There are four normal clowns and after some initial jokes they would ask me up to help them with an act. But they are all very keen to talk to the pretty girl (my hair and make up is good!) so each tries to talk to me but the others get jealous and some pushing starts along with some other physical humour. Eventually a clown picks up one of the pies and pushes it in the face of the one talking to me then. As I am sure you can understand this gets worse with whoever is talking to me getting more mess, pies, mess down their clown trousers etc.

I am always sympathetic to those most messy but manage to stay completely clean. After a bit the four clowns are all very messy! This is when I start to giggle at them! Soon I am bent forward laughing quite hard. Of course, this is a mistake, the audience loses sympathy with me and while three clowns keep my attention with antics the other one gets a big chocolate cream pie, lifts up the back of my dress showing my plain white satin panties and then pies my bottom! The crowd love it! I get a shocked look on my face but get another chocolate cream pie in my face from another clown almost immediately! More cheers from the crowd. The third clown pours a very large jug of custard down the front of my dress and number four clown puts a large bowl of strawberry pudding over my head!

The crowd are really pleased and the first clown has got a wheelbarrow filled with choc pudding and comes up behind me. The crowd urge him on and he pushes the wheelbarrow into the back of my legs and I sit down into it and all the pudding! I am wheeled round to the front of the ring where a clown pours a bucket of chocolate milkshake in my lap. As I gasp I am given a pie sandwich with two large cream pies!

The clowns take their bows to big applause and I manage a weak wave from my wheelbarrow!