Getting a custom from Jilly was a blast! I was nervous about my long and detailed script with all kinds of dialogue, but Jilly embraced it and put me at ease. Going over the script and refining little details was a whole lot of fun. It was like working with a best buddy, even though I had barely talked to her before. Jilly nailed every scene, every line and every prop. She even sent her man-servant to the hardware store three times to get the right tape. I couldn't be happier with the final product. My face hurt from smiling so much :D

If UMD gave out the Oscars, Jayce would be a lock for best costume. This is a vibrant yet nuanced outfit that's not quite clown and not quite doll. She looks like something out of a Godspell revival. But the costume can't and shouldn't last very long. Not with that array of messy substances on hand. The cream pies are good and thick. They make a most pleasing splat after Jayce's aggressive applications. The pussy pies are most appreciated. I love the colors too. Especially the yellow batter bustier filling. It mixes with the pie filling to suggest a cream egg candy. Yum. Great job Jayce!

Jayce is so cute in her nerdy glasses, pigtails and my favorite white brief panties. The whipping cream is so heavy it could pass for latex paint. It's very pretty and sensuous as it mixes with the honey. Jayce's breasts and panties are the perfect mixing vessel. I love it when the panties come off and she gets down in the tub in her own special, um, uninhibited way. Love the tub spout happy ending. Thanks Jayce!

Jayce looks awesome in her vintage sweater, schoolgirl skirt and ankle socks. The pigtails and glasses perfect the sexy nerd look. There's a lot of panty filling in this video. Yay! The green slime is smooth, but very thick. It often forms fold lines and even piles up at times. I like the way the neon green lights up the pattern in Jayce's panties. Jayce uses her dancer's legs to great effect when she messes up her socks. She sticks her feet way up in the air quite gracefully. I especially like the way Jayce bounces her booty on the first pie and makes the filling pulse like it's going to jump out of the pan. That booty never ceases to amaze. Well done Jayce!

Jayce starts out the show dressed in nothing but her giant hoop earrings. No need to fast forward to see titties and beaver! Jayce takes her time applying all that icing. It would go a lot faster if her hand didn't make all those trips to her crotch. What the hell's going on down... Oh, carry on! We're told that she's icing on a bathing suit, but she ends up looking more like one of those novelty cakes that you might see at a bachelor party. All that's missing are some maraschino cherry nipples. I love how Jayce has to use two hands on the spray can. She looks like she's demonstrating some sort of Suzanne Sommers exercise equipment. Check out them guns! Jayce's face flashes all manner of playful and delighted expressions throughout the video. It's worth a separate viewing just to catch them all. This video really delivers!

This video is just Jayce and lotion. That's it and that's just fine. I mean naked Jayce is just fine. Very fine! The color palette is an opaque array of pastels. Jayce wears these colors very well! Most of the lotion is dumped on Jayce's head in classic gunge style. It flattens her beautiful hair so it hangs straight down to frame her face. The lotion is super slippery, and Jayce slides all over the tub. At one point, she does a cute little 360 spin. I thoroughly enjoyed this video!

This video is a slow luxurious soak. There's no need to rush a good bath. Jayce starts things off with her vintage corset and suspendered stockings. Even her makeup is vintage. It looks like something between a pinup girl and a flapper. I normally prefer little to no makeup, but this look gets me going. The corset makes a very nice transformation in the water. You can see every rib. There's probably no whale bone in there, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was. When Jayce holds up her wet foot, I desperately want to stroke it. Next up is Jilly in wild retro girdle and Marilyn hair. She's such a tease with her countdown to total immersion. That's OK, her right breast bobs in and out of the water with every count. When Jilly finally goes under, her hair bobs around completely unaffected for a couple of seconds as she holds her breath. Then it all goes flat as she emerges. The robe tends to undulate gently under the water with a life of its own. The video quality is first-rate HD, with bright, but gentle lighting. Both Jayce and Jilly do a great job with the narration. They describe their whole experience and how much they're enjoying it, with a bit of flirtation. This is a splendid video!

This video is a non-stop romp with the kind of energy and chemistry that you can only get from a pair of sister besties like Jayce and Jilly. They start out all nice and sweet, giving each other icing massages and decorating each other with sprinkles. But soon come the surprise attacks of pie sandwich and gunging. By the end, both girls are covered in many layers of sweet, lickable, WAM. I loved the "reverse bra" on both girls. The white frosting makes Jilly's creamy pale skin look... well, less pale :) Jayce seems to spend a lot of time with her back to the camera. That's a good thing, because her ass looks sensational in that thong and pink lacy top. C'mon, just lean over a liiittle more. That's it! I love front-facing Jayce too. She's so cute in her cupcake pasties [TM]. The HD video is as sharp as it gets. The sprinkles really pop, even the white pearls on white frosting. These girls put a lot of love into all of their UMD efforts, but this video is special Valentine to their devoted fans and newcomers alike. Back at ya girls. We love you too!

These are some stunning pics of a beautiful grunging. This session really lends itself to the photo treatment due to the variety of colors, consistencies and poses. Looking at the thumbnails as a whole feels like looking at an art gallery. Jayce looks gorgeous in her black body stocking and pearly smile. And Jilly delivers the top-quality camera work that is her trademark. The package is top quality too, as the zip file is twice as large as the accompanying video (sold separately). I love these pics and look forward to more from the House of Mess.

Jayce sports a black body stocking in this video and she wears it well. I could gawk at that for awhile. The slime comes down in its own sweet time. A few drips and splatters at first. Then a drizzle, but never anything heavy. That's what makes this video special. It doesn't rush the mess. Every bit of slime makes a contribution, whether it finds bare skin and conforms to the curve of Jayce's body or contrasts against a previous color. Jayce does a great job of posing--working in harmony with the unseen "pour boy" (who does a great job in his own right) to make fresh areas of her body available to maximize the contrast. This video is captivating, sexy and very satisfying.

This video delivers on the promised sleepover theme.  The girls are on a bed with the tarp hung all around the mattress.  It gives the whole scene kind of an indoor tent feel.  The mattress bounces a bit when they move, reinforcing the playful nature of a sleepover.  Unfortunately, the bulk of the mess comes from shaving cream pies, and shaving cream is at the bottom of my substance list.  This is a glaring omission from an otherwise detailed description.  The last five minutes is a frenzy of joyous mess as syrup comes out, tops come off and sprinkles go on.  And the popcorn comes out in the last six seconds?!?  The video fades out just as things are getting out of control.  In future viewings, I'll skip to the last five minutes--pausing briefly to enjoy some sweet booty bouncing. Do you want a video with all your favorite substances?  Just ask Jilly for a custom. I am a fully-satisfied customer.  She rocked my world, and yours could be next.