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"Alivia is both playful and erotic in all colors of slime!"
Alivia was a trooper as she was fully coated in all kinds of slime (& the occasional ). My favorite part was Alivia gettin' slimed horizontally and also opening her mouth to taste whatever was coming down on her; hot and erotic. The other video w/ a close-up of her made it hotter as the audio was louder. Only the fact that she didn't get fully naked was the sole imperfection. But as I viewed the scenes where Alivia was in between slimings, she looked already statuesque as her skin was the ideal canvas 4 a sexy WAM work like this. Also w/ all that extreme sliming, it's too bad not all of it filled up the container for Alivia to submerge fully (also she and the director tried). But fortunately you can see that buying the "Alivia in a Box" video!

The Glorious SOB 12/1/15
"Strong contender for "hottest WAM video I've ever seen.""
When it comes to WAM, my priorities are clear: the naughtier and the gooier, the better. There's plenty of peanut butter, chocolate, and marshmallow fluff to go around in this video, and Layla ends up absolutely coated in it. The coverage is outstanding, and the mess is delightful. She pays special attention to her tits and face, and it would be a while before I'd get tired of watching her massage it into her hair. Even still, the jaw dropping bit for me came later. As I said earlier, I'm a fan of super-naughty WAM action. I especially like messy pussy play, and in this video, Layla takes messy pussy play to a new level. She spends most of the last half of the video rubbing generous handfuls of nutella and marshmallow fluff literally into her pussy, and it is one of the hottest things in the history of ever. Seriously, I encourage any grammar enthusiasts reading this to check my use of the word 'literally.' You will not be disappointed. That's it; I'm out of meaningful words. If you're still reading this, here's what you should do: 1, get this video. 2, watch it. 3, cum so hard you go down a pants size.

WritesNaughtyReviews 11/30/15
"Heads, you win. Tails, you still win!"
I'll be honest. I got this video because it promised crazy hot girl/girl messy action, and I like what I've seen from Layla in the past. It delivered on that promise, and more! Whether you like pouring, sticky shampooing, or messy making out, this video will satisfy you. I personally love the gooey pussy-eating, and there was plenty of that in the latter half. Layla and Leila get two turns each, once with chocolate and once with cream, and every time is gorgeous. Both ladies really get into it, and it's an absolute joy to watch them enjoy one another.

WritesNaughtyReviews 11/27/15
"Great compilation, well worth the money"
Samantha never disappoints! If you enjoy seeing a gorgeous mature woman clad in tight leather trousers, waders or thigh boots strolling through ponds or struggling through mud then this is the compilation for you.

Cooling down in a corset, Wet in Blue and Garbage and Mussels are my picks but they're all good.

Stylish and very sexy Samantha, keep up the good work!

chris494 11/23/15
"Another playful, fun mess"
So very sexy and wonderfully playful. I love the energy and slight nervousness, not to mention the return of the egg-filled outfit. Love having the showering off at the end of the videos.

Yet another in the great set of videos from MessyGurl94.

clue1 11/22/15
"Pies to the shirt? Grrrrrrrrr...."
I always thought Keely was gorgeous but I never bought anything with her because I never thought there was enough facial coverage. This clip looked promising from the pics. The first pie went right to Keely's face, great coverage. Then two pies to the shirt and one to the top of her head before I stopped the video and deleted the file. You can't tell from the pictures but they're plates of shaving cream, and they weren't smushed like pies, rather the plates were used to apply the shaving cream to the girls' shirts, hair, and I think perhaps on one occasion each, to their faces. I always feel tricked when I buy a "pie" video and the girl's shirt and hair get pied more than her face. Defeats the purpose of the whole pie fetish for me. It's not just about the coverage for me, it's about the substance and the execution. Applying shaving cream and then smearing it around is a whole different form of WAM for some of us. I'm not calling the video garbage because the girls are pretty (Keely is gorgeous) and there was a generally fun atmosphere, but it wasn't at all what I expected for a pie video and touched on my biggest WAM pet peeve: when the majority of pies go everywhere except a girl's face and when slime gets poured on a girl's shoulders and knees instead of her head. I'm sure this is perfect for some, but it totally missed the mark for me.

thedude18 11/14/15
"Masturbate hard and join in the fun."
Long and drawn out; but keeps you hard on the edge. Full of sensuous feeling both sound and action just like I love to do in such lovely slimy mud. Watch it all through and get turned on too.

nakedmudlover 11/13/15
"Missing a very key ingredient"
While a lot of mud fans will no doubt find a lot to love about this film, to me the most important part is missing--the re-emergence from the mud after full submersion--and therefore neuters the entire film.

Even the added photos have no record of it happening. This is like a book with the final dramatic payoff ripped out. Wholly unsatisfactory.

JenniferWamTGirl 11/11/15
"Layla makes a sweet mess of herself. Absolutely delicious!"
Layla declares her love of cake sitting early on in this video. I agree with her: cake sitting is one of the best thing that it's possible for a human to do, so it was inevitable that I'd pick this up sooner or later. It was absolutely worth it. Layla takes her time enjoying a pair of cakes, first in a thong, then out of it. She plunges her face into the second cake several times before she sits on it, and ends up pretty well covered in icing by the end. I would have liked to have seen her rub the cake in from behind after the thong came off, or have her lay back and spend some time massaging it into herself. That's not to say this video wasn't hot as hell, though. When she spread her pussy and slipped her icing-covered fingers inside, I came like a fie hydrant and I wasn't even touching myself at the time!

