forward to tonight's new images already,
- John



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Three nights of marvellous mess
>Date: 26/01/02 17:31:37 GMT Standard Time

Dear Pievictim,

The last three nights were just sensational. On Wednesday the 'jogger' look got me going. Such short shorts. And a sexy singlet. (You say 'tank' in the States, I think). Did the syrup take long to wash off your hairy chest?

I don't usually go for suits, but your sequence on Thursday stripping out of that DJ (tuxedo?) as you got pelted with more & more with cream pies was a big thrill. Thanks for showing us that glimpse of those silky red briefs.

And then the pie-ing you received in the Speedos last night. Well, if I start typing complete gibberish it's because the image has kicked in again of you in that skimpy string bikini (thong?) getting walloped with purple gloop so that I'm unable to concentrate on anygjipl!"£$%^&*()qwertypppppp

Must get a grip. There. No, you looked absolutely amazing in those white trunks. And it was inspired when you got some cream pies on top of everything else in the last shot. Super colour contrast.

It's great that you're prepared to get utterly messed-up night after night. It's great that you're such a handsome, sexy man. And it's a great, great web-site.

Thank you,
John.



>Subj: Re: Three nights of marvellous mess
>Date: 31/01/02 14:52:13 GMT Standard Time
>From: pievictim@hotmail.com (pie victim)
>To: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com

hi john,

pleased u still enjoying the pics - piethrower & i have a lot of fun doing them. as you can see i just love messy comedy!

the white swimsuit was a "string" bikini - however its now turned purple from when i got covered in blueberry pie filling! jeez - another $26 gone. we r not making a cent doing this!

next week - sailor-suit pies / red indian pies / jockey brief pies / construction worker pies / baseball player pies / gymnast singlet pies. hope you enjoy.

we try 2 answer all our emails but now we post a new set of pix each night its getting hard. tks 4 yr comments -

pievictim



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: History of Slapstick
>Date: 31/01/02 23:31:31 GMT Standard Time


Dear Pievictim,

Thank you very much for your reply.

I entirely understand that you don't have time to respond to every e-mail, only I am currently doing the research for a book I shall be writing on the history of slapstick during the past century. I think your web-site is really on the cutting-edge of what's happening in the world of messy entertainment at present, and - if I may - I'd like to bring my book right up to date by including you in it. I appreciate how busy you must be, but if you have an opportunity I'd be extremely grateful if you could provide me with some info.: how you started / what it's like to run a daily updated slapstick site / what your plans are that kind of thing.

The attached file includes specific questions. With my sincere thanks in advance,

John

Attached
file:
Research questions [2].
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>Subj: Re: History of Slapstick
>Date: 13/02/02 17:43:13 GMT Standard Time
>From: pievictim@hotmail.com (pie victim)
>To: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com


hi!

yep, it's busy here but i want 2 help with yr book.

fyi it started when i met piethrower on a chatline. his profile said messy like mine. amazing! not only did he live near me in baltimore but when we met he was hot 2. we moved in together soon after & had great pie-sessions most w/ends. we took pix & piethrower said y dont we put the pie pix on the net? altho sometimes we did mutual stuff it was only the pix of me we ever showed. piethrower said it would make guys go wow just how much mess can 1 guy take? & anyway im prettier!

we were getting 100s of hits a day so we thought y not make it a paying website & do the sessions every w/e 2 earn money while we had fun. then so many guys registered we reckoned we could make a living doing it full time. so we started - taking new pix of me getting pied every day 7 days a week like you see now.

hope that helps. gotta go & mix up some frosting. jeez i wonder where it will end up?! good luck with the book!

pievictim



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Your messy web-site
>Date: 14/02/02 20:34:58 GMT Standard Time


Dear Pievictim,

Really useful info thanks. Can I ask what you were doing before? Were you professionally involved in wet & messy stuff previously?

- John


>Subj: Re: Your messy web-site
>Date: 19/02/02 07:13:19 GMT Standard Time
>From: pievictim@hotmail.com (pie victim)
>To: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com

- no. we both gave up good jobs. nelson (piethrower) was in real estate - i was doing well with an insurance co - hardest decision i ever made.

till then we'd always blanked my face because of my work but so many guys emailed wanting us to show it that now we do - but i feel i've burned my boats regards regular employment.

the price of stardom! see ya



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: What's it like?
>Date: 20/02/02 20:22:55 GMT Standard Time


Dear Pievictim,

Your answers are really helpful. Can I ask what it's like getting messed up every night?

With many thanks,
John



>Subj: Re: What's it like?
>Date: 22/02/02 15:49:19 GMT Standard Time
>From: pievictim@hotmail.com (pie victim)
>To: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com

whats it like? mighty hard work! fun tho. we have 2 think up new ideas each day - make props & sort out my costume - buy the ammo (for the white cream pies we use a mixture of yogurt & frosting - it looks good cuz it really splats), set up the space in the garage - do the session - then nelson starts cleaning up while i shower & then we update the site & try 2 answer emails. plus i try 2 get 2 the gym each day (gotta keep in shape when 100s of guys r logging on 2 see me in my underwear) & plus we have 2 walk our dogs, ferdinand & miss lulu. i tell u i need a vacation.

2 b honest john its different now. i used 2 wake up on a w/end & think hey! hope we find time for a pie-session 2day. these days i wake up & think o yeah - at 4 this afternoon im gonna be covered in cream pies. its still a good feeling but its not the same. like knowing ive got 2 rather than feeling i want 2. that make sense?

no chance of a vacation either. we just bought a web-cam so guys can watch the action live. from now on we do sessions at 11 each evening so we catch pacific time at 8. it means working way past midnight every night but we reckon we can get more hits.

hope you like it when we go live!
- clark (pievictim)



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Your messy n-pegs
>Date: 28/02/02 20:49:37 GMT Standard Time


Dear Clark,

It's great to see your sessions as live action.

You are such a sexy hunk. Last night you looked fantastic in those briefs & I've never seen you take so much gunge at once. Was it custard or cr


Instant Message

pievictim: hi! saw you were on line. thought I'd send u an i/m. how r u?

John Smith-Welsh: Coincidence - I was just writing you an e-mail. I'll send it now

pievictim: read it. tks. u r a doll. 2 secrets it's vanilla pudding from walmart & im not a hunk. actually im only 5'6". i weigh 143. im lucky ive got good proportions & i photograph well. but im 39. how long can a guy earn a living doing this?

John Smith-Welsh: Till I'm writing 'A 2nd. Century of Slapstick', I hope.

pievictim: lol. piethrower & i are running out of ideas. we r inviting subscribers 2 email us with their requests. so if there's anything u want 2 see me wear or do ttyl8r



>>From: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>To: pievictim@hotmail.com
>Subject: Mess & M
>Date: 10/03/02 00:04:37 GMT Standard Time


Dear Clark,

It's amazing seeing you take so much slapstick punishment night after night. Your new S&M-y approach just blows me away. I adore it when you get tied up and take all those pies. I just hope you're enjoying doing the live sessions as much as I am watching them.

You're brilliant,
John



>From: pievictim@hotmail.com (pie victim)
>To: johnsmithwelsh@aol.com
>Subj: Re: Mess & M
>Date: 31/03/02 01:49:25 GMT Standard Time


hi John

sorry i've not replied sooner 2 yr last email. 2 tell u the truth it's been tough these past weeks. i am so tired. our decision 2 accept requests has meant a lot of extra work & im having 2 do stuff thats not my scene. i guess im just a vanilla guy at heart but some of the things i get asked 4 are so way out. these r some examples:


randeestud: Why don't you show your cock? What's the big deal with full frontals? Listen, you expect me to pay 26 bucks a month to only see your BVD's? You fellas operating The Hays Code or something? Loosen up will ya.

Wet'n'messyfreak: Spread those cute ass-cheeks & take a caramel pudding enema.

ManCumMonster: You never do yellow. Let's see a p scene.

up4it: Snot. I'm re-e-e-e-e-ally into it. Hell I'd cum gallons if you did stuff with snot and spit.

Yellowfeva: Give me your address & I'll send you a condom filled with my cum & p. I wanna see you empty it over your face.

filthyboy: My ex and me once did a scene when we ate a whole chocolate cake and made ourselves be sick over each other. We were naked and rubbed the hot sweet vomit everywhere over our bodies. I want to see Piethrower manacle you naked in a sling and barf right into your mouth, slutboy.



nelson thinks we ought 2 try some of these things but im not into them. im already doing scenes nude as u know. last week nelson handcuffed me to the wall. the session lasted an hour. it was hard cuz i couldn't wipe my eyes when the frosting stung.

nelsons worried we could lose subscribers. we have 2 pay the service providers fees & the loan 4 the web-cam. theres now a pay-per-view site run by 4 guys in california - buff musclemen - who do way-out stuff with enemas each night. nelson thinks we should be competing. jfyi im not sure.

nelsons getting ready for tonights session right now. he's drinking beer. we're going to try our 1st yellow scene. im sitting waiting in white jockey briefs. in 13 minutes time the web-cam will go live & all over the world men ive never met will jerk themselves off while my lover handcuffs me to a chair & urinates into my face.

yup.


[ e-mail correspondence with Clark Schoenbaum (a.k.a. pievictim) (b.1963), sole stooge & co-producer of 'www.pieguyfantasy.com', the gay wet'n'messy web-site. ]