The two friends finished their shower together and went to get dried off and dressed. Naomi in her black opaque tights, pale blue blouse and black skirt suit as she slipped her shoes back on Alexis came into her dressing room. Dressed in a tight snak...

'But we're happy to say that Kym's dress will not be the only one to get destroyed today!' Paul laughed with his best gameshow host voice. 'That's right!' Tom butted in. He had a small remote control in his hand. He pushed a button and the wall in f...

This past weekend, I went to a holiday party with Cindy, my long time on-again off-again girlfriend. At the moment, we are on again. The party was being held by a common friend of ours - let's call her Cherese. Cindy and I arrived separately. I was...

Kym sat on her bed, excitedly looking at her laptop in her new flat. She had found a time when all of her friends were available and had even managed to get her mum and sister to come. Her sister, Abi, was very eager to come having missed out on her...

Note: This was written by messy_tommy but I'm putting it up on his behalf, please do let him know here if you like it. ***** 'Another gee and tee?' Elise asked in her soft French accent. 'Oui!' her sister nodded shaking her large bowled gin glass...

This is actually a true story from my kinky youth. I was reminded of it by a conversation I had with a friend here recently, so I thought it might be worth sharing: Sometime around when I was 15-16 my friends and I used to go swimming in a secluded...

Sue was late leaving work and, in a rush, to get home. So, she wasn't paying particular attention to her surroundings until she became aware of raised voices in the car park. Turning the corner Sue spotted two women in a heated argument although due...

December 24, 2016 BORDEAUX. Inhabitants of the city were pleasantly surprised today as the morning of Christmas Eve started with chocolate rain. An occurence that until now was relegated to fairy tales, the chocolate rainclouds flew over the city fro...

I played my first ever WAM game tonight with another member here - Jeopardy I've created an album on my profile I got him as good as he got me but the pics are mostly of me He took an early lead - I was genuinely concerned I was going to lose I man...

For as long as I can remember I was thinking how I could get messy in a situation, given a job as a painter in my summer holidays, I proceeded to get a lot of plastic sheeting together and spent my afternoon naked in front of a full length mirrior wi...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 11. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/8/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 9. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/8/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the we...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 7. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/7/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the wet...

After his fourth messy incident in under three months, Kevin realised that it couldn't simply be a coincidence. Obviously, someone was setting him up to get humiliated; the only question was who. His first thought was his ex-girlfriend as they'd had...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 6. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/5/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 5. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/4/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 4. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/4/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 3. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/4/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 2. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/4/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

I was reaching the end. I had a farm and it just didn't pay. I had tried everything. We made little money on dairy or meat, organic crops had failed, and I made no money from the farm shop. That's how I ended up here, tied to a chair in my own farmsh...

Sam's erotic & muddy worksite adventure. Part 1. 11/1/2019. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. Sam sat at her desk looking pensively at the clock on the dr...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 1. 11/1/2019 First Draft. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. "I'm your Man". Sam sat at her desk, slumped back in her chair arms folded, her usual smile a...

Aura has to admit it's not actually that bad here. She's always a skeptical sort, right from the moment her boss suggested in no uncertain terms she needed a vacation right along until her casual googling for a relaxed weekend away had surfaced a lin...

On a warm summers night you walked with some friends to a farmhouse that they have booked for a weeks break. They arrived earlier in the evening and they have not yet told you about its specialist facilities. The 5 of you walked back after dinner at...

Cautiously Savannah poked her head out of the main entrance to the dorm block, willing her beating heart to slow down. Okay, so she had made it from her room to here without being seen. But that was the easy bit. Now she had to make her way fully acr...