WritesNaughtyReviews 11/10/15
"Fun"
Started off a little disappointed, kinda wished her leotard was held open more so more items actually made it inside, and the yogurt looked like it missed her whole body entirely, so a slightly slower pouring process would've been nicer, but that is just to my own taste, overall its still a good video and there is a nice amount of close ups on the mess dripping down her torso and legs :)

princess2565 11/9/15
"A spectacularly playful and messy video"
This is a wonderfully sexy video that I couldn't recommend more. I'm a fan of savory food messes, and this one does not disappoint. It's not teh quantity that counts here, it's how good what she uses looks on her. Everything from the ice cream to the sauce to the sprinkles is great.

MessyGurl94 is not just gorgeous, but is so playful and fun. This one might not have gotten the hair as messy as I like, but her other vids more than make up for that.

Extra points for including the showering off.

clue1 11/4/15
"Worth the wait"
Not very long or much going on, but after a lot of videos just teasing at glimpsing such a nice body, it's still a very nice treat and worth the buy if you're a fan of her.

princess2565 11/2/15
"Pies are a-flying! The mess is quickly increased. Awesome Maria"
First off, sorry about the Haiku in the tagline. Our amazing model is back for more torture of the best kind. She does an adorable little dance, pouring cream over herself, but what comes after really gets my attention--large, gooey pies. As the mess gets more colorful, she puts on a blindfold and crawls through the mud, before more of the face and hair gunging (flour? powdered sugar?) that I love so much. A lovely mess now, she stands in front of a trellis and begins to disrobe We even get to see how that mud (along with a few weeds) inside the cleavage from the last video turned out, which is a pleasant venture. The lingerie is lifted and moved a little to show the mucky line where the dirt of her thighs starts to be protected by the undergarments. I thought that was a nice touch. At this point, seeing someone as lovely as Maria as messy as this, she could be crocheting or doing a crossword puzzle and still have my undivided attention. But she capers and climbs about which does provide some nice new angles of her in that lingerie. After another custarding (the best mess in the sequence, I think,) she re-dresses and walks home. I'm surprised the drivers weren't so distracted that they crashed, although I did notice some of them were so distracted they were driving on the wrong side of the road. :) That's Maria, distracting a whole country of drivers. I enjoy watching her walk home, because, as I've already said, lovely and messed, whatever she does now is going to be exciting. Sorry these reviews are long and detailed--I should have waited until an hour or so later to write them, when the details aren't so fresh in my mind. Anyway, it's an amazing video, and bookends well with the opening of part 1.

Myds 11/1/15
"Messy Maria. Can there be too much of a good thing? Naaahhh."
This great video starts with a cute scene where Maria, dressed in lingerie, gives us some nice views and previews the clothes she is going to wear. The top has some embarrassing words written on it, and she wears it down the street to the bank of a muddy stream. This video is going to do a lot for all the fans of gunged clothes, and especially gunged satin, but my interest in it is as a fan of gunged Maria, so apologies if I don't catch all the specifics of the wet and gunged clothing and shoes. After a soaking, she gets covered in condiments, and one of my favorite part is where she's lying on the ground covering herself in ketchup. (I spell it that way because 'catsup' looks too much like 'cat soup,' which is an unappetizing notion to say the least.) I really enjoyed the facial mess here, as well as the look at the stockings and garters. There's then a bit with some really slimy natural mud (inside the cleavage, for example), but that's followed up with a good custarding, after which Maria can't stop laughing, which I enjoy. Overall, this is a great video. Having watched them both, I like the second part a bit better (I think it's even messier), but I always like to see the 'before' scenes that are at the beginning of this video.

Myds 11/1/15
"Maria is amazing! Looking forward to more."
Amazing! Maria is gorgeous as always, and acts well here the part of a reluctant victim as she is sploshed. Her final freakout at the end is the best, because of two things. Her acting is great. Also, her comically fast and jerky movements cause her to jiggle her lovely assets, which is a welcome sight. As soon as the pies start connecting with her face, everything is perfect Wam-wise. The tone of mockery makes the WAM more exciting. I suspect we'll see the other characters get some much-needed WAM comeuppance in future installments. I have my wallet ready for the Pandora section.

Myds 11/1/15
"Best thing since sliced pie! Can't wait for the continuation."
The collection of models and the comic antagonism of the plot here comes together to make what I think will be one of my all-time favorite videos. It's definitely one of the two top videos I didn't commission myself. That said, it's done almost entirely the way I would have done it. Maria and Pandora are great, sizzling with a slow burn and setting each other up. The only thing I would offer constructive criticism on is letting Pandora ply her skills a little more. When her luscious bottom is being spanked, try to get her whole head in the camera so we can catch her amazing acting. She's the queen of good facial reaction to a spanking, and that's amazingly hot.

Myds 11/1/15
"Disappointment"
If you like rain boots this is not for you.Does not focus on the boots and the model lies down and gets them off instead of first time flooding and let us watch. :-(

And why do you cut the best scenes?

When christening her boots, there is hard editing and suddenly she does not wear anything.

phi96did 10/31/15
"Good video idea, edited badly"
The editing is a nightmare. You don't see her flood her boots--there is a cut. You see her walking in the mud with clean boots--cut. The moment she is helpless stuck--cut.

phi96did 10/31/15
"Lovely lady in muddy distress!"
This is a great video, and watching the beautiful Betty sink into the mud and get stuck just wonderful. I hope we see a lot more of her. And Samantha, why don't you come to this spot? Wear black Otk rubber riding boots, very tight red leggings and black top. With your experience I would expect you to sink at least waist deep, and it would be great watching you get really stuck, and in deep, for a change!

Billsinkers 10/28/15
"Incredible"
This clip just ticks all boxes, syrup, custard, filling, wellies, cake sitting, coverage, pvc, and the two girls are absolutely beautiful. You really can ask for more, i'll be certainly downloading part two after this, mark my words. Absolutely phenomenal! And to top it all off its in HD!

sweet_messy_fan 10/26/15
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