Here we find the gorgeous Bratty in a beautiful dark gown delivering a formal "acceptance speech" to camera.

"I. Deserve. Every. Bit of it!" Says she. And Mr Bratty steps in to make sure she gets all such as she steadily and calmly demands. These prizes take the form of thick, creamy pies which, over the course of the video, come to adorn her (eventually topless) head, face and body.

As I might have mentioned in my reply to a recent post, I love feet in heels and so bare feet in WAM is usually very much a deal breaker for me. So why did I make an exception for this? Well, it simply comes down to the charms of this irresistibly attractive and generally adorable girl, Bratty. Whose legs, I might add, possess a line of shapeliness, quite naturally, that might in another individual require the assistance of high heels to achieve the necessary tone.

I loved every bit of this deceptively simple old skool classic pie treatment. Its appropriately steady pace gave pause to every move as something to be savoured and appreciated.

Very few scenes really jump out at me these days but the screen caps really got my attention. Meg, sitting expectantly in a chair; the dress; the sloppy, food based pies and the topless reclined position in the latter half.

I liked this a lot because, as a piece of "couples' wam", it gets the erotic tension just right. The male protagonist acts out his desire for the woman (in this case) using messy pies as a metaphor; the gently bonded female willingly submits to this domination and debasement. The signs of intimacy and attraction are there but are reserved, controlled, barely indulged. It's all acted out with the mess as I think WAM should be!

The nervous anticipation on Meg's face before the first hit is mitigated by a subtle display of affection from her 'assailant' but there is further devilish lingering prior to the big 'whack' of the first pie.

It's nice and messy and tactile throughout.

My only small reservation before purchase was the lighting--which appears a little on the dim side in the captures. The actual movie, however, appears much brighter.

There are some small wardrobe details I might have added (like heels/tights/stockings) if it were mine--but that didn't detract from what I thought was a tour de force in the genre.

Delightful, sexy fun with Alice directed, aided abetted by the wonderful Jayce who ensures wamular propriety prevails.

For me, the last 5 minutes are particularly noteworthy as a couple of additional cakes are thrown into the mix and Jayce's hands make a cameo delivering some creamy icing to Alice's boobs!

Ever wondered what intensive cakey smearing sounded like? Well, it sounds like this.

They had me sold on this with the messy shampoo. I'm not personally into bondage (more the power play that compels the 'stooge' to stay in their chair) but this aspect is quite light for Messygirl--compared to the mess, which is sweet and heavy. Sabrina plays her part well--from her initial protestations to her performance at the end. Even in her appeal for clemency she can't resist maintaining her highly critical stance of the goods--which is met with a silent, relentless onslaught of pies and pudding from her 'anonymous' tormentor (Mr MG). Plenty of facial smearing and hair play though Sabrina's muffled and grumbling Overall, a messy humiliation scenario that transcends my own preferences!

Maybe it's a generation thing. I do hope not! But the release of this clip as a download was pretty exciting. It is reputedly the first "purpose made" WAM movie with sound (the first pie scene at any rate). Originally released in full as a bbfc approved VHS video in 1989 (though, apparently, shot in 85-86) "The Hopeful Starlet" for me--as well as oozing a lot of custard, also oozes a feeling of fond nostalgia for the pioneering days of messy movie making and a sense of wonder that, when this movie was made, I still felt like I was the only person in the world with this fascination--little did I know!

This clip is pretty innocent, but no less comic and titillating as an exploitation piece that, with all the PC brooms sweeping entertainment at that time, would never have made it into a mainstream comedy in a million years. The metaphorically cigar chomping Alpha male boss (a proto-Professor Treacle, Mr Roper), subjecting his 'poor' (trying not to laugh) secretary, Suzanne, to an impromptu head to foot drenching with large amounts of custard in order to make a point to his over-eager slapstick protege, Margie. It's good old slapstick as an exercise in low level rough-housing and messy humiliation. It is ridiculous, but funny and finely executed by the trio. It's--all in all--quite satisfying!

Originally shot on high quality analogue video, it's not exactly 4k--but it's good for it's time and has transferred well.

Great fun and a must for the collector.