After his fourth messy incident in under three months, Kevin realised that it couldn't simply be a coincidence. Obviously, someone was setting him up to get humiliated; the only question was who. His first thought was his ex-girlfriend as they'd had a falling out shortly before this had all begun. But she'd been the one to cheat on him so if anything, he should be the one looking for payback.

Maybe it was his college tutor, she had been involved in the second incident and also been part of the audience for his most recent humiliation. But he knew she didn't have anything to do with his work placement or the first incident with his ex-girlfriend's mother and aunt. So, who was it and how could he find out?

"Perhaps I need to start at the beginning" he said to himself.

* * *

In the end, it wasn't too difficult to figure it out. Kevin had followed Kerry and Julia out one evening and discovered that they seemed to know a surprising number of the women that had been involved in his misadventures, including those from his college, the supermarket and the amateur dramatics group.

So, it wasn't a single person responsible but rather a conspiracy of women. And they all happened to meet up on a regular basis, usually in the private dining room of a local restaurant where they would be wined and dined whilst undoubtedly plotting to get him messy again. However, Kevin was determined that next time it would be them getting messy and not him. And so, he began to plan his revenge.

"A dish best served cold, much like pie" he mused.

Luckily the restaurant was always advertising for new waiting staff so it wasn't hard to get a job there: the interview consisted of them asking him if he could start immediately. Kevin had said yes and started work there that night which had allowed him access to their list of future bookings including the one for tonight.

It hadn't taken Kevin any effort to get himself on shift for tonight and he'd easily swapped assignments with another waiter so he could serve the women. Of course, arranging for the kitchen to produce so many desserts had been a little more difficult but nothing a couple of bogus bookings in the diary couldn't fix. Now he just had to wait.

"It looks busy here tonight" Julia said as she entered the restaurant.

Julia was accompanied by Miss Rafferty, Mrs Strickland, Lynne, Sabrina, Chloe and Barbara. The only person missing from the group was Kerry. One of the waitresses accompanied the women upstairs to take their orders and sort out the drinks whilst Kevin went to check on the desserts.

He was pleasantly surprised to see three trolleys already laden with creamy desserts awaiting him. All he had to do was move then one at a time via the service lift to the hallway outside the private room and then wait. And wait.

Kevin was starting to think that Kerry wasn't going to make an appearance and he should proceed with his plan without her, when she entered the restaurant. Her friends must have already finished their first two courses as Kerry took the stairs two at a time and quickly made her way to the private room brushing past Kevin as she did so.

"Excuse me" she said not paying him any attention.

With everyone now present Kevin took hold of the first trolley and began to push it. He was a little nervous and starting to have second thoughts. Not about pieing the women but that maybe this was all a setup to get him messy again. Still, it was too late now as he wheeled the first dessert trolley into the room.

The eight women were all seated around an oval table dressed up to the nines and clearly enjoying one another's company. Kevin kept his head down as he approached the group, but he needn't have worried about being noticed as they all seemed preoccupied with other matters: namely plotting him next humiliation.

"A toast to Kevin and his next messy encounter!" Miss Rafferty announced.

Before Miss Rafferty even had a chance to take a sip of her drink, Kevin had taken a cream pie from the trolley and slapped it into his tutor's face much to the stock of both her and her friends. Taking a second pie he launched it across the table and nailed Julia in the face with it. He then picked up two more pies and stepped over to Chloe and Barbara.

"Now wait a..." Chloe began to say.

Kevin didn't hesitate to deliver simultaneous pies into the faces of the two women from the amateur dramatics group. He then grabbed a further pie and bypassing Mrs Strickland, Lynne and Sabrina made his way over to Kerry: his ex-girlfriend's mother and the woman who had started this all.

He leaned forward and gave Kerry a peck on the cheek before standing back and thrusting the pie into her face. His revenge almost complete he turned back towards the dessert trolley only to discover that some of the women had already beaten him to it. His college principal, Julia and Barbara all stood there with pies in hand.

"I think you deserve this" Mrs Strickland declared.

And with that she stepped forward and handed the pie she had been holding over to Kevin. She then struck a pose and waited for him to hit her in the face with it which he promptly did. Lynne laughed out loud, which drew the attention of the others as she and her colleague Sabrina were the only two women not to have been pied.

That was remedied moments later when Julia smacked a pie into Lynne's face whilst Barbara did the same to Sabrina. Then the women all turned to face Kevin. Suddenly all eight of them made a scramble for the final four pies on the trolley. Kevin knew he was about to get messy, so on the principle of in for a penny, in for a pound he decided to up the game.

"Excuse me ladies," he called out "but there are another two trolleys of desserts just outside."

They looked at him with suspicion before Sabrina plucked up the courage to check. She opened the door and pulled both trolleys into the room before closing the door behind them. Then all the women took a pie or two and turned their attention back to Kevin. His heart began to race as they surrounded him and debated who got to pie him first.

"It's been ages since I last did it" Julia pleaded.

"He pied me first" Miss Rafferty stated.

"I brought in the trolleys" Sabrina said.

"But I've never actually pied him before" Barbara announced.

The other women couldn't top that, so Barbara took great delight in being the first to thrust a pie into Kevin's face. But it didn't stop there as one by one each of the women took it in turn to plaster him with a pie, mostly in the face but also one to his chest, another to his crotch and even one to his butt.

Lynne was the last go to and after placing her pie in Kevin's face she took her second pie and unexpectedly thrust it into Barbara's face. That began an all-out pie fight between the women with Sabrina helping out her colleague and Mrs Strickland taking it to Miss Rafferty and Julia. Meanwhile Kerry took a firm hold of Kevin whilst Chloe approached him with a pie.

"I didn't get the chance to do this last time," Chloe said.

And with that Chloe pulled out the waistband of Kevin's trousers and dumped the pie into his underpants. She then reached her hand into his pants and began to massage the creamy filling against is hardening penis. With the pie fight still ongoing around him it wasn't long, thanks in no small part to Chloe's tender touch, until he climaxed.

* * *

It was pretty late by the time Kerry arrived home. She hoped that Stacy was asleep in bed as despite a quick wash in the restaurant toilets she still looked a mess from the pie fight and had no wish to have to explain what had gone on to her daughter. She quietly made her way into the kitchen only to encounter her daughter inside.

"What the hell happened to you mum?" Stacy asked.

"Actually, this is all your fault" Kerry replied.

Kerry went to one of the cupboards and removed a flan case. Whilst Stacy looked on with growing confusion, Kerry took out a can of squirty cream from the fridge and emptied its contents into the case before picking it up. She then strode over to get daughter and smashed the makeshift pie into Stacy's astonished face.

The End